You are in Chicago and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do?

You are in Chicago and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do?

Shoot up the local church.

Tweet Trump for FBI to charge civil rights violations.
>"Criminal civil rights violation involves the use or threat of force"

Offenders on video saying:
>"Fuck White People!" - Racial Intimidation
>"Fuck Trump" - Political Intimidation
>Disabled Victim - Obama bill makes it a hate crime.

>tfw no gf

I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAINT

There is literally zero chance I'm going to run into a black guy like this in Chicago. Never have, never will. Just stay around your own

beat me to it

Report a prison break

Do a 360 and run away. No pussy is worth me risking my life

catch his fucking dreads, tie it to fucking anything, starting punching him like fucking mad

*198cm/105 kg*

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Twist his head off like muh daddy moonman

Cut off his head, stuff it and hang it on the wall because I just killed Predator.

>360

>105kg at 198cm
my lanklet sensors are tingling

I'll say she's my sister and she has HIV

>leaf

Curb stomp the filthy subhuman orangutang spook to kingdom come!

Tell him I voted for Obama and that is no way to thank me.

Jokes on him I wasn't even registered in '08 or '12.

>gf

drink his toilet water?

Punch him in his unguarded throat

lol

i'd feel awkward about his strange way of shaking hands

shriek loudly, stab him with my car keys while wondering why the fuck me and my nonexistant gf in Englewood

Shoot him, because just about everyone in Chicago has a gun on them

Rape him

I don't know, I'd never go to Chicago. Or any free roam area for that matter. I only go to Amsterdam, Rotterdam or any of the other large cities unless I absolutely have to, which is basically never.

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Call the zoo

Killer Queen already touched that ass.

Turn a complete circle and run straight towards him

Slap his face and ask this gentleman for a duel.

rip his head off by his faggot braids

Just punch him in the teeth. He's what, 120lb with that shit on his head?

>implying HIV will deter a nigger
Nigger probably already has full blown AIDS.

>newfags

You're Actually Right

Call the zoo and tell them their chimp escaped.

Pull out my glock and follow in this guys footsteps.

>going to Chiraq
Im-fucking-plying

suck his dick

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put him on hormones and remove his testes
when he has become properly sissified bend him over and cum in his ass fully making him my fuckslave
Chain him up in my bathroom so he can suck my dick while I dooky and shitpost