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Yeah, this one is pretty fucking accurate

That would mean that Trump was in a secret deal with Hillary and she was subservient to him.

Aragorn is Garry Jonson. I think he even voted for the guy.

Wouldn't be the craziest thing to come out of this election.

America is King Theoden and Trump is gandalf.

Well it's true, but Saruman in the end wanted to be his own Dark Lord with control of all life but he was simply no match for Mordor.

Billy Bush is Frodo, Ben Carson is some black Hobbit, Mit Romney is Gollum.

Okay so who are the Hobbits and what is The Ring?

Rohan is the US and Gondor is Europe

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None of these are even close to analogous...

Whoever made this is a retard. Soromon was pretty much as evil as Sauron anyway.

Hey look, it's another episode of teenagers comparing reality to fiction!

You must be overage to post in this board.

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It is tbqh

>The Silmarili, Fëanor

not even close.

whoever made this was an obvious lefty faggot, no surprise sweden is posting this.

Moloch is Morgoth

Most conspiracy theories I read went the other way around.

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So he's going to get betrayed while we're stuck with an ineffectual successor state?

I'm going to cut to the chase. My father is one of the most powerful men in America. If you were to type in "Most influential people in the world" on Google he would fit the top 100 in almost every list. I have learned things from him in regards to the true operations of the world that have absolutely astonished me. Despite my private school upbringing and my conservative world view, I've never expected to see this movement grow this big. I understand that if I come out, my father will take the hit. This is the biggest thing standing in my way. Frankly, I can't do it for his sake. I had a conversation with him today and he urged me heavily not to, and to keep this information we hold together close to the vest. Maybe it's just the way I think, but I really don't know if I'm going to be able to do that. If this movement grows big enough, and you are able to breach critical mass, you will have big $ on our side. I can't do it. I would be disowned publicly for fortune's sake at this point. The goyim elites have stated to me that there needs to be a bigger representation among popular consciousness. The only way to do this is to come out, unafraid. I understand that I'm hypocritical in writing this post. I understand that you may hate me and resent me for my access to the upper echelon with the simultaneous decision to not do anything. I can't do that to my father. Family loyalty comes first, and he asked me not to. To me, this pseudo-anonymous Sup Forums posting is a fair compromise to my soul and the man responsible for my existence. There are conversations happening at the highest tiers of economic spheres that would support the cause if it sticks into the political sphere with significant weight. That only happens when we stand together. Very eye opening day for me.

So Trump controls Hillary? or are you just stupid?

WHO KNOWS!

>Not realising the Empire are the good guys
Wew lad

kek

Fuck off with this copypasta faggot

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>Sweden

Lmao go prep the bull

OK, this actually got me.

Bernie is more of a Tom Bombadil

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God I get creeped out by Hillary so much, she could be the new Heath Ledger with that smile

kek, nice subtlety

Found the cuck.

OP

bernie is more like smeagol/gollum

top fucking kek

Which makes no sense because Bernie was subservient to Hillary the entire time

Bernie is Saruman. He looked too deeply into the corruption of the Democratic Party and decided that there was no way to stand against it.

Are you fucking kidding me you literal kike? Bernie? That fucker wanted socialism and promoted SJWs. DIE

Except that Gandalf won and Bernie is a fucking loser

No, he is just as bad if not worse than killary