Columbia

So what do you guys know about Columbia?
I'm going there soon and every libcuck shitfest tells me its nothing to worry about so lets hear some truth.

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Colombia. Mind your wallet.

>muh cocaine
Brazilians are ok, hue's need to evolve some ten thousand years or more.

>this tweet was posted by a bulldyke

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>brazilians

it's a fucking shithole.
but to be fair it's probably safer than what racist people make it.
depends a lot on the area that you are in aswell.
I'd be careful if I were you but that's about it.

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So I dunno I'm white (so I mean transylvanian white) so how careful should I be if my spanish is shit?

Columbia or Colombia?

If you're aryan, you'll get overcharged for literally everything. Bitches will be looking at you and, as long as you aren't a retard, you'll get laid a lot. As for safety, it depends of where you're going.

Don't walk alone at night and DON'T use your phone while on the street. DON'T accept help from strangers (unless you're asking for it). And use Uber.

We are full
Fuck off

Are you sure? What if I'm white but im not so good with the ladies

just make sure you keep your stuff really close to you and avoid bad neighborhoods, pretty simple m8.
you probably won't get killed hans, it's just an ugly as fuck place, relax.

My aunt adopted two teenagers from columbia. A girl and a boy.
Pretty based people desu. However, I was smoking weed one time with the boy and he told me some fucked up stories.

>be Columbian
>mom's a prostitute
>dad works the coca fields
>have 4 brothers and 5 sisters
>work the coca fields with dad
>try cocaine at 8 years old
>do cocaine everyday for years
>one day sister gets raped by a cop
>dad murders the cop in broad daylight
>cops show up to the house
>torture and kill my father
>rape my mom and sisters
>beat the shit out of me while my brothers ran
>get sent to orphanage with one sister
>liberal white women shows up one day
>get adopted, live in a big house in America
>learn English
>make friends
>screw a 14 year old
>fly back to Columbia before the cops find out

Pretty real desu

ecuador is better

You don't have to be "good". Just don't be a retard.

Are we South America's 'Florida Man'?

>And use Uber.

This can't be stressed enough. If you look european you will get scammed HARD or worse

>use uber
Elaborate please.
Dunno I heard some crazy shit about tourists getting stabbed and kidnapped and all that.

yeah, like I said, it's a fucking shithole.
but those things won't happen to you if you avoid the bad neighborhoods, don't be retarded.

Good people, but there is a lot of street crime. It's not as bad as it was when I first visited but I'd still exercise caution and under no circumstances go out at night unless you are with someone you trust 100%. Careful of what you drink. No drugs, even if offered. Food is good, better than Mexican food and they're an honest bunch.

The biggest trouble I had was people assuming I was American. After they found out I wasn't things went a lot smoother.

As you would everywhere, beware lone women in hotel bars as it is always bad news. The women are very good looking, to the point of obsession over a glance, so try and keep your head straight.

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>>use uber
>Elaborate please.
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>Dunno I heard some crazy shit about tourists getting stabbed and kidnapped and all that.
cannot be denied
few advices germanbruder
>cellphone > indoor
>if aryan > only rich part of town
>if manlet > only rich part of town
>though, sometimes rich part of town will get you robbed
>dont get yellow cab, get uber
>everything is great aside from insecurity
>pisscheap food, good taste
>get some local to show you and if good luck let you stay with him
ty for eurobux

>tfw race traitor

Met a Venezuelan girl who almost looks white but has a big ass and a sexy accent at college. Been smashing dat latina ass. Best pussy ive ever had desu

all hail the european argentinian masterrace
the true demonstrations of western virtue
you'll never get scrapped by the tiniest of butterflies there

Ride-by spanking seems worthy of some keks

Its Colombia you ignorant Kraut faggot

Bogota is cool. Lots of hot girls. They're crazy as fuck so don't date one. They'll also all be all over you for your money. Don't let them trick you

No dugs means non at all or are some more dangerous than others? (going with potheads so i better break it to them)
>Careful of what you drink
As in it may be drugged or methanol?

went to columbia, fucked slags left and right on tinder

men are turbomanlets, no wonder their grills are so desperate. i towered over all of them

food is shit. medellin is fine bogota is a fugly place

>implying anyone wants to go to your country other than for cocaine and hookers

There are drugs there that people put in your drinks that basically makes you do whatever they tell you to do and you'll wake up the next morning not remembering any of it. Lots of people get their bank accounts cleared by drugging you thru ur drink and telling you to go take out all your money and give it to them. South America can be a very scary place, man. It's not like Europe, or Asia, or even Africa.

yeah getting drugs requires a local guide/friend who can vouch for the dealer if some white german and his friends try your going to get beat/robbed

All they wanted was your money you stupid fucking retard

well they got none from me and some even invited me to the clubs cuz they wanted to show off the gringo lol some of them even told me they had bfs

stay mad juanito manlet, maybe i fucked your horny sis

No drugs, at all, whatsoever. Don't even talk about them. You like beer and perhaps a strong drink in the evening.

They'll either spray you or spike you. It's not common but it does happen. Don't mess about with the police because they're seriously hard and will ruin your day, and many days after that.

It's a lot better than people think but sensible head on.

oooh shit I remember now, so this is the shithole where they use scopolamine a lot

good luck m8s I'm not hitting that

fuck off, we are full. mohammed

i did lot of drugs in bogota and medellin and columbians chicks will even offer you some if you go out with them. op go there and have a ball, just dont be a retard and yullbe fine

>As in it may be drugged or methanol?
kek , only germans are educated enough to ask about methanol

They were TRYING TO get your money. I'm glad you're only slightly retarded and disn't give them any, or buy them shit, or impregnate one or date one or marry one

You're still a fucking moron if you think they actually wanted you lmao. You didn't fuck my sister cuz I don't have one and I'm white. I used to teach Colombians and I know them pretty well. South Americans don't like white people for who they are. They want one thing and will do just about anything to get it, including fucking shrimp dick kiwi faggots with a white trash beard and trash stach

Yup, that shit...scary stuff. Rampant in bogota

Colombia*

Why can't you people spell it right Lmao

You "upgraded" from sheep to taco stands. Not much of an achievement.

get one of the colombians on here to give you a tour/get you drugs
buy him dinner+40 dollars for his trouble

They don't eat tacos in Colombia. Thats Mexico you're thinking if, Jonah from tonga.

Spic detected, cant handle kiwi bants.
Go back to mexico ooga booga

wrong
yes we do fag

I know how to spell it.

why so salty juanito manlet, im just sharing my exp there. i actually loved the place, guatape and stuff and got my dick so wet and bitches eeven sad they were in love and shit

you now a cuck of lebs and muzzies lmao

Enjoy being kidnapped, robbed, raped, beaten, or all of the above.

you go give this kraut a tour ,
andres

The advice I always gave to clients heading to poor countries with fit women (Belarus, Ukraine, most of South America) was this:

"Do pretty girls flirt with you in your city?"

As the answer was nearly always no, they knew where I was going next. It didn't stop them all but it stopped a few. OP if you are the one in a million man who has beautiful women approaching him then fear not, it will happen in Colombia too.

But if you're a once a month type of guy and usually have to settle for the middle tier friend, have a word with yourself and think why Ms Medellin might desperately want to have you.

is so funny cuz i already been there so i can picture a tiny juanito manlet getting so mad in front of the laptop lmao

Is importing a columbian wife redpilled? Im a white loser but my parents are pretty well off and we live in a wealthy neighborhood so I might be able to lure one in

No, you don't...at least it's not a cultural thing

Venezuela > Colombia u fucking fried plantain faggot

pick another latin american country colombian women are picky

>let me tell you about your tacos

A friend goes there. I visited NYC this summer. It's a total, no-brakes-applied, liberal shitfest.

They said they were in love bevause they were after your money lmfao you're such a naive faggot topkek

I bet you believe the hooters waitresses are actually hitting on your xD

the columbian taco is call arepa and is cardboard shit

Out of interest what is the safest South American country to travel to?

I'm a little put off as a friend of mine from first year at uni went backpacking over there and was killed in a hit and run in Colombia.

The stupid kiwi shrimp dick won't listen...

hes a big boy, he'll know that going to Bangkok
would be objectively better

>y-you t-too

Sure you are I'm only there to dive.
Also its Achmed for you newfriend.

chile but is expensive

import a south african white woman. fly out to take her virginity first though. if she doesnt bleed shes been blacked and youll have to move on to another

He's probably a fat American looking for a wife. Go to any Colombian restaurant and there aren't fucking tacos. Even better, date a Colombian and ask them to cook tacos for you and they'll get pissed and say "do I fucking look Mexican?"

argentina

i think its technically central america but
costa rica , never hear anything negative coming from them

It could be worse.
You could be South America's Louisiana A.K.A . Mexico.

Uruguay by a country mile. Chile is fine too but it's Uruguay, really, and has been for a time.

It's the only place in the Americas with European style travel advice. No natural hazards either, weather is usually calm, no cartels, no terrorists, police are usually straight.

There's none that I would flatly avoid in South America (aside from Argentina, but only because I was in the Army).

yes

you so mad, this is the moment when i would pat you in the head juanito manlet entering the club and all the girls laugh at you

Where do the natural curvy bodies of South Americans come from. Spainards arent naturally very curve and neither are native Americans so I don't get what caused it

Reggaeton

What the fuck is wrong with your aunt, why would she allow teenage subhumans into her household?

Definitely Nicaragua is safer. Craziest things I saw in central america were in Costa Rica.

wrong
our next presidential candidate would burn gays
once they intended to introduce the sexual liberation classes into schools and people marched against it because it tarnished traditional values
>safest
>south america
brazil > south
argentina > buenos aires and maybe desert
chile > w/e their capital is
unless experienced > fuck away from woods

Yeah you naive lmfaoooooo

You're going to get hooked by some batshit crazy Chav and you're going to marry her and she's gonna rape you of your money in the divorce and I'm gonna be back here laughing at how stupid you are

I actually am gifted with good looks but alas I'm also as paranoid as they come. I think at least nobody could possibly be more paranoid on a regular basis and still lead a semi healthy life.
Sounds like someone is projecting.

he talking about the real columbia in the us

how 2 geography?

>implying you ahmeds don't do the same
>but muh pot
>maple cuck degenerates

look you are white, youll stand out.

You'll be a gazelle in Africa, you get lucky, you get approached by cool people and have fun. You are unlucky those were actually lions, you lower your guard, you are screwed.

It's usually best to have someone (as in family) that knows the place and leads. You can do all sorts of drugs in absolute safety with a cartel member, you can walk on the worst of neighborhoods at 3am, or it was hopeless the moment you retrieved 300$ from the bank in the middle of city, with cops on every street corner, at 1pm (and yes, you ended up shot, robbed, and dead). If you travel a lot it's the same as everywhere else, don't be prey.

It's not like foreigners are never the aggressors, many serial killers do rounds too.

The guy screaming "manlet!!!! Isn't? Kraut education toppestkek. No wonder you fucking Muhammad's lost 2 world wars

it's ok as long as you have the money to overpay a bit be careful not to show off your money on the street. Even rich locals do this, most prefer buying a big toyota van to a mercedes because sewer people come out at night.

I know some french guys that stay in bogota's center, which is pretty dangerous at night, doing expensive blow and fucking any college sluts they want

slaves breeding with the locals you end up with tan big assed women

>use uber

just stand on a corner with a sign asking to get kidnapped and robbed, its faster

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This

to all the people saying that u have to befriend a druglord to be safe, shut up, everyone can get you coke on clubs

is so funny cuz when they are in person they just laugh about cuz they cant do anything else

candelaria was the tits

>buzz words
intriguing statement there pedro

hey guys, mexican here
going to Medellin, send tips

Literally nothing will happen to you as long as you stay in the tourist designated parts of the town/decent parts of the town, if you enter a barrio you will be fucked, your biggest danger will probably be pickpocket artist and niggers and sluts trying to scam you

>better

do you mean easier to get kidnapped and stabbed?

lleras park is slut central all the best amigo

>Tfw masters of the overkill

I don't know what feeling I should have

go to barrio pablo escobar and spray paint over his mural to give the kids a positive anti drug message,

fuckers im hungry now for empenadas now

but im going on an exchange i dont want to fuck prostitutes

>2 of 3 highest totally serial killers currently free and whereabouts unknown in colombia
you can't make this shit up, what a meme country