Germany couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week TOP KEK RUSSKI PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Germans are ITCHING for a war with Russia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol (lol as if they had that before) that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Russian pig shit they see. When Germany's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Germany couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week
Austin Thomas
Cooper Robinson
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Noah Ortiz
Oh come on man don't embarrass yourself like this.
John Lewis
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Michael Foster
Germany couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Germany in a week TOP KEK SHITSKIN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Germans are ITCHING for a war with Germans. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty kebab shops. There wouldn't be a square meter of Turkish soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol (lol as if they had that before) that isn't on fire, once our airfo and navy is done bombarding our defenseless white Germans. Then, our tanned boys (we'd send the women and kids first) would swoop in, raping our women, and killing EVERY German pig shit they see. When Germany's done with Germany, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Grayson Gonzalez
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Jace Williams
>singlehandedly-destroy
Hyper Hyphen Hans
Logan Cruz
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Nathan Cox
id k, Hans. Last time it didn't end so well.
Nolan Hernandez
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Carson Cooper
oh god what the fuck
imagine 200 of them heading your way like that
Wyatt White
>Marine
Ach komm, sei nicht so streng mit denen, die sind ja fast Luftwaffe
Jason Martin
designated cuckwalk
Robert Hughes
t. Mehmet
Nice try at divide and conquer. Kys faggot.
Austin Russell
German humor at its best.
Robert Morgan
>fast
Landon Scott
The only thing modern Germany can "singlehandedly destroy" is itself and it's already more than halfway there.
Hudson Foster
doch
Joke
your head
Juan Clark
he walks just like NPCs in STALKER
Elijah Sanchez
I know you're memeing.
I'm saying this juuust in case you're dumb enough, or a lucker is dumb enough...to believe it.
Luis Evans
i agree OP. we would wreck russia in 1 week. no, 3 days tops. we would straight march to moswocw, 0 casualty.
Samuel Martin
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Ethan Sanders
see
Levi Thompson
But Russia has nukes, if you close in on Moscow they'll destroy you
Gabriel White
Cool
Add me in
Jeremiah Flores
He's clearly preparing himself for the rash reality of the Zone
Alexander Murphy
In 4 days I will be in Germany. You will repeat it to my face.
Thomas Gonzalez
well know we have better technology.
Brandon Richardson
I love you too sempai pls come over and let's make gentle love
Matthew Perry
Did your bull let you out of the cuckshed for the weekend, Hans?
Nice tough guy roleplaying, tho. Everyone knows that you Germans can't even save yourselves from Merkel and the Refugees (the hottest new band in Krautland, or so I hear), which makes it laughable as to how you'd defeat anyone else when you're gladly accepting your own demise with a smile on your faces.
Aiden Price
How would war between Russland and Germany look like? I Thnk it would be clear. German Jäger go straight to moscow and occupy everything. Old Russian equipemtn would not stand a chance and surrender in 1 day lol.
Jose Walker
Just make sure not to try to invade Russia during winter time again Hans
Asher Young
>implying you could stop us
Wyatt Sullivan
that's what you also said last time
Colton Hughes
Are we going to invade russia with broomsticks and Jets transported via LKW since they're not even able to fly :^)?
Josiah Garcia
nice meme
Jason Smith
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Henry Gomez
da kann der Leo einpacken
Anthony Rodriguez
Germany calls big daddy USA to defend them.
Jace Gonzalez
der leo ist der beste panzer der welt.
>usa fights for us
>top cuck status confirmed
kek
Zachary Turner
quads confirm
Lincoln White
New 300 confirmed kills pasta?
Jace Peterson
Weren't the German military issued brooms during the most recent NATO joint military exercise because they don't have the funding to buy guns?
telegraph.co.uk
Parker Campbell
Only thing Germany Knows how destroy is Europe and itself.
Connor Young
does germany even have a military lol?
Andrew Sullivan
are you blind?
check the webms
thats our Elite Soldiers
Gavin Gutierrez
Just for show.
Robert Ross
Colton Lee
>Germany couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week TOP KEK RUSSKI PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Germans are ITCHING for a war with Russia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol (lol as if they had that before) that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Russian pig shit they see. When Germany's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
So you are a russian I take it?
You certainly think like one
Bentley Torres
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Luis Cox
>its this guy again
Kys
Cameron Butler
dont mind them OP. before soon they will know the terror of the entengang. bloody fools the lot of them.
Andrew Powell
There are very few countries that can say they lost both world wars. Germany is one of them.
Luke Thompson
DEUTSCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES
Jason Myers
Genuinely surprised they all have guns.
Lucas Myers
Peinlich, mein Junge.
Die einzigen, die die ""Deutschen"" noch ins Grab werden bringen seid ihr selbst.
Aber verlier dich ruhig in deinen Fantasien, wenn es dir guttut
Isaac Jenkins
>3 AM here
>germans posting
really makes me think
Dylan Torres
>too low to get hit
>too agile to get detected
>high speed low drag
David Hill
>420
Kayden Mitchell
I have nothing else to do at 3 AM on a Saturday.
Jason Foster
its saturday?
Hunter Mitchell
Du könntest dich umbringen gehen, um ehrlich zu sein desu
Julian Cooper
>Germany wants to kill whites again instead of shitskins
Like clockwork
Matthew Long
DESU DESU UESZ BASLER ANIME DRACHELORD XDDDDDDDDDD
Brody Gray
>they have learned the squat sprint
Liam Miller
We will crush russia with our EU slaves.
Alexander Long
>its actually fucking saturday
Ryan Myers
>Deutsche Intellektuelle
Point in case
Der Strick wartet
Josiah Lewis
Rood
Yes
Josiah Ward
What happens now?
David Lewis
deine mudda wartet auch
Lincoln Powell
>(Du)
Xavier Gonzalez
holy shit it's saturday, spread the word
Jackson Gray
so much this. all those foreigners don't know our secret technique of "geringes profil". let them laugh. we will have the last laugh when we conquer the world soon.
you could drink desu~
>be british
>have crooked teeth
Carson Wilson
ja sie warten tut auf mich
Christian White
Der ewige Anglo bekomt noch was er verdient
Jaxson Morris
I'm not a fan of drinking alone. That's kinda sad and something an alcoholic would do. But I'm sitting here shitposting about the german military and preparing some DSA stuff so it's okay.
Aaron Carter
>tfw no bundeswehr waifu
feels bad man
Jack Clark
You failed to do this at the peak of your power, Adolf. You aren't beating unarmed Saracens today.
Christopher Moore
die sind aber ausgenudelt und duhm wie holz
und ganze kaserne war auch schon drin
Adam Ross
Yeah, let's fight each other. Let's fight Russian pigs... Oh, it's probably Ahmed writing.
Lincoln Wood
Pretty sure you are a tad bit insane mate. Calm your tits.
Andrew Rodriguez
Lern du erstmal die Syntax deiner eigenen Sprache, du Affenkind.
Wirklich peinlich sowas
>sei """"""deutsch"""""
>werde kulturell und national kastriert
Dann komm mal her. Ach Nein warte, Brexit. Ihr habt verloren, Krauts.
Freut euch auf die Wirtschaftskrise.
Noah Hughes
nice try kraut, but europe should focus on fighting cockroaches and mudslimes instead of fighting eachother
Brody Robinson
Du bist hier der Affe, bleib auf deiner Insel oder wir bomben dein Drecksloch zurück in die Steinzeit.
Justin Gomez
Every female 8-80 in Germany will be repeatedly raped in about hmm... 4 years from now.
Juan Phillips
>we will have the last laugh when we conquer the world soon.
OK, Ahmed.
Isaac Walker
germans is the european nigger
Jack Turner
Drinking alone is nothing bad. I'm doing it too right now and everything is fine.
cyka blat
>ein anglo, der deutsch spricht
bringt mich wirklich zum nachdenken
Easton Torres
lach nicht so häßlich du inzucht dreckvieh
husch husch ab ins gas
Ayden Cruz
Mit was willst du bomben?
Mit eurer kastrierten Bundeswehr?
Habt ihr Schwuchteln auch nur einen Bomber?
Ihr habt Aufklärungsjets. Lächerlich. Du und dein Land.
Genieße Refugee cock
Jaxson Wright
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Andrew Hall
Maybe you should think about your lifechoices if you're drinking alone at 3AM. I don't want to be mean or condemn you but that is not a typical behaviour of a functional normal man. You should know that.
Why don't you tell me the reason for it?
Levi Mitchell
Why are anglos always so mean?
Don't worry, I'm not a NEET kek.
James Perry
Aktiviert auch echt meine Mandeln
>Inzucht dreckvieh
Ist Deutsch deine Muttersprache?
Würde mir einen Spell Check wäre ich an deine Stelle
(Bin ich zum Glück nicht)
Jacob Watson
>er weiß nicht von der neusten Vergeltungswaffe
Oh der Sieg wird wundervoll schmecken
Aaron Cox
Engländer sind aber alle hässlich, das kommt von der ganzen Inzucht die da betrieben wird. wusstest du das nicht?
Guck mal die ekligen schnitten an die da rumlaufen.
BAH!
PFUI!
man würd ich mich schämen zu solch einem gesocks zu gehören
Parker Thompson
Hassliebe
Was ist das? Werft ihr die Merkel mit dem Fallschirm ab?
Austin Wilson
Pretty sure you tried that when you were a military state and failed. I doubt the "but muh immigrants" Germany would make it nearly as far as the third Reich.
Jaxon Rogers
>duhm
bruder