"O-okay user, I'll help you retake Constantinople and drive the Muslims and other infidels from the Holy Lands...

"O-okay user, I'll help you retake Constantinople and drive the Muslims and other infidels from the Holy Lands, but only if you promise never to leave me.
I love you with all my heart, my dear user."

>I love you with all my heart, my dear user
fake. fuck off roastie

"What's wrong, user? Are you angry with me?" *Starts to sob

Anyone else think a Christ-chan yandere would be kind of hot? Desiring to constantly have sex with you, yet absolutely refusing to do so until marriage, wanting you to notice her, yet refusing to wear anything less than an ankle length skirt and non-revealing shirt, always wanting to reform you, and never being good enough, not only for you, but for God.

"w-wait...Are you going to leave me?"
*literally shaking
"Y-you s-swore!"

thank you anime girl
you are my greatest ally
One day when you grow up and become adult I will love you very much

except you are nip cartoon, so that will never happen

PRAISE THE ANIME

But I love Emilia, fuck off

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU user. YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE ME IF I DECORATE MY LIVING ROOM WITH YOUR ORGANS!!!"

kys filthy weebs

of course you do, swede

>TFW happy with mentally ill retards chopping their dicks off because it means in 40 years we'll finally have the tech to reverse aging and turn me into a cute loli

>Rem
you had one job.

Actually would be kinda hot if spoken by a femanon IRL

"TIME TO DIE, YOU DISGUSTING LIAR!!!"
*Flails her morningstar deftly at your gut, the spikes opening an eight-inch gash, spilling shiny crimson blood, sinew, intestine, and fecal matter onto the ground. You scream in immense pain as she kneels down to twist your enteris in her finger, laughing as she does.

t. Australian who got his dick kicked off by an emu

ow

>loving a whore

Turn that proxy off leaf.

Fuck you
She's no coal burner

>Sweden
Yep, that checks out.

but she is a cuck, just like the swedecuck

Would Sup Forums be able to sleep at night if they were able to create a woman to love you only because she was made that way?

pic related

>i hate this endurance game called 2010s-2020s of clusterfuckennings

>t. central american banana republic shitskin
Emilia takes it from big, burly black men every single day and loves it. FACT.

Can we just agree that polyagomy is a thing so we can have pic related.

haha , no
Emilia is shit and must die

Absolutely disgusting. One women for one man user, that's the way it's always been and that's the way God intended it to be.

FUUUCK
YEESS

>nigs and jews need not apply
>well shit being a flip sucks!
>will stick to loyal robowaifu instead

>thinking polyagomy works in favor of men

tell Tyrone I said hi, because no two girls are ever going to love you at the same time.

Looks like lots of guys had the same train of though as I do.

>fag fell for obvious waifu bait
Emilia best girl, or even Beatrice.

IGNORE SHILL THREADS LIKE THIS
REFRAIN FROM SHITPOSTING

HUGE STEP MADE BY PIZZAGATE HERE: (KILLROOM LOCATED, ALEFANTIS CONFESSION)
PIZZAGATE IS TRUE
Sup Forums IS ALWAYS RIGHT
SHADILAY BROTHERS PRAISE KEK

>Location: NWO headsquaters.
>Oh shit pollacks have started a new pizzagate thread. They have found the killroom.
>Quick deploy the rem threads!

no

this belongs on Sup Forums faggot

>Rem
>waifubait
pretty sure waifus don't brutally murder the MC multiple times.

Kek

>shills makes best girl threads
At least they're doing it right

I like Istanbul though

Re:Zero is a shit anime tho

>Sorry, but I love Islam