How did Australians Lose to Emus?

How dangerous are these things?

very dangerous

typical aussie dog

>How dangerous are these things?

In short: we're lucky they dont live here, user.

DEAR Sup Forums,
THE WOOL IS BEING PULLED OVER YOUR EYES AND YOU ARE CHEERING FOR IT
TRUMP IS BRINGING IN OTHER BILLIONAIRE BUISNESSMEN INTO THE WHITE HOUSE BRINGING US CLOSER TO 1984 STYLE LIVING AND TRUE OLEGHARKY. YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE, IT'S TIME TO STOP FIGHTING YOUR FRIENDS!

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In reality they are fine birds. Their cousins the cassowary are the real killers. They have a talon they is capable, and has, disembowelled people. Emus have no real weapons and a swift kick will scare them off

But memes say otherwise I guess

We just stopped because we realized the amount of effort required to cull the emu population was not suited for the military, as in to easy, local farmers and cullers could do it. We killed a couple and went home.

How do you lose to a bunch of overgrown chickens? Like who does that? lmao

Yea that's the same thing we say about Vietnam.

If an emo kicks you, whatever body part that is will be disfigured and probably disabled for life. Their legs are strong and they have very big sharp talons

Your civilian population stopped you from exterminating the gooks.

Australia should just make a US style thanksgiving where you roast an Emu, that will solve the problem in a few holidays.

In Straya there is no law.
Get beaten up in emo war.
Children learn gay lies in school.
Abos steal and sniff our fuel.
And the internet is slow as dial-up from 2004.

I have an aunt from Australia, she told me that Emus are constantly in a shitty mood.

savage

The Emu war was our Vietnam.
Dominated on the battlefield with a massive kill count, but called off due to a massive shift in public perception, both locally and internationally.

Losing the Emu war is much less of an embarrassment though as we lost to a worthy adversary, while the Americans lost to a bunch of gook rice farmers.

Only the strongest Emus can become Cassowaries.

it looked like it's fucking a bloody corpse at the start

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>If an emo kicks you
>Their legs are strong

nah, look at these legs, theyre skinny as fuck, these faggots skip everything day, certainly including leg day

Stop posting yourself niggertina

hahahaha Kek.
good shit post.
it must be my bedtime since aussies are Shit posting

I would take you serious if it wasnt because of your gay pride flag

Also, take your immigrants back please.

Are you jealous about our fashion?

It's an excciting tale

"The next significant event was on 4 November. Meredith had established an ambush near a local dam, and more than 1,000 emus were spotted heading towards their position. This time the gunners waited until the birds were in close proximity before opening fire. The gun jammed after only twelve birds were killed, however, and the remainder scattered before more could be killed. No more birds were sighted that day"

If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.

Major Meredith

What is the current fashion now?

The war wasn't fought on the battlefield.
The war was fought in the bedroom.

Short haircut or skinhead, sportbrand, sports trousers, piercing, sometimes blond hair. Onda turro is an evolution of onda cumbio.

>Onda turro
are they still on that?
arent over half the wachiturros in jail?

Aussies went to Nam tho

no eyebrows

Wachiturro is a band, different from onda turro which is fashion trend. When you go to Palermo or Recoleta, most people gloom themselves like in pic.

Fuck man Argentina got real weird fashion cant waith for 2020

10/10 post

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Ya ain't deserve our hot argie asses.

Copado, loco

funny thing:
>the band that started that fashion was called the watchiturros
>they wore lacoste shirts in their shows
>lacoste paid them to stop wearing their clothing because they were ugly niggers and were ruining the brand image

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I wouldn't fuck them with your dick bro

So mean. :(

This person is still indoctrinated. Don't listen to him.

The emu said they were peaceful and we let the emu in. Many still don't believe it was them that started the war and cite a conspiracy - which is why they persist today, and why we will never unite to permanently eradicate them.

kek

To thing that porteñosfags have to deal with this shit.

Feel good to be Pampeño Master Race

Do Aussie schools talk about the emu war?

>BIG
>BLACK
>PLUMED BIRD

Aussies get cucked by everything except koala.

my uncle was killed by a koala you arsehole

2nd November, 1932. Major G.P.W. Meredith and his men travel to Campion, West Australia, and engage a force of 50 Emus. The birds remain out of range of the Australian machine guns, and dodge the local settlers who attempt to herd them into an ambush. In a second engagement that same day Australian forces engage a smaller contingent of some dozen Emus and kill them.
4th November. Meredith carries out an ambush upon the main enemy force of 1,000 Emus. With a machine gun in position, and the gunner waiting until the birds are within range before opening fire, it ought to have been a decisive encounter. A brave squad of Emus rushes the gun however, and it jams with only twelve more killed. The main contingent gets away, and no more birds are sighted that day.
Meredith continues to bungle the war effort. Six days after the first engagement, and after using 2,500 rounds of ammunition, only 50 Emus are definitely accounted for.
Meredith was our McClellan, a cautious man who suffered few casualties. Yet no territory was taken from the Emu either.
8th November. After careful deliberation by Parliament it is concluded that the war is lost. Sir George Pierce, Minister of Defence, surrenders unconditionally to the Emu on behalf of the Australian Commonwealth. A day our young nation will not soon forget.