In Thailand for two weeks. Doing the Bangkok night life and then headed up to Chang Mai and Pai to hike...

In Thailand for two weeks. Doing the Bangkok night life and then headed up to Chang Mai and Pai to hike. This place is fucking incredible guys. Why haven't you gone yet?

Inb4: degenerative pig
If you think that then I probably have had more fun and excitement in one day than you've had in your entire life.

Inb4: ladyboys
Just don't fuck em if you don't want to. The Thai are very accepting of that weird shit and they tell you if they have a dick or not.

Pic related it's me at Wat Pho temple of the resting Buddha.

Nice slide thread. Reported.

Nice shirt.

Butthurt much?

>>/trv/

Thanks man I thought it was hilarious. Cost three USD.

are there opium dens there?

With the king dying recently and the extremely different values of Thai culture. This post isn't out of the realm of /pol. I even asked why haven't you gone yet?

Haven't found any in Bangkok. Probably are. My buddy and I are gonna search for one in Pai. We're thinking it'll be a lot less hectic with less people and it's in a better spot with respect to the Golden triangle.

You know we have a board for travel discussion /trv/ right?

Fuck off

good for you man, i was thinking of travelling to chaing mai myself, do the sort of modern hippie lifestyle

are you meeting a lot of other travellers? if so where are they from?

im assuming lots of aussies and kiwis righ?

have fun bro

You know there's a lot of political change in Thailand right now right? Fuck off cancer leaf.

Let's be honest; you don't get laid in Canada so you're gonna travel to Thailand in order to get laid just like OP.

see if you can find some of that famous golden triangle shit everyone dies from over here

Because for just a 1 way ticket to bangkok thailand is a thousand dollars, a round trip is over 2k. And I'm a poor collegefag.

The old king dying and the new one who is supposed to replace him is absolutely sad.
>pic related
Add that to the fact that Thailand has a military government and they're adding North Korea style internet restrictions soon and the absolutely disgusting prostitution and transsexualism around Bangkok and Thailand is really a pretty sad place.
t. guy with a qt3.14 conservative GF from Udon Thani.

Whites in Asia should be murdered. They don't deserve to escape to those places that aren't hell yet.

I met my buddy here who's my roomate back in the states and his parents do energy work and are putting me up for free while I'm in Bangkok. I would recommend not spending all your time in Chang Mai if you're looking for that authentic SEA backpack experience. I'd try to get to Pai and Chang Rai. Tons of aussies. They're are alright, kinda rude to the women but w.e the prostitutes here are like annoying birds. Meeting my buddies friend Krit who went to the same Uni as us back in the states. He's Thai native, speaks the language, and has a good herb hook up. Hope this helps!

Just admit it, you're only there to fuck children.

I paid $850 round trip.

You fool. There are NO female Thais; some of them just do the tranny act or go for a snipety snip to appear normal.

When no one is looking, Thais reproduce by mitosis.

Adventures of a nu male, thailand edition. Operation lose virginity before 28 years old.

Dude I browse /trv/ daily and literally everyone has been to Thailand.
It's cool and all that you're doing baby's 1st trip, but there's no reason to create a thread, especially in Sup Forums
If you had created this thread in /trv/ people would call you a fag and ask what's the point of your thread

>You know there's a lot of political change in Thailand right now right?
Yeah the king died. What else do you have to say on that topic ?

This guy gets its. It's kinda fucking nuts. People in masses crying at memorials of the recent King. They have a movie about it at all the movies theaters. Everyone only wore black clothing for a little while after his death.

Just Fucked a massage girl like 2 hours ago. She was 23.

I live on the east coast

Lmao. Whatever lets you sleep at night.

I flew out of Logan....

Why did you buy those faggot glasses?

If you are trying to make Hitler not cool, then congratulations, you've succeeded

New king doesn't look that bad. 1 shitty picture with some gay ass shirt doesn't look that bad.

Hahahahahaha you're reeeee satisfies me.

Help me report offtopic and /leftypol/ threads

Because I can afford them.

Wow, I wish I had your success with woman! Is your 1st name Chad?

Fucking monarchists.

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I mean thinner rims look better

Then how the fuck did you find an international round way for 800 dollars? That is also still way out of my budget as a poor collegefag. I can afford a trip to seattle at the most.

How the fuck is this lefty?

Kill the pizzagate shill please.

Idk man I like the way they look. Kinda reason enough.

I'm a software engineer. Recently graduated.

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$600 for me if i left tomorrow. $500 or less in advance. Pretty good for round trip tickets.

but then again that's LAX-bangkok. I'd have to drive 90 miles to get to LAX. that's the only inconvenience.

The flight is the most expensive part of the trip if you're smart too. Food and stay is dirt cheap.

I've been there. Go to /trv/ please. The king died months ago. Fuck off with your gay KS road T shirt

Fucking nerd shut the fuck up OP.

I'll give you that KS is cheesy as fuck. But if you're were here right now the kings death is still extremely relevant.

You got me!

There's a difference between degenerate and creepy.

I've done crack and heroin on an experimental whim before; thats degenerate. I've never fucked a ladyboy in Thailand because that would make me a creepy pedo.

KYS

Right but your thread is shit

>Hur dur guys look at me I'm in Thailand! I get to pay girls in order for them to accept a sexual.encounter with me! I drink every night!

Get the fuck outta here man. Degenerate piece of shit

I have to drive 400 miles to fly pretty much anywhere outside my own country

These hoes are pretty degenerate man idk. Especially the low quality ones doing Yaba all the time.

>hur dur I can't get laid so anyone else who does must pay for it.

Enjoy your trap porn.

Nice shirt xD

It's cheesy as fuck but I don't give a shit. My family will get a chuckle out of it and it was cheap.

love how the ladyboy he's with is stood to attention

i just told all of my friends im going to thailand and they think i'm going because of sex tourism kek

Yeah if you're white everyone thinks you're a sex pat. But If you go up north its a completely different story. They don't give a shit about the king and its way more chilled out.

I flew from New York to Japan for $750. It's really not that expensive if you fly on a shit airline

You look like a weak nu-male, a pathetic shell of a man. You could have at least postured normal and not hide your arms behind your body.

man it sounds really fun over there. what a cool fucking place. i just hope i don't get bonged out by a muslim

I snuck some Xanax on in some bullshit vitamin capsules. Slept for 13 hours straight. Pretty much woke up and I was in Beijing. Had to fucking haul ass for the connection tho.

Okay Ahmed

They have a few mosque, lots of Sikhs. My Thai is shit so they actually come in handy because a lot of them speak good English. It would be a shame for some towel head nonsense to happen. The Thai would have to pull a Myanmar.

>she was 23

underrated
you are imaginative and you will achieve great things one day

>those are the people you talk to everyday on Sup Forums

Why am I even here? Bunch of beta bitchbois

That's what she told me. Too late now.

Sameleaf just can't reeeee hard enough hahahahahaha

Hahahahahaha

Thats the way to do it. What uni are you from?