IS ANN COULTER ONE OF US?

huffingtonpost.com/entry/ann-coulter-tweet_us_586e7734e4b02b5f858765ff

Yes, she's /our Lady/

its about the inauguration she's just retarded
thread/

>childless
>dating blacks

no she is not

Is she a rural/suburban retard too?

Worming her way out of her bunghole

Chunk chunk chunk

Five boxes of cereal in that one shit

Lop lop lop like a big heffer horse

Big and nearly green, or it should be but it's brown

Chunky doesn't give it justice, it's "airy", light, and somehow tight

So much packed in but not clamped down nor downtrodden

Natural styrofoam pre heated, you want to squish

Hand over hand-one under-side to side-and held apart grabbing shit like a rope

Forming back like lichen moss or brownish loam

Oh how it comes out in chunks, segments

Like dough dropping down a hole that's just too small for a free fall

Coming out of that big thick white ass, a bung hole

Juiceless, but not fruitless

Raspberries. Strawberries. Nuts. And raisins.

You're welcome

(Note: to not allow a free fall to happen due to the dough occasionally, but not sporadically, "clamping", for severe lack of a better word, onto the sides of sed bung hole)
(Note: sed, as in the past tense of says, said, but without the ai. Not to be confused with sed-uction bung hole)

>We’ve reached out to Coulter to find out more, and will update if she replies.
>@AnnCoulter Hi Ann, I work at @HuffingtonPost — what does this tweet mean?
>— Jenna Amatulli (@ohheyjenna) January 5, 2017
Media is such hopeless kekkerinos

This.

/thread

this goes away tomorrow when she posts 13...goddamn is she good at rustling jimmies tho

She was also dating the Poo in Loo guy Dinesh D'Souza
>both are cool btw

/thread
It's called attention seeking.

>what did she mean by this

Wtf

for love of God Ann, eat something

Wtf

Wtf

Wtf

Checked. Also that's a man, man.

...

I'm gonna say yes desu. She gets it, I don't know how or why but my heart tells me that she has the true steel.

>muh vpn