Ask a guy who just had a fistfight with two niggers anything

Ask a guy who just had a fistfight with two niggers anything.
>they were stealing a phone on the street.

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Did you accused them with your mother, Kiko?

>first one is running in my direction
>people screaming "get the thief"
>I send the sob to the ground

>then I look ahead and there is another nigger running
>my non racist reaction was: that fellow person is obviously the one who got robbed
>...

Why didn't you just call the police to shoot them?

>think again, the second nigger was actually a robber too and surprise punched me in the neck
>both kept running
>another citizen sent the second nigger to the ground

I won't call my mom just yet, because she will freak out

...

there is a reason why they keep beating the 100m

thank you.

>later I talked to the woman who got robbed, and an older woman who said that happens everyday on that fkin corner

did you beat the chusma?

>If one of those guys had a knife, maybe Id be dead rite now

In Brazil, never chill

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>niggers just hit me once, by surprise
>both got to the ground but kept running like hell
>no cops around

>next time Ill be loaded

>Brazil
>Relaxing around niggers
Are you retarded?

here's your (you)

yep... that kind of shitheads
>absolute scum

ARe you a big guy ?

Did you fuck them?

Yep, I had it coming.
If you hit one nigger get prepared to fight all criminal gang.
I have a few experience on karate and kungfu, so it was easy to bring the first one to the ground on the first hit... but the second piece of shit was "undercover": my fking mistake

C H U S M A

You're a real hero user but also very foolish. Is it really worth risking your life over petty theft?

1,88m
105kg
they were both more runners than muscles.

didn't have a condom.
actually I'm happy that both got in the ground like shit, but unflortunately I couldnt restrain them.

>wish I had a gun

I know, if one of those lowlifers had a knife Id be dead... but it was a split second reaction

Popis or Chilindrina?

>the idiot who puched me shouted "vacilão", wich basically means "fool".

Problem is all that shit happen in the same block where I work... so maybe now I have a reason to bear a gun.

Paty

HOW ARE THINGS IN THE VECINDAD?

chavo is on crack, ramon pimps chilindrina, teacher gave me a sister and left...
same shit

did you win

Don't you have a knife or something?

I'm alive, sent one to the ground, felt brave... yep I think I won.
If those guys take on me again and kill me, farewell pol, keep making the world great again.

praying for you son

Where do you live?

They were probably drug addicts, some places the cops wouldn't care if you killed a junkie

Why don't you have some pepper spray/a knife/something to keep you safe and to defend yourself ?

When I walk at night I usually carry a swiss army multitool... but all that happened at my lunch time today

thank you fellow polfag... we need to take a stand against this scum

São Paulo... I was downhill at the moment I charged against the first son of a bitch.

>Be OP
>Be malnourished Brazilian
>Soccer balls don't taste so good
>Faint due to malnourishment
>Bang Brazilian head on the ground
>Get up
>Look at reflection in shop window
>See two niggers
>Start hitting myself
>Double vision due to head knock
>Two niggers were actually just me in the reflection

Yes, I'll get back to carrying a knife... but I would feel way safer with a gun.
Those lowlifers attack in packs.

>risking your life for a fucking phone
>not even YOUR phone

Should have died, fucking retard.

nailed it

your lucky those niggers didn't have a gun or knife

São Paulo or Rio de Janeiro?

Anyway, congratulations. I reacted to a fucking crackhead who stole my phone last year with a gun, too bad he had a partner driving a car next to him so they got away. I'd be dead if that shit was loaded kek.

Yep, this is the cold blood decision: look the other way and let niggers have an easy life hitting and running from people.

But watching a nigger running while people cries "get the robber" made my blood boil.

Did you give it your all?

Wow, thats way crazier, pal.
I live in SP.
Back in november I had a crazy encounter.
>walking late at night in Paulista with my gf
>take a turn on a street
>black car stop by our side, two guns (a revolver and a pistol) out of the windows
>"gimme yo phone"
>I raise my hand slowly and say I'll give it to them
>my gf keep walking in shock
>I start taking my phone and handle it to them
>my phone is just a simple samsung
poorfag.jpg
>"keep it, fuck"
>car get away and I keep my phone

Am I the only burger who knows that El Chavo exists?

Yep, it was broad daylight, like 2pm, and I reacted without thinking. Niggers went straight in my direction, I was in suit, so niggers may have thought I was safe.

my granddad is ex air force and he swears by mace over knives/guns as portable self defense. jussayin. prayin 4 u gurrrrl.

It still runs on a major tv here in Brazil.