>be american
>get shot
Be american
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You have a higher murder rate than we do.
>be indian
>be poor
That's nice and all, but can you poo in the loo?
No. You have a 22% higher homicide rate, even tho you are a 1st world country.
>Be Indian
>Can't use the potty like everyone else
Does this look like india is poor, idiots. checkmate.
>be Indian
>hello this is Jake from Microsoft technical support
Getting shot is an american pastime
>be indian
>eat dead people
>get mugged
>have to give %15 tip
>be Indian street
>get shat upon
>be indian
>be indian
That's the joke.
anyone else smile ear to ear when Yanks kill each other in big numbers?
Are you talking about homicide wit a gun or all homicide? We also have more people that die on toilets, but that because we have so many more than India
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
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to be fair i smile when any large number of humans die - but its particularily satisfying when they are American, and killed with automatic weapons
>be American
>have loo
now you know how we felt when we heard about steve irwin
>be Indian
>literally an entire country full of loz larpers
>be criminal in america
>get shot
>be criminal in India
>poo on it
>murica
>first world country
pick one
I FUCKING HATE INDIANS
>call tech support
>expect Aryan women in the advertisement
>hurro its Pageet "no look so me poo in your pool" Ashmen
>My iPhone is not turning on
>your iPhone is probably flat sir
>no I charged it for two hours
>sir did you turn the plug socket on
>ofcourse
>sorry sir you must have dropped it
>this goes on for awhile
>sir just return the fucking phone
>I DONT HAVE THE RECIPIENT ANYMORE?
I was going to go somewhere with this but now I'm horny so bye
>be poo in loo
>watch children born of incest get kidnapped by the toilet witch
>implying anyone except rapefugees are clammering to enter Germany
Notice how none of your EU neighbors are trying to take up residence there? Yeah, there's a reason.
steve irwin was pathetic.
Stop calling people that are slavsquatting in a surrounding abandoned ruin a "neightbor" of us germans. i see only parasites there
like your shithole full of mexicans
> be puertorican
Nice flag btw
> Be Indian
> Have a shitty flag
Sad but true
Literally poos
We need to work together to sold our problem. Fine 'ol solution anyone?
USA is 4th world
>pathetic
Perfectly describes your country and your efforts to exterminate the emus.
Not just first world, we're #1
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