>Shepard is Sup Forums >Cerberus is SJW's >Reapers are muslims >Krogans are niggers >Salarians are asians >Council is EU
>Cerberus and Reapers co-operate, but they don't have the same goal >Council sides with Cerberus and ignores the reaper threat until it's too late >Shepard warns the council all the time but council is "Ahh yes, the """reapers""" >Cerberus welcomes the reaper invasion and attempts to control them, but fails all the time >Past civilizations have fallen to the reaper threat before, since nobody takes the warning call seriously
Evan Foster
bumpity bump
Jacob Davis
I guess so.
Charles Clark
gamergate
Carter Harris
If Shepard would've been Sup Forums he wouldn't have a gay nigger on his ship
Justin Johnson
>gay nigger you mean Jacob? At least he doesn't flaunt it
Ethan Long
>Cerberus is SJW's Did you even play it faggot
Zachary Barnes
cerberus sjw's
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Landon Brown
I came to him just one time and he started crying about his dead faggot friend while i had to stand here without even being able to throw him out in open space At least he got killed in the end And Shepard cried about it even though he shouldn't
Ian Martin
Please read it again, it matches perfectly >Did you even play it faggot I completed all three games 3 times, DLC's included, and also 90% of side quests.
Kayden Gutierrez
Oh, you mean the hispanic guy then, Hermandez or whatever he was called... btw that story about his dead faggot friend was still a better love story than the entire cringey Citadel DLC
yeah sounds crazy but it plays out perfectly, read it again
Brayden Gonzalez
play 2 again friendo
Luis Edwards
>cerberus >not Sup Forums back to /lgbt/ faggot
Hunter Clark
why the second one?
Connor Nelson
Fuck you faggot. Tali is my spacefu and that story was perfect
Cooper Bailey
>A race builds robots to help them with building and colonizing space >The space gets a collective AI idfk and somehow pretends that it's autonomous >Creators become worried that they'll rebel and use their strength against them and wipe them out which happened and try to disable them as the robots are their own property and don't count as people >Robots genocide 99.99% of the creators and exile them where they'll die in space >The third game somehow makes the robots into the victims.
we wuz innocents
Josiah Watson
*the robots get a colletive AI
Jaxson Cox
my romance was Jack, kek
Cooper Hall
shit choice f a m sorry. It's either Tali or Miranda.
Gabriel Moore
its ONLY tali need me some blue big ass bitch with tentacle hair to fuck dam
Ryan Hill
Jack had kinda interesting personality, I really enjoyed how she appeared dominant but secretly desired to be submissive
