Luxembourg yes

Just read in the news here

>pepperspray and other self-defense is illegal
>government says, if you are in danger of life or being assaulted, the best way to protect yourself is to scream as loud as possible

Plus nuke us Putin.

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Bumpppp

Stab em with your keys.

There's crime on Noncountryburg?

Can you explain that picture?

How to stab a man with your keys.

Get a rape alarm.

Yeah, I know that, but why is the left one bad, and the right one good

You're so lucky, we're not allowed to scream in Germany. Too offensive. You have to carry a pillow with you, the so-called "Gefahrenabwehrkissen" or "Emergency Response Pillow" ERP.

You literally have no time to RP as wolverine during ficki ficki.

You can squeeze the key a lot harder with your first two fingers rather than second and middle finger.

Honest question, why do Europeans still obey their laws?

This shit is so ridiculous, I can't believe the police would even embarrass themselves by enforcing it and the ones that do, you could just pepper spray them and they'd run away screaming as loud as possible.

EU Law actually allows us to buy self defense means like spray in other EU countries. It's just our country which prohibits to possess it.

Yes, a lot
During new year women got assaulted and media doesn't really report it in detail.

I dont even understand how a country actually has the fucking audacity to tell someone they dont have a right to defend themselves. And why the fuck would anyone follow such nonsense.

Here I can literally shoot and kill some asshole who goes up to my car window and starts yelling at me, breaks into my house, or even more simply aggressively comes at me when Im trying to avoid an altercation.

How the fuck are europoors so cucked. Shit like this is literally telling the criminal they can do whatever they want without consequences.

>Honest question, why do Europeans still obey their laws?

Hah haHHAHAHAHA

Self defense should be an universal right for all modern western countries and yet our gov forbids.
Why don't the politicians wall alone without security on the street??

You Americans are lucky as fuck to have your constitution.

I think it is cute small EU countries want to be 3rd world crime rates like us. Keep up the progress guys, you are almost there.

same here. some lady politician suggested making it legal for women at least, but was given the usual progressive treatment of being called a racist or whatever

That's because our borders are open now.

Are there niggers and a*abs in Luxembourg?

a nuke can blow up like 100 Luxembourgs, cant you just end yourself and avoid collateral damage?

So I take it the Luxembourg politicians will fire all their security staff?

I thought Luxembourg was a country for rich people like Monaco. How is there crime?

no, its alright for politicians to be protected by security details, walls and manned gates. the rest of us don't need protection though

This, well said.
If we are not allowed to protect ourselves. Why can they??

>Luxembourg

Just throw money at them

U wot m8. Literally on NYC women got assaulted just like in cologne.

because you are useless pieces of cosmical dust, that no one cares about nor would miss if killed by a nigger. they are (paradoxically) more important than you.

Because we are anti american

If a politician here tried to push a second amendment everyone would scream "muh gun violence" "muh indians" "muh bowling for columbine opened my eyes"

Because we've all been raised on the idea that violence never solves anything. If they encourage people to defend themselves, people will start thinking that, hey, sometimes violence does solve shit, like say, refugee crises, political corruption, etc.

Mind, I for one don't know anyone who doesn't at least have a bat somewhere.

Prove it. We're where they're money comes from in the first place, why shouldn't their assets be protected?

>Belgium
>Marc Dutroux case
I should hope no one there trusts their government anymore

>Because we are anti american

One could say that's exactly why you should arm yourself, all this degeneracy, and mudslime love comes from america.

>Luxembourg now has Australian tier laws
Luxembourg will join Australia as the luckiest cuntries on earth

when you have so many assets you cant look after all of them. and even if you loose one who cares you've got plenty backup. it's reality face it pham, you are useless

>when you have so many assets you cant look after all of them
which is why they can look after themselves if you let them. sorry pham

You're that Italian who posts cuck stuff and loves nigs. Says a lot about you.

This.
Rekt

would you actually face any sort of penalty if you were to defend yourself from a potential mugger/attacker?

I feel like any self respecting judge would ditch the case

Yes they would jail you here if your mugger lost an eye or got injured. I'm not joking.

if you get considered too stupid to have something it will be forbidden for you to have it. and if you are a cuck they will know you wont disobey

dunno who that is. also that's rich coming from the cuntry who now can only scream as a form of fight. you are beating france hands down

I'm afraid so, yes. That's just how things are here. You get punished for fighting, regardless of whether it's in self defence or if you're the attacker.

>if you get considered too stupid to have something it will be forbidden for you to have it.
not an argument

You guys need a good revolution.

It is the ultimate disgrace that a country would remove your right to self defense from you. That is telling you that you have no right to self determination and the state has full control of your very life and existence. It is disgusting and a complete subversion of the purpose of the state.

true, it is a fact

>government says, if you are in danger of life or being assaulted, the best way to protect yourself is to scream as loud as possible

This is beyond feminization of the citizenry. Literally just squeal like a frightened girl if you're in trouble so someone can come an- OH WAIT, its illegal for them to take any action. You'll scream out so others can rush to you and also just scream and shriek as they watch you get raped.

they are a little bunch of inbreeds who lives on bank scams. obliterating them from the map would only be an act of mercy toward mankind

We have excellent self defence laws in Northern Ireland, to the point where you can actually sue the police if they've prevented you from doing so in any way.

That said, Sinn Fein and the rest on that side try every year to restrict handguns/automatics, with various whinging that it's always their terrorists that end up on the wrong side of a concealed carry weapon.

>Jamal comes to rape me
>I scream as loudly as humanly possible
>a person hears and comes, seeing that Jamal has wrapped his hands around my neck and is fondling me
>screams
>people show up 1 or 2 at a time, each screaming as they see the assault
>Jamal has my pants down now and his throbbing cock is pressing against my asshole
>there is now a bystander crowd of dozens and dozens of people, each screaming
>I get violated for 30 minutes as Jamal has his way with me amidst a sea of screams
>he finishes and begins walking away, with nobody following because that could open them up to arrest for stalking

This is what it is like to be a truly enlightened European ubermensch.

Whatever you do, don't let those scumbags get their way. Once you lose it to the cucks, it'll be impossible to get it back.

Fortunately for the rest of us, the Good Friday Agreement is pretty much all inclusive so if you sign up for one bit of it you sign up for the lot. They can't feasibly ban it unless they want the GFA reconsidering as a whole, and because they're essentially terrorists they're against that as they got a good deal out of that part.

The only gripe I do have is that conventional centre fire semi autos and full autos are difficult to get. Pistol calibre is fine, so MP5K is a-ok, but WASR-10 is not. Semi auto full bore from an open bolt is fine though, which is confusing, much like in England.

This is why firearms laws are essentially pointless. Open bolt modified trigger semi autos are legal in the UK with no magazine capacity restrictions or suppressor laws. In the USA that would be, correct me if I'm wrong, classed as a NFA machinegun due to the bolt and require separate stamps for the suppressor. Whereas in the UK, a conventional closed bolt semi (let's say an AR-15) is illegal.

Hot

Putin will save us by invading us, he will not nuke whites.

To add to this, learn Krav Maga and BJJ.

When did eurobros give up their right to self-defense, and why? Did it matter before the refugitive invasion?

I doubt it helps against someone who has a gun or knife.

Bat should help more

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Krav Maga has techniques to deal with knives and guns. If anything it'll give you confidence when someone holds you at gunpoint, because you won't be pissing yourself and rather thinking about what to do. And besides, it never hurts to carry a knife.

kek

You would have to be a complete moron to attempt to disarm someone holding a firearm. If someone has the drop on you, that's usually that. You aren't winning any knife fights, either.

Most places never really had it. Memes aside, in the UK it's equivalent force (if they have a weapon or try to kill you you can kill them) aside from in Northern Ireland where it's whatever force you deem necessary for property, your life and lives around you. Scotland is going its own (bad) way, but you're usually okay in England and Wales. Even the often repeated Tony Martin was only charged with manslaughter, and only then because he shot an unarmed fleeing perp with an illegal gun. If he'd done that in the US he'd have done 25 to life.

Czech Republic has it, as does Austria in some limited capacity. Switzerland, the nation of memes, doesn't.

Fuck that Chinese martial art stuff. Ill just carry a bat with me and call my Arab and Yugoslav friends

ahah those shits are fastest way to win a ticket for paradise, cuckxenburg is done for
the problem is the being behind the gun and knife, those cucks cant even beat a child, nevermind a nigger or gipsy who wants your dinero

This calls attention to everyone around you.. so they can come stand around and watch the rape. LOL.

Making friends with Slavs is probably a good idea as they're usually intelligent and practical.

Unless you have fifty Arab friends and plan on fighting underage girls I'd leave them where they are.

> government says, if you are in danger of life or being assaulted, the best way to protect yourself is to scream as loud as possible

Ha ha ha ha ha, you are officially sissies. How about learning some martial arts at least lmao.

Make Luxembourg Portugal Again

>the best way to protect yourself is to scream as loud as possible

i'm sorry, i know this is serious, it's just... i'm sorry.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Should have moved to BurgerLand while you had the chance.
While all of your yurocucks are banning assault butter knives, we're putting an express lane in our gun buying lines.

Is there any country better than ours? LOL
Bait question, the answer is no.

Source?

all of my WAT

In February 1986, Dutroux and Martin were arrested for abducting and raping five young girls. In April 1989, Dutroux was sentenced to thirteen and a half years in prison. Martin received a sentence of five years. Showing good behaviour in prison, Dutroux was released on parole in April 1992, having served only three years, by Justice Minister Melchior Wathelet. Upon his release the parole board received a letter from Dutroux's own mother to the prison director, in which she stressed concern that he was keeping young girls captive in his house – which was essentially ignored.
Following his release from prison, Dutroux convinced a psychiatrist that he was psychiatrically disabled, resulting in a government pension. He also received prescriptions of sleeping pills and sedatives, which he would later use on his victims.

WTF I'm Belgian naow

pizzagate 1.0

Perhaps most notably, the police search of Dutroux's house on 13 December 1995 and again six days later in relation to his car theft charge came under harshest scrutiny. During this time, Julie Lejeune and Mélissa Russo were still alive in the basement dungeon, but the police failed to discover them. Since the search was unrelated to kidnapping charges, police searching the house had no dogs or specialised equipment that might have discovered the girls' presence, and in an otherwise decrepit and dirty basement, they failed to recognize the significance of the freshly plastered and painted wall that concealed the dungeon. While in the basement, a locksmith who was accompanying the police said he heard children's cries coming from inside the house, but was overruled by the police, who concluded the cries must have come from the street outside. This was especially remarkable since the country was at that time in the midst of a nationwide search for missing children.
Several videotapes were also seized from the house that showed Dutroux constructing the secret entrance and the dungeon where the girls were then held. The tapes were never viewed by the police, who later claimed this was because they did not have a videotape player.

go read programmed to kill

Literally never happens in NYC retard

I meant NYE here new years eve

RTL. Lu

Main page that article with pepper's pray picture

There was widespread anger and frustration among Belgians due to police errors, the general slowness of the investigation and the disastrous outcome of the events. This suspicion that Dutroux had been, or was being, protected was raised when the public became aware of Dutroux's claims that he was part of a sex ring that included high-ranking members of the police force and government. This suspicion, along with general anger over the outcome, culminated with the popular judge in charge of investigating the claims, Jean-Marc Connerotte (fr), being dismissed on the grounds of having participated in a fund-raising dinner for the girls' parents. The investigation itself was wrapped up on the grounds of conflict of interest. His dismissal and the end of the investigation resulted in a massive protest march (the "White March") of 300,000 people on the capital, Brussels, in October 1996, two months after Dutroux's arrest, in which demands were made for reforms of Belgium's police and justice system.
On the witness stand, Jean-Marc Connerotte (fr), the original judge of the case, broke down in tears when he described "the bullet-proof vehicles and armed guards needed to protect him against the shadowy figures determined to stop the full truth coming out. Never before in Belgium has an investigating judge at the service of the king been subjected to such pressure. We were told by police that [murder] contracts had been taken out against the magistrates." Connerotte testified that the investigation was seriously hampered by protection of suspects by people in the government. "Rarely has so much energy been spent opposing an inquiry," he said. He believed that the Mafia had taken control of the case.

Yes, yesss, the (((mafia))). Very good.

Clean kebab

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Is carrying pepperspray a crime or a contravention? If it's just a contravention, I'd keep carrying it. If no one attacked me, it would remain unnoticed, if I were attacked, paying a fine would be totally worth it.

but you would also be registered as WHITE SUPREMACIST NEGROPHOBIC SCUM and be fired from your job and kicked out of your home that will be given to refugees to pay for your hefty crimes. Not sure if worth it. He can still leave his shitty useless scamming jew country and go to some first world place, like Serbia or something

>getting raped by refugee
>pull my rape alarm
>everybody nearby hears my rape alarm and pulls their rape alarm too

That will teach them

memes aside, is it really that bad? Can the defendant be punished more harshly than the attacker, if the attacker is a refugee? Are westerners not welcome in their own countries anymore? This video from Italy broke my heart. youtube.com/watch?v=BzZ6--p01KM

You can come here when shit hits the fan, together we will SPQR the shit out of them once again.

In Germany, if your or someone elses life or health are threatened, you can use the lowest in this moment possible form of violance against the attacker
the form of the attack is irrelevant

lets say, the attacker wants to scratch your skin with something sharp and just hurt you, you can shoot him if no other variants are avaible at the moment and it would be legal

Luxemburg got ~60 % foreigner, the biggest groups are germans, frensh, belgian and portuguese
but they also got their share of shitskins, at least more than we have here in Saarland

here a couple gipsys tried to steal from a old man's house, he got them then went nuts and unloaded a dozen of bullets into one of them (failing to kill him, mfw) and the judge stole his house and gave it to the gipsy as refund for the damage he got. He died shortly after of heart attack. Too lazy to get source now but trust me, i have no reason to invent something so degrading about my country.

>>government says, if you are in danger of life or being assaulted, the best way to protect yourself is to scream as loud as possible

and than what`?
people come to help you and start to scream to
than there is a mob of inbred luxembourgers standing in circle screaming like retards while the shitskin robs em all

nice

Even Germany allows you to possess all kinds of weapons and to carry certain fixed knives and pepper spray. Our constitution even guerantees self defense. In practice we have similar laws to non-stand-your-ground states in the US.

My granny was from there. She decided to come to Portugal to make a house and live here.
>tfw one shot at being born in rich Europe
>Your ancestors blew it

Self defence is a God-given right. Even animals have that right. Europoors who submit to a JEWISH government which denies then even the rights of an animal deserve all the ficki ficki they get.

FUCKING MAN UP YOU EURO WIMPS!

it's probably illegal to have a certain measure of muscle mass there

As long as you have no witnesses and a good lawyer you can shoot anyone in your home while claiming you feared for your life.

portugal seems based concerning rapefugees. how come your cuntry is never mentioned in the news anytime? it's like you are some subsaharian place

>implying your sandnigger "friends" will help the dirty kaffir in times of need
kek

I'm sorry to hear that and I hope that the west shakes this plague off their backs. If not, you're welcome here any time. We might not be a first world country and we have our gypsies, but the government doesn't seem to have implemented a self destructive agenda yet, so we'll have bearable conditions of life for at least a while longer. Besides, you'd learn the language pretty fast.

dont get distracted
its all on credit
the goverment got a debt of 3000 % of yerly income

the population is nearly the same
i know one retarded guy who took a credit for 700.000 € to renovate his house
sevenhundrtthousendfuckingeuro
here 50km away it would cout max 200.000

he pays fucking 5000 € month to repay the credit for the fucking renovations
and its nothing special
its a nice house of about 270 m2 but nearly a million for this is just retarded


Smartasses live here in germany for 50 % of the cost and work in luxembourg
and the trick is
if you work for 10 years in luxembourg, you will get full luxemburgish pension

so if you work for 10 years in luxembourg and rest in germany you will get paid pension twice

yes, sometimes its good that we handly our law so autistic

i fear i will get bullied since we treat your women as shitty whores or make them take care of elders, but thanks for the offer

You know, I really fucking hate where I am being stuck in commiefornia and all

And then I read shit like OPs post.

Why the FUCK are liberal governments so fucking delusional thinking the answer is to ban everything and regulate regulate regulate?

underrated