Hey mom and dad this is my girlfriend Rachel

>hey mom and dad this is my girlfriend Rachel

How do your parents react?

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how much are you paying her? paid 50 bucks the last time

>wow, you have any sort of relationship with another human being?
>that's amazing

Great user, we thought you were gay!

My parents know that I hate niggers. They'd be confused more than anything.

>human

user, you forgot where we are.

>is her family rich or something?

This.

Kek

Her nails are long.

She has a pretty face but I prefer natural hair on blacks.

Both of my parents know while I don't necessarily hate black people, they know I would never date one

My parents are dead

This.
Got to stop dropping redpills so that I can hit the shitskin pussy

so what kind of nigger are you? island nigger? spic nigger? or regular nigger?

Kek.

Who fucking cares. She's cute, I'll buy my son a drink. Just gotta remind him to use protection and not have a kid.

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"what's Rachel short for?"

You're out of the estate. Get the fuck out of here. Change your name; you are not apart of this family anymore!

Hey mom and dad this is Prinzess Shaqueesha Reebok-Killa my new gf

Boomquisha

Jesus I'll never get tired of that pic

"il be sure to pick up some more lemon pledge "

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My family would probably fall over due to cardiac arrest.

They are VERY racist and don't like anyone who isn't white. I don't blame them.

>user can I talk to you in here real quick
Followed by
>She's black
>You can't do this
>What will your nieces and nephew think?
>This is a sin
>Crying
>Does anyone else know?
>Oh God why
>This is sick
>God doesn't want this
>Why don't you like the girls I choose for you?
>What would your dead relatives say?
>Did you fuck her?
>I'm going to be sick
>Is this because we were too hard on you as a child?
>Are you doing this just to spite me?
>Crying
>You'll go to hell
>etc.

Haha, underrated.

This.

Any responsible parent that truly loves his child would preclude that possibility from happening.

But this is supposed to be a hypothetical where YOUR son brings home a nigress.

Germans are retarded.

My parents would be relieved that I finally got a girlfriend

>Got to stop dropping redpills so that I can hit the shitskin pussy

It's actually the other way around: stop dropping redpills, and the shitskin will necessarily end up hitting your women's pussy.

"It's short for Queen Racholazol of the Second Sphinx."

Germans parents used confusion.
>It's super effective
>Leaf is confused
>...
>It.. attacked it's point in confusion.

When I was a kid my mum told me that if I brought home a nigger that she would melt her down and use her to make boots.

I'm a white male so they woulden't care, colonising qt black girls is part of our culture.

If my sister brought home a black man then there'd be trouble.

My father would probably be jealous.

They wouldn't. My parents know that I wouldnt make stupid decision so they would presume that she is nice girl. Dad would probably congratulate me for bedding black girl (Serbia has almost 0 blacks so pretty black girls are seen as something very exotic). Also he would ask me if she is muslim. He would never support his kid dating a muslim. Not because Bosnia and Kosovo but because he considers them to be incompatible with modern world

This. My mother would also immediately call her sisters and brag about how culturally minded I am.

>Son i already told you dont fuck with the livestock

She's hot son. Lemme tap that asshole, eh?

"Is she Jewish? If you marry her, she better convert to Judaism."
Thanks parents.

"'Attaboy! We thought you were a fag!"

Of course they are! Rich in vivaciousness and vibrancy, that is.

A blessing I guess, mom calls me a fag and tranny kek

Holy shit you want our children to be nigglets?
Get this sheboon out of here now.

>Why is my son a fucking leaf?

I guess Albert is happy that you're done beating up people at night and are settling down.

>amerifat plays pokemon
>he's SUPER AUTISTIC!

Kill yourself.

>parent

wait guys, I thought that we all defoo'd our parents long times ago like moly told us??

My father would shrug his shoulders and say something like "at least you are not gay like we all thought".

sauce please

>tfw ex is a qt Latina named Rachel

I miss her

>Rachel
Get out jew

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"What happened to that 3.7GPA, Pure white, double-major Christian girl you brought to Christmas dinner?"

>Rachel
Try "Raqeila'kunte'kinte"

Time for some family reunification.

Black women don't have long hair for obvious reasons. Seriously. Like 99% of black women look like and are basically black men with plastic wigs glued on.

No one will say anything, they will all pity you. Poor bastard..he couldn't find one of his own.. he had to dip down right to the bottom of the barrel :/ hes going to have fuzzy haired low iq nigglets

Is the depressingly accurate answer.

I think the same everytime I see a lad with a thai bird.

Evora is a neat place. I approve.

>those nails

My ex did hers like that. They're hot as fuck. Loved her digging them into my back during sex. Feel great gently rubbing across your dick and nipples, too.

But they wouldn't mind as long as her parents weren't too niggerish because they would eventually have to meet.

She is genuinely pretty cute though.

Honestly?

My mom would be all like "oh she is so nice, she is very pretty, hope you are happy"
But deep down hate her and never accept her grandkids

Dad would be "adopting a chimp at the zoo doesn't mean you can bring it home ooga booga"
But secretly be "what a fine ass, high five son"

>hello, rachael! nice to meet you
like any sane parent

BLEACHED

BLEACHED how can black Bois compete

>>This is a sin
>>Crying
>>Does anyone else know?
>>Oh God why
>>This is sick
>>God doesn't want this
lmao is this what filthy heretics believe?
No wonder they also support Israel

>Son I am dissapoint
>Get disowned
i'd be too if my offspring pissed in their genepool with by mating with some subhuman double digit IQ coon or mudskin.

Let me and your mother loosen her up for you...

but user
we just yell at you for being racist?
since when do you date nigg... i mean black people

>white women fucking black men
>reeee coal burners
>white men fucking black women
>lool bleached xd
you guys are a bunch of inconsistent idiots

either its fine in either or in neither case. or are you just lonely virgins who demand male privilege?

They'd probably just say she's way out of my league...

My mum bakes her some biscuits while dad makes Smalltalk and finds out what her interests are

Idk, leaf, but I'm about to find out

at least he understands how a simple hypothetical scenario works...

Why not demand both, user?

the difference is that a white man can impregnate several women of different races

a white woman can get impgrenated by several men of different "races"

Shocked. They know my stance on tar babies.

>poping one baby a year vs impregnating several women per hour

She's beautiful.
Fuck degenerate white girls.and FUCK Donald Drumpf

> will she kidnap you, tie you up, and scalp you?

Is that Ra-Kell or Ray-Chəll?

difference is that women will follow their man while men make their own decisions. so if a niggress has a relationship with a white guy and has kids theres a good chance all of them will be good law-abiding citizens. On the other hand if a white woman fucks a nigger in most cases the nigger will dissapear and that means society has to support the kid and mother. Also there's a good chance the children will act like regular niggers, chimping out at anything.

I wouldn't consider them filthy. Mainly because they provide for me while I got older. They are just way too headstrong.

that both does not disprove what I said nor is it relevant because pretty much noone does that

my Family is Polish ... so, pic related

You sure her name is Rachel and not Rashawna?

since polygamy is forbidden why should the white man not instead pick a white woman?

>At least you're not gay

funny thing is that he only got 16 years

and people nowadays only have one relationship their whole lives? People found a way around not being able to fuck multiple partners at once: fuck them one at a time and then break up.

so you think creating more black single moms is a good thing

>"son you are a disgrace to your race, you are grounded go to your room"
>fuck her

Fuuuuuuuck

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>hi Rachel, these are our other two sons >Smith and Wessen

no I'm saying it would be better than white single mothers since white men actually work so they are able to pay alimoney while niggers dont thus relieving a lot of stress on wellfare

i really like some of these negros famalam. bitter chocolates they are.