Hey mom and dad, heres my girlfriend Monica

>hey mom and dad, heres my girlfriend Monica

What is their reaction?

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I'm happy son, we were beginning to think you were gay

Mijo sabíamos que eventualmente te encontrarás una novia hispana


I on the other hand would be disappointed that my gf isn't white.

Fuck off with your yellow fever. Find a nice Hispanic girl.

>What is their reaction?
"Show me her feet"

Same

Dad: Have fun

Mom: Have fun, but don't marry her.

"Wait till your grandmother is dead before you marry her"

Her names not Monica son
It's mai nicau

Nice catch son I hope you are only using Monica for side action though.

>haha...hah

>What is their reaction?
Call the police about and have me arrested for child molesting

cut me out of the will for dating a 12 year old

this :^(

"Send that 7-11 cashier back to Toronto or get out."

my nigga?

Son, your only two! Good job, wear a condom

>B-but you're gay user.
>No mum I'm not. What the fuck
>Oh come on user. Your Dad and I accepted it years ago.

fpbp

Does she do anal?

If you say please

You know the rules, son. Your father gets a go at her first. Then she's all yours.

Oh finally you found a good math tutor.

This

You lying son of a bitch you don't have a girlfriend. How much are you paying her?

She's cute
Go pork her now

whats up mo nica! get it? mo nigga?... ha

Show feet pls

"...always figured you for an ass-man, son. Congratulations. Now get a job."

>have had 2 gf's before
>3 year dry streak now
>family thinks i've turned gay

What the fuck

me on the left

HER PARENT BETTER HAVE GOOD JOB

>How long until we can behead and rape her body for the great mayan god?

"At least she's not a nigress"

Sounds like my parents. Since I am fairly attractive my dad assumes I can just go out and get a gf at the drop of a hat even though i have really high social anxiety. He even sometimes comments about it and says " You still like girls, right?" It pisses me off.

>you're not gay after all

My rule is they don't get to meet them anymore unless it's serious or I've already fucked her and wouldn't be embarrassed to be with her

Mom: Oh she looks wonderful, as long as she makes you happy that's the most important thing!
Plus, half oriental babies are really cute! (not kidding, she literally said this not long after meeting a korean girl I dated)

Dad: Hey good job man, she's a looker. Proud of you son. Make sure to treat her right.

>tfw traditional parents that both love me

>I'm so nervous about meeting your parents, user

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSSING ON SCHOOL NOT HAVING SEX, I WILL NOW PROCEED TO BRING UP EVERY PROBLEM I HAVE EVER HAD WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO APPROACH ME"

>I like her, as long as you abort the male babies

Same here. My parents and friends are starting to think I'm gay because of my dry streak.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. It's not my fault 3d women are unappealing and I don't meet them anywhere.

don't flips all have english/spic names?

>Well, at least she's not a nigger

> i will never have a gf

Reeeeeeeeeee

This

wtf :(

They hide their dog.

Ask me why she's not Norwegian, while dad would probably say i could do better than that.

Dude, swipe a thousand girls on tinder

>You will get >10 matches

>3 of them will go out with you

>Repeat until you have a GF.

It's that easy.

...

*repeat until you catch STD

My parents are old hippies, they'd just be happy for me and nice with her. My mom might test her a bit, try to see if she's good person.

Rest of the family wouldn't be thrilled, maybe they'd want to make sure she is catholic or at least not opposed to raise our kids catholic. They'd probably observe everything from her table manners to her way of speaking and dressing, and basically do an in depth interview.

Who is that semen demon.

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What if you're not looking for someone who's already been 10 laps on the cock carousel?

This thread made me sad

Um, it's 2017

fucking hell i need to find a gf, then again it's too much of a hassle

Dad. " She can sleep over in my room, son. "

Ive already done this with my asian gf they were super happy got triggered from my black gf tho

Wasn't aware Hungary had such ethnic diversity 2bh

This.

this gypsy probably found the only nigger and only chink in hungary. probably through a human trafficking program

I live in a university town so we have quite a bit

Lend her to me for the weekend.

Maybe i never expected id date a chink for 3 years and a nigger for a year now but they stole my heart

he is probably just LARPing, but we do have many asians, they were sent here during 70s-80s in communism from asian commie countries.
Niggers/shitskins are extremely rare

Literally what my sister said to me in private when I brought home my first gf at 23.

My sister said she would have rather had a gay brother than me.

Good for you, faggot. I never got to put my dick in a slanted pussy...tell me how it feels, mmk?

>never had a gf
>never had a bf either
>you must be gay then son

I really don't get it

It's funny I can tell all the females in my family and extended family dislike me being with a fit Korean qt girl it's p great

They think you're gay because you don't have a gf, therefore you must in the closet and have a bf you haven't told your parents yet

Did this fucking leaf apologize for Pearl Harbor?

son, why are you dating an immortal japanese comic artist?

...h h hi. N n nice to m m meet you. So are y y you c c chinese?

>i had a filipina g/f. I didnt take it to the next level because she was a filipina. I couldnt fathom making mixed kids with her.

Same. I can't be bothered to look out for women. Money is more attractive to me atm. I just don't find it fun or rewarding.

You better have beaten that roastie. She needs to learn her place and bring you tendies.

I lost my virginity to my first girlfriend on my 24th birthday (it was her "present" to me). Brought her home a week later. My Chad brother's reaction wasn't "I'm happy for you, user" or "she's cute, good job" , it was "guess I'll have to tell my friends that you're not gay after all". What the fuck.

my parents have been trying to get me to racemix with spics since I turned 18
its a church thing
its also a sad as fuck thing

She's way out of your league, son.

they cry as they embrace her and thank her one thousand times.

she is cute too...

>stupid betaweeb roleplay
Kys scum

>stupid dumb hungarian larp

Are you Catholic?

trips of eternal damnation :'(

>loser whitey fantasy larp

Is it pre or post op son

Too bad asian women who are hot hate white men

at least I am white, you fucking shitskin.

Says who fag bag. In California getting head from Asians is easier than hitting a wetback with ur car

nope calvanist
the dutch are cucks even in America
>tfw 100% dutch
>tfw 100% cucked

Pre. What do you take me for? Some type of straight male?

That is the nigger wannabe asians who are Westernized and sjw

Loser Kys fatalist

Mom: a Chinese girl son pls
Dad: a fucking chink. I hate them so much
Me: wtf am I doing I hate Asians as well. NOOOOOOO

Wake up and realise it was just a nightmare. Thank god

Lol I would never ever do that to them.

They worked so hard to raise me, made so many sacrifices, this would be throwing it back in their face.

>Is it pre or post op son
as if it matters you baseless faggot

Greeks are shitskins who kiss pictures of jesus and Mary

Filthy idolaters