You will never be a Palin

You will never be a Palin

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where's the downie?

I know, thank christ.

Sarah Palin is right there at the center m8.

>inb4 IN DA CENTER HUEHUEHUEHUE

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Alaska seems comfy as fuck

>Track
>Willow
>Piper
>Bristol

The fuck? Was this woman still high off pain meds when she named these children?

>ywn be in a Palin
It hurts. Piper looks like she's a great cocksucker.

libfag detected. get pozzed.

each one is named after the place they were conceived

>track
>todd
>piper
>bristol

She should have aborted the potato though desu

With the low birthrate whites have, we can't afford raising retards

I would tombstone my mother through a hell in a cell if it meant I got to put my dick between Bristols tits

she likes eccentric names dont cha know

These are shit tier names desu senpai

is there one?

top geg

yew goyz

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i'd rather be reTodd

Thought so. Didn't family guy make an episode about it and Sarah Palin lost her shit over it?

(You)

i have that exact same haircut

>You will never be Nordic

I need to go brush my teeth

I think she is pretty likable and when I went to visit Wasila a year after the election everyone I met raved about her as mayor.

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Piper looks like she either wants or recently has gotten the D

COT DAMN BRISTOL THICC BOI

the palins are literal paleolithic fucking retards

they have the most retarded names

>Track
>Trig
>Todd
>Bristol
>Willow

these are almost as bad as nigger names like LeBron and LaSagna

Didn't Bristol fuck Corey in the house?

>standing in the back

Todd is such a fucking cuck

>You will never be inside a Palin

I know this feel

I like the Palin because they act like my family from North Quebec, Canada, but we speak french not americunt or queen of england corrupt language even if we understand and write this shitty language.

>you will never meet sarah palin at a college party

Bristol has some real suckable yams.

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Jesus christ, this isn't Sup Forums

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She also has good tastes in political waifus

two more girls so you can marry in

what do you mean

for any footfags that are interested

And believe me, many guys have sucked on them. She was getting paid 250k/year to be a poster girl for abstinence...while at the same time having premarital sex with a lot of guys. She's been pregnant twice already.

She looks like she's about to go on a rampage through the Phobos moon base.

PEDOSTA! GO AWAY GO AWAY

Rope, the day will come

>You will never be a Palin
Thank you Jesus.

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I was at a top end strip club a few years ago that had a sarah palin lookalike night. I got a champaign room with a 10/10 that looked exactly like her just 20 years younger. Never in my life have I cummed that fucking hard.

Where's the downy kid?

were you nailin palin?

Checked and this is a great shitpost. made me KeK

>geg

You rang?

I'd fuck piper so bad

Are the same pedo Romanian I saw earlier today? Or are all you gypsies fucked in the head?

She looks like she's a great fuck

HAHAHAHHA

What's with Americans giving their children shit names like 'Track'

Nigga...what the fuck

Piper is the hottest of the Palins.

Americans look weird, it's like there is an alien living inside of them and their body is just a shell so nobody gets suspicious

Literally no one does that but the most retarded suburban white moms who get their parenting advice from cheap magazines

its a mormon thing

>Romanian

Excuse me I take that as an insult

Well Americans are all fake and we're used to very superficial communication so maybe we are aliens

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I am sexually aroused by Bristol.

Wanna double team her?

>Judeo-Christian heritage
No such thing.

Can someone please tell me where Sara's downy retard son is and what his name is? She did have a tard kid right???

Sorry, had to make a wild guess since you don't have a country flag.

Thank God.

I don't want to be in a dysfunctional family like that. I also don't want to be Canadian and have some retarded Canadian name.

I'd name my kids any of those names in a heartbeat if I had to choose those or nigger names.

Shit, nigger celebs name their babies even more retarded shit. Ivy, North, etc.

>Bristol

lol

It also means boobie.

>Bristol

holy fuck even that little chub on her belly is so hot

would wife

>I'd name my kids any of those names in a heartbeat if I had to choose those or nigger names.
Indeed

>Trashone
top kek

Ivy was a very common English name back in the 30s-50s.

>canadian

Ever been to Alaska? The people there are nothing like Mapleniggers. They're much more like regular Americans. Think out people from the American heartland like Kansas or Nebraska but in the cold frontier of Alaska

>Track

Lame

With a name like that there's no way you're not a huge douche or a pussy

>the palins

Verhofstadt simmer down

I am all over Willow. hubba hubba