Post Sup Forums experiences you've had in real life
>in line at subway >nigress in line in front of me >short hair, problem glasses >nig child with her, uncontrollably jumping around, grabbing handfuls of chips off the shelf >nigress putting them back in the wrong spot >employee making her sandwich trying to make smalltalk >so what do you do? >oh I'm an author of feminist literature >I crack a smile at this point >oh cool! What do you write about? >"interracial romance" >I can't take it, start laughing out loud >employee making my sandwich asks why >want to say pol but just mumble "n-nothing" This place has ruined me, I can't have "normal" experiences anymore
Luis Barnes
I watched angry birds movie and it was redpilled as fuck
Joseph Sanchez
It actually is, Hollywood didn't produce that movie.
Justin Cook
Still very good movie
Benjamin Morris
my mom told me to take a shower and i said gtfo bitch hei lhitler xddddd
Thomas Ross
>get drunk on new years >play cards against humanity >card says something like "Detroit has been ruined by *blank*" >there was blank answer cards and I wrote jews on one of them and a person I was playing with put the jew card down >everyone agreed that was the worst card >blurt out " yeah not only is it the best card but it's also objectively true" then laugh my ass off >everyone laughs with me thinking I'm joking >get sober next day >wtf did I say that for
Carter Lewis
I laugh every time someone says the word "we"
Carter Robinson
>in anthropoogy class, prof is doing a lecture on religion >he starts talk about karl marx >pol warned me about this >asks if anyone knows the quote by karl marx >i think about memeing and saying we must seize the means of production, but nah, i don't talk in this class >the quote is religion is the opiate of the masses
Gabriel Torres
Holy shit I did that exact same thing! Except nobody laughed so I called them "fucking normies" and went home. It's hard to have bluepilled friends
Aiden Bell
Why are you still friends with them?
All my (4) friends are redpilled, with the notable exception of one weeb friend.
Nathan Campbell
Girlfriend of 4 years, her parents, and her friend for me. Thank God they didn't take me seriously cause I didn't want to fuck that up.
Adam Kelly
Sombody wrote "Praise Kek" on the wall of my local Office Supply Store, have a pic
Noah Gonzalez
>not liking pineapple >not liking the fruit that dissolves your body with enzymes feasting upon yourself >weak
Justin Baker
Did it cause you to get up off your ass, take the vibrator out of your pussy, and go fuckin' do something?
Or just sit there and shitpost like always.
>Yeah man, you're really redpilled as fuck DESU.
Jayden Foster
No, I just showed it to my kids, movie will redpill those kids for me
Carter Gonzalez
>kek approved Check
Juan Reyes
>at christmas with extended relatives >one of the womyn starts going off about men with small feet and how its a turn off, not sexy, etc. >her manlet husband walks in and hears this >'sweetheart, why are you saying this? i'm a size 7...' >took every ounce of concentration to suppress a chuckle
Cooper Rodriguez
>i'm a size 7
Jaxon Howard
op, was phoneposting at work. I don't talk to them much anymore, except for one of them. I was able to start the redpill process with him because he trusts me. We started watching The Greatest Story Never Told together last time I saw him
Samuel Gonzalez
what a cunt >women were a mistake
Elijah Morales
>Working as a bagger at a grocery store >Help an old foreign woman out to her car >She's making small talk on the way to the car >"Thank you for helping me, good thing sons at home help bring inside" >Oh that's good >"They're big guys!" >Start laughing and she just keeps repeating big guys Baneposting will never not be funny
Alexander Diaz
> be 15 born and raised in rural GA > have new friend from Connecticut >go to friends house for first time > no school cause its Nigger Day > friends dad "you kids happy to have MLK Day off?" > me "yep! Wish they would shoot 4 more and give me a week off" > everyone freezes like a deer in headlights > friends dad laughs so hard he has to take his blood pressure meds
So fucking glad they were closet racists. I was raised by my great grandparents and they just didnt give a fuck.
Jason Davis
Hell yea it is, Hollyjew can suck a fat one
Brayden Myers
so... fucking post it
Oliver Foster
Most of my hispanic friends are closet racists, or their families are. There's only one who doesn't give a fuck, and she says nigger loud as fuck when she pleases. And another dude in my circle Nazi salutes like a fucking idiot.
I honestly can't even tell what is a joke and what is serious half the time anymore.
Needless to say, Caribbean Hispanics can be pretty based.
Jeremiah Brown
Fucking kek
Elijah Hernandez
Nobody laughs when you reveal your power level
Bentley Diaz
I'm surprised I didn't laugh my ass off, or reveal my power level after training this one guy.
>doing delivery driving >get to train a new guy >black, but friendly and well spoken >go through the basics of the job, then just shoot the breeze while driving around >tells me he was adopted by jewish parents >he's a Clinton supporter >talk about the election for a bit >tell him if I could vote, I'd vote Trump >mask my power level and try to not go to deep into political talk >just cite Clinton's corruption >state that I don't think Trump's the best option, just the best available >tells me he's married >"she's from brazil. She's white." >almost keked >drive around for about another half hour, then his shift was done
He ended up working at a different store, which kind of sucked. He was the only person I could actually talk politics with at that store. But holy shit the memes he was dropping. I was wondering if it was some kind of psyop or some shit.
Carter Watson
i had no idea pineapple was this bad ass. i thought it just helped your spunk taste better.
Connor Hernandez
Who the fuck says spunk? lmao
Brody Howard
it never was funny to adults
Kayden Nelson
>Talking to old woman who comes into my store all the time >topic turns to race >bring up the fact a study was published recently saying blacks are naturally stronger than whites >say you'd never be able to publish a study saying whites are naturally smarter >other woman at the register says "amen" as she leaves I fucking love my small town
Eli Rodriguez
Get this hothead out of here!
Caleb Campbell
WE
Andrew Rogers
>blacks are naturally stronger than whites Farm-tool US blacks or African blacks?
Oliver Perez
This, african blacks are skinny lanky people because theyre built for running
Jack James
i saw a jew pick up a penny once
Jaxon Bailey
lost
Connor Cooper
>in line at wall-mart hot foods / deli >niggress in line in front of me >order food for herself >sits down at table >eats in-front of her 3 crying kids >doesn't give a fuck.
fucking niggers
Easton Lopez
it was chicken btw
Zachary Clark
Presumably American blacks. I didn't actually read the study, didn't care that much
Connor Harris
>go to mcdonald >first thing i notice : all the dindus behind the cash register are death staring me, what a nice way to greet a client in your restaurant >the funny thing is when i get in front of the cash registrer, it turns into the complete opposite, now it seems that not a single dindu in the establishment realise that i am waiting for my order, in fact no one seems to work there, they are making jokes and playing around, moving like monkeys and running everywhere like children > i wait 5 long minutes before the slow gorilla turd makes his way to the cash registrer >he is 6'2, fat and bulky, he looks like an ex prisonner, he doesnt seem to work there actualy, he seems more like a client, he wears his mcdo cap like most dindus wear their cap in public, just on the tip on the head, he probably thinks that this is really cool (just like working at mcdonald when you're in your late 20s right?) greasy hairy shitty gorilla face as well > when he begins to speak i can't understand a damn word, he is talking in dindu languague with the lip sounds >even if i know i am in a mcdonnald i am astonished that this guy got hired, he looks like a complete unprofessional loser >anyway i ask for my order and ask him if changing my coffee for orange juice is gonna cost more >he says no >then after I pay he is litteraly gone for a good 10 minutes >when he comes back he put my meal in a bag >still didnt give me my receipe >when i ask for my receipe i realise that the orange juice cost me more actualy.. this unprofessional cunt lied to me >cant complain because he is already gone for another 10 minutes, fuck it, i just go home at this point >when i get to my place i open the bag, FIRST there is one thing missing and the main meal looks completly destroyed like if he did the burger with his foot or something, plus he added fucking cheezeweeze instead of mayonnaise >taste like the ass of a donkey >i threw everything in the trash and never stepped inside a mcdonald after
Jeremiah Martin
I say "you're a big guy" to basically everyone I meet
It's not weird or anything I think they call you "big man" or something like that in England when they don't know you
So far no responses yet
Wyatt Reed
>at a shitty party, overhear the words "he's a big guy."
it was all over, the girl looked at me with complete disgusted confusion
i couldn't stop laughing though
Ryder White
>be a few years ago >getting lunch with kike acquaintance >he knows damn well my family doesn't like jews >I hide my power level anyway, he tolerates me since I'm polite >go to... I think fucking Urban Plates? (whatever restaurant style where you walk down the line and pick up plates of food, then pay at the end) >get to pay >kike owed me, so he chose to pay >turns to me >in the loudest fucking voice ever: >"you know, I just don't ever tip cooks or waiters, since, you know, I'M the one picking up my food here... You know, I'M doing most of the work!" >almost lose my shit >walk over and put $10 in the tip jar when the kike isn't looking >cook behind the counter smiled
(((THEY))) WONDER WHY (((THEY)))'RE HATED
Jacob Walker
To add >taught all of my normie friends (who have no political ideology they just live life) the C U R R E N T Y E A R meme >also taught 14/88, deus vult, mike pence nicknames, and I call all my friends without blonde hair/blue eyes niggers >we've memorized half of the johnny rebel songs >taught one friend who understands Sup Forums a little bit A FUCKING LEAF
Thomas Martin
Wait, so that's why my tongue goes numb eating it? I'm not allergic?
Charles Stewart
> in history class in middle school, still though the hall o' cost was real > just got shamed by lib teacher about the holocoaster and WW2 > somehow Hungary comes up > stupid tale of a Hungarian shoemaker during the war > the class Jew chuckled and looked at the one Hungarian kid we had in class > jude always picked on the Hungarian kid, who was usually very quiet and shy > Jew says "Haha, if you were alive in the 1940s, you'd be a shoemaker!" > Hungarian kid replies lowly, "If you were, you'd be in a gas chamber" > "oy veeeey"
An eternity of kek
Jack Bailey
This isn't a thing.
Adam Allen
>read about robbery that happened in my neighborhood >they don't identify the race of the robber >but they said that he tried to use a stolen credit card at a KFC right after
Hunter Gomez
Everyone knows Detroit was ruined by niggers.
Ayden Wright
...
Isaac Brown
thought*
Logan Sanders
Idk my British soccer coach did it
Colton Garcia
>be me >living in the capital, in the oldest district, in the oledest part of the oldest district >the place is filled with gopniks >have neurlogical diseas which has made my life a tourture for 7 years >on the treatment at the moment, finished 2 moths out of 5 >one day walking to library, smoking a fag >a typical gopnik comes in my way pic related >asks a fag, asks in russian language, with strong romanian accent, in a very cheeky manner >has max. 19 yo >I would give him a fag, but 'cause of my diseas can control myself toward this kind of behaviour >Try to not beat the shit out of him, I'm trying really hard >I'm asking him "Aren't you too young for a cigarette" The question was ment to buy me some time to calm down >He replyies in a very cheeky manner, cheekyier that before "Not your fucking business" >RAGE.jpg >throw my bag with laptop on the ground, st art beting shit out of him, remember only first punch, it was in the neck >after I'm done, retake the route to the library >after 5 min or so, that gopnik did chase my a starts yelling at me in tears that I'm way too aggressive, still speaking in russain with strong accent > punch him one more time Feels good to see how all his buble-pride has got flushed to the toilet.
Brody Reed
>hothead detected
Ethan White
You fucker. Now im glad that I am not native to an english speaking country. Well, a bit so.
Jackson Peterson
Your post is a meme unto itself
Jackson Russell
You should have said "youd be shoes"
Jose Barnes
You'd be sHoes
Lucas Cox
Why so aggressive? Was he the town rapist?
David Flores
>on the bus in a Progressive Sanctuary City >African-American gentleman gets on at a stop >pulls a handle of rum out of his backpack and loudly announces to everyone on the bus 'this is for sale for 20 -- no, 15 dollas' >bearded nu-male hipster sitting next to him says 'that's a good price'
Brody Robinson
A gopnik, literally an equivalent of street nigger. Just white.
Henry Wood
>be white >go to fast food joint in dindu land >expect to be served >EAT the food a dindu made for whitey
god, you're a dumb fuck.
Michael Collins
To me all of USA is like this McDonald's
Luke Peterson
same, dates back to classic Sup Forums memes
Samuel Campbell
I saw globalist propaganda in a local coffee advertisement today.
Anthony Gray
Here's one more guys, I belive you'll like it, certainly you'll like it. >be me, 18 yo >disease starts kicking in >a neverstopig pain is growing in my chest, and head >when i try to think, pain grows >when i try to read, pain grows >when i try to communicate, pain grows >when i try to do nothing, pain grows > can't do sex, no erecation, no ejaculation >panic attacks >suicide thoughts > be me 21 yo, my brother dies, I'm happy... I'm happy because finally....finally I am able to feel something ales but that agony >be my 21 yo, studying at Prague Technical University for dual diploma >to manage somehow my state, use alcohol, and weed >force myself like a dog to finish 2 theses at this time, while i was in the library, I use to have a lost of panic attacks, severe sweating, diarrhea, like shitting 10 a day, heart pains, able to sleep only on was drunk >somehow graduate, and coming back to homeland, because at that moment it was clearly that is somehig wrong with me > totally lost ability to write, read. Even couldnt do my signature, when I was trying to do it, a fucking wild pain was starting to drill the shit out of me >I don't work, because I can't >got diagnosed with depressive neurosis, treatment doesnt help >got diagnosed with bipolar disorder, treatment doesnt help >be me 23 yo, father dies, feeling nothing my impulsive anger >got diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, deosent help >got in the asylum for 45 days, with all the psychos pretty funny expirience >got diagnosed Mood disorder: depressive disorder, doesnt help while living in Prague had 3 suicide attempts > be my 24 yo, 2016, desperate, life has become a sadistic chaos >find out about Sup Forums because I use to browse sites like: lurkmore.to, dramatica, hiddenlol for years, I love 4 chan. I noticed here's a lot of smart people. >decide to ask for help >anons from Sup Forums suggest me to go to a neurologist > I went, got diagnosed with a right diagnose 1/2
Isaiah Thomas
>an equivalent of street nigger
As opposed to a house nigger or a Barn nigger
Julian Hernandez
>mfw Sup Forums did what a bunch of "doctors with decades of expirience " couldnt do >mfw when Sup Forums was right again and proofes, pic related
Carter Lopez
Bump for 2/2
Lucas Ramirez
>you'd never be able to publish a study saying whites are naturally smarter
there have been tons of studies published that show just this, but they're too awkward to cover so the media ignores them
Carter Hall
proof nr. 2
Thanks Sup Forums
Jason Robinson
I hope you get better user. I'll pray for you.
Ryder Cooper
And sorry guys, cant write without mistakes, not matter how hard i try
Asher Lee
>then I realized my chest lacked tits >I found out i was trans >I saved welfare checks to afford the operation >got the operation >then I killed myself anyways because I'm a trans faggot The end
Brody Rogers
anyone can understand you do not worry
Nathan Reyes
It's all okay, we understand. Hope you will fix this someday.
Jaxson Brown
Well, yes user, I turned 25 on dec 20, that is the best gift in my birthday i've could recieve, I'me getting cured, all that thanks to Sup Forums
Blake Thomas
I had a similar thing, except we didn't get to write our own cards. Room full of hippies and I played "The native americans were ruined when the settlers introduced them to: natural selection."
A couple of people said "hey, that's not right" etc but everyone else was just "lol it's CAH shutup silly :^)"
>mfw
Anthony Hill
Once had a guy with a heavy eastern european accent come into an indian takeaway I was in and declare the following.
>I wish to take away kebab >faint accordian starts playing in my head >excuse myself and almost throw up from laughing so hard outside
Lincoln Sanders
Bro he probably sat on it with his nigger asshole smushing it.
Hunter Powell
In line at dollar store
Fat black woman approaches
Starts babbling about how she wuz in line before but had to "git" something and needs to go ahead of me
Know from experience to never to speak to anyone at a dollar store
Know from experience to never speak to niggers
Remain motionless and looking blankly at nigger as she moves in front of me
See ribbons in her hand that go straight up to the ceiling
Follow ribbons up with my eyes
At top of ribbons were a half a dozen mylar balloons reading "Happy Father's Day."
Possibly did permanent damage to my throat and chest trying to suppress explosive laughter
Laughed so hard anyway I actually had to step out of line
Jacob Foster
>At top of ribbons were a half a dozen mylar balloons reading "Happy Father's Day."
Robert Anderson
Avoid eating too much user
Julian Miller
is this thing even human?
Luke Cox
Well, my fellow burger, even in that state, I managed to pick up way more girls that you'll ever do. And all this thanks to Heinrich Mann's book called Young Henry of Navarre. Even tho almost all attempts of sex failed due to the lack of erection.
Dominic Harris
Amazing.
God Bless
Anthony Brown
It's a scottish thing, not an English thing.
Nicholas Cooper
>Wish they would shoot 4 more and give me a week off Underrated
Jayden Roberts
I'm so surprised that no doctors you visited recommended a neurologist.
Thomas Gomez
Nice digits! Nice faggotry!
Brandon Rodriguez
So what's the Sup Forums part
Nathan King
NONE! not a single one!! I went to the most "prestigious" doctors which were asking shit load of money, and since my father died, my mom had to work on 4 jobs , to manage somehow the bills.
William Bailey
t. Self identifies as British
Ryder Wilson
I've learned you can call people whatever the fuck you want to, and they will assume you are being colloquial and nice, as long as it's not outright mean.
Wyatt Howard
This is the truest thing in this thread
As long as you don't act awkward about it say whatever you want
Just say it with confidence
Connor Bailey
Is this what life is like in Moldova?
Good luck with everything m8.
Carter Richardson
I knew a girl who was incredibly cute who turned into a Muslim transgender
Michael Torres
He's lying you idiot. He would wet himself if he had to actually converse with a nigger.