This can't be real. Oh God, this will be glorious

This can't be real. Oh God, this will be glorious.

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How long until this is hacked with furry porn?

can any yanks confirm this?

Being POTUS gives you the privilege to shitpost your entire nation. That's an incredible incentive to become POTUS for all Sup Forums youth.

Fuck, I hope this happens.
I'll need to stock up on adult diapers because I'll be pissing myself for at least the next four years.

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yes, obaba used it once for bullshit

BRB, MOVING THE FUCK TO AMERICA

Just google m8

nymag.com/selectall/2016/11/president-trump-can-send-emergency-alerts-to-everyone.html

It's real.

Mobile carriers already send out alerts for dangerous weather, amber alerts, etc.

AFAIK you can't opt out of it.

liberals BTFO

Proof?

absolutely crazy bus

Couldnt Obama do this already? This is the National Emergency broadcast system of the third millennium

Emergency Alert:

China is beating us in trade. Not gonna happen!

>EMERGENCY ALERT : Just finished a Papa John's pizza. Great pepperoni spacing and quantity, folks. Much unlike those morons at Pizza Hut.
Impressive!

>EMERGENCY ALERT: Known pedophile Anthony Weiner is in prison. Girls of all ages can feel safe leaving their houses now.

TFW waiting for Trump-sama to text me.

>EMERGENCY ALERT: tornado in florida kill over 800 people. gonna visit them soon! Many such cases!

He can post to the world on the toilet literally. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yes, and it's only for extreme emergencies.
He's not going to be shitposting to the nation using it, as awesome as that would be. It's just more fake news.

this is going to be a wild ride for 4 years lads.

Yes, but he's an idiot

Everyone with more than 2 brain cells to rub together knows that m8. It's just playful banter. He's going to get a POTUS twitter account, he doesn't have to shitpost via text.

A real shitposting president. Jesus Christ what have we done

>POTUS twitter account
>implying he will use it over his old one

>you will never get a mandatory wake up text from Donald Trump to make America great again at 5am
Why even live, lads? ;_;

MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS

kek

>you have to go back

Make my phone great again.

I hope this is legit, and is extended to the entire world.

>EMERGENCY ALERT: My thoughts and prayers go out to those that lost their lives in the recent earthquake. Also, don't listen to what that fat pig Rosie O'Donnell said about my recent diplomacy policy. She's lies. Very sad!

You can opt out of the weather alerts and the amber alerts, but not the presidential alerts.

Idk why you'd opt out of the weather alerts though. They once saved my ass from a river flash flood.

We have broken the glass ceiling senpai.
Now ever shitposter all around the US can dream to hold the greatest office in the face of the earth.

>4

>sitting on the toilet trying to take a massive shit
>phone starts buzzing
>"Get the remnant out of here!"
>yes Mr. President!
>take the biggest shit I've ever had in my entire life

I can see it happening

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The best timeline

>EMERGENCY ALERT: Hey Hillary, I know you're reading this. Check this rad selfie of me in the Oval Office! Many such photos! (to follow)

This will undoubtedly take us into new levels of triggering that shouldn't even be possible.

We can only hope
>mfw nobody can ignore Trumps shitposts

RIP goes your brains down that pan, tho.

>EMERGENCY ALERT: Testing the new electric grid in the White House (and soon across the nation). Capacity: 9001 trannyvolts/second. Thank you Mike Pence!

Some user said the Obama administration did this is that true?

America should have always been this great. It's a shame we've had to wait so long.

What would your first text be?

I would hesitate between "gas the jews race war now" and "for you".

>EMERGENCY ALERT: If you don't reply to this post your mother will die tonight.

Fuck I wish I was Trump

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>TFW 3:00 am text from God emperor just talking shit about some leftist dipshit. All leftist dipshits on 24 hr suicide watch.

I. Love. America.

This is the greatest timeline.

stfu lith get b&

FOR YOU

>keep shit posting by nationwide text
>liberals block the number to escape the constant winning
>only trump supporters get warnings about disasters

>EMERGENCY ALERT: Flippy-floppy "superhero" Sportaflop sighted in Madison, WI. Ready your nets.

>sitting in university class with SJWs and various flavors of marxists
>suddenly a loud chorus of BINGS and vibrations
>room goes silent
>a single roastie reaches for her phone, blue glow hits her face
>"Remember, we WILL build a wall. Sorry to crybaby losers. Sad!"
>roastie bursts into tears "n-not again"

and there's NOTHING the normies can do about unless they can give up their roastiegrams and snapchads their faces are buried in 10hrs/day (they can't)

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>... After all, it's the CURRENT year.

it is unblockable.

> Send $1 to Happy Dude

no matter how much the lefties don't want to listen to Trump they are forced to by design.

>expect alot more suicides.

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Here's the quote of the text

>dear wytepipo! U be raysis. Fuck wytepipo! His excellency, Ooga bongo the first of his name.

kys

>What would your first text be?
Germany should annex Luxembourg

Shh

>expect alot more suicides

And checked.

#Donald Trump's Dumps
>get 24/7 alerts on the size colour and stink factor of the president's cheesy dookies

that was be hilarious

"AY YO AY YO HOL' UP!!! IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF DA COLONAL RLY BE A CRACKA WHY DEM KFC CHICKN TENDIES BE SO MF JUICY LIKE A MF WATAHMELUN NIGGA"

>21st January
>phone buzzes
>"Rosie O'Donnell is a fat slob"
>mfw

This.

kek

Fuck you cunt.

these texts would come through the EMS like this? I do not believe he'd be doing this everyday.

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>Mfw Trump actually sends this to all americans
>Mfw they can't reply
>Mfw their moms die

Trump does it... again!

pls make it global

every time

Yes, that is exactly what is going to happen. It's just people want the (views) and know they can trigger idiots into being afraid and reading the article. It's not even going to be trump who sends this shit.

Don't worry they just want to fearmonger more.

haha fuck yea

>tfw Amber alert woke me up at like 2 in the morning

Fuck off

fireside chats

FIRESIDE CHATS

yeah, for like a good month into obama's first presidency he would make weekly updates about living in the white house. didnt really pan out well or something so they stopped

>First text is an ASCII pepe

Can't we all?

I can't believe you idiots are getting trolled by your own troll. Check the date on this one, the original. It's a month old. Am I being trolled? That's quite a few levels of irony to be on.

nigger

ive seen three people use twitter it was invented for.
trump when the msm (((summarizes/gists))) his words

snoop dog when he got arrested at an airport

kim kardashian when she said quit labeling errythang.


i hate all you needy fucks that ruined a great tool so you could be a stay at home xenophobe talking about hash. took a decade to build the network to support periscope. #streamingvideoruinednetworkneutrality

I opted out of the amber alerts because my phone is always on vibrate and kept confusing them for phone calls. And I'm job hunting and it's frustrating af to think you got a phone call just to see it's some mini coalburner gone missing 300 miles away

Actually, if your phone is not directly attached to the line, you are opted out to begin with

>to pablo :
>you need to go back

Tfw 4 am text from trump xx

Fuck you

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I hope he writes stuff to piss of LBTBBQ-people.

>EMERGENCY ALERT: Blizzard conditions throughout most of the North East. So much for Global Warming.