huffingtonpost.com
IS ANN COULTER ONE OF US?
Yes, she's /our Lady/
its about the inauguration she's just retarded
thread/
>childless
>dating blacks
no she is not
Is she a rural/suburban retard too?
Worming her way out of her bunghole
Chunk chunk chunk
Five boxes of cereal in that one shit
Lop lop lop like a big heffer horse
Big and nearly green, or it should be but it's brown
Chunky doesn't give it justice, it's "airy", light, and somehow tight
So much packed in but not clamped down nor downtrodden
Natural styrofoam pre heated, you want to squish
Hand over hand-one under-side to side-and held apart grabbing shit like a rope
Forming back like lichen moss or brownish loam
Oh how it comes out in chunks, segments
Like dough dropping down a hole that's just too small for a free fall
Coming out of that big thick white ass, a bung hole
Juiceless, but not fruitless
Raspberries. Strawberries. Nuts. And raisins.
You're welcome
(Note: to not allow a free fall to happen due to the dough occasionally, but not sporadically, "clamping", for severe lack of a better word, onto the sides of sed bung hole)
(Note: sed, as in the past tense of says, said, but without the ai. Not to be confused with sed-uction bung hole)
>We’ve reached out to Coulter to find out more, and will update if she replies.
>@AnnCoulter Hi Ann, I work at @HuffingtonPost — what does this tweet mean?
>— Jenna Amatulli (@ohheyjenna) January 5, 2017
Media is such hopeless kekkerinos
This.
/thread
this goes away tomorrow when she posts 13...goddamn is she good at rustling jimmies tho
She was also dating the Poo in Loo guy Dinesh D'Souza
>both are cool btw
/thread
It's called attention seeking.
>what did she mean by this
Wtf
for love of God Ann, eat something
Wtf
Wtf
Wtf
Checked. Also that's a man, man.
...
I'm gonna say yes desu. She gets it, I don't know how or why but my heart tells me that she has the true steel.
>muh vpn