Be american

>be american
>get shot

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You have a higher murder rate than we do.

>be indian
>be poor

That's nice and all, but can you poo in the loo?

No. You have a 22% higher homicide rate, even tho you are a 1st world country.

>Be Indian
>Can't use the potty like everyone else

Does this look like india is poor, idiots. checkmate.

>be Indian
>hello this is Jake from Microsoft technical support

Getting shot is an american pastime

youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>be indian
>eat dead people

>get mugged
>have to give %15 tip

>be Indian street
>get shat upon

>be indian

>be indian

That's the joke.

anyone else smile ear to ear when Yanks kill each other in big numbers?

Are you talking about homicide wit a gun or all homicide? We also have more people that die on toilets, but that because we have so many more than India

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

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to be fair i smile when any large number of humans die - but its particularily satisfying when they are American, and killed with automatic weapons

>be American
>have loo

now you know how we felt when we heard about steve irwin

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate

>be Indian
>literally an entire country full of loz larpers

>be criminal in america
>get shot

>be criminal in India
>poo on it

>murica
>first world country

pick one

I FUCKING HATE INDIANS
>call tech support
>expect Aryan women in the advertisement
>hurro its Pageet "no look so me poo in your pool" Ashmen
>My iPhone is not turning on
>your iPhone is probably flat sir
>no I charged it for two hours
>sir did you turn the plug socket on
>ofcourse
>sorry sir you must have dropped it
>this goes on for awhile
>sir just return the fucking phone
>I DONT HAVE THE RECIPIENT ANYMORE?

I was going to go somewhere with this but now I'm horny so bye

>be poo in loo
>watch children born of incest get kidnapped by the toilet witch

>implying anyone except rapefugees are clammering to enter Germany

Notice how none of your EU neighbors are trying to take up residence there? Yeah, there's a reason.

steve irwin was pathetic.

Stop calling people that are slavsquatting in a surrounding abandoned ruin a "neightbor" of us germans. i see only parasites there
like your shithole full of mexicans

> be puertorican
Nice flag btw

> Be Indian
> Have a shitty flag

Sad but true

Literally poos

We need to work together to sold our problem. Fine 'ol solution anyone?

USA is 4th world

>pathetic
Perfectly describes your country and your efforts to exterminate the emus.

Not just first world, we're #1

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