Burger Risk

Starting at three to four players. As usual,
>tripcode
>name
>color
>location

>Neo-Bushlandia
>Red
>Seattle

Gold
LA
Name: USSC (United Socialist States of California)

Come on , I want to play

No one else is giving me (You)s. Can't have a two-player game.

Falador White Knights
Any color
Anywhere

don't host burger maps, they're shit
you'll get more players with a europe or world map

this map is gay fuck you

Great Midwest Empire
Minnesota
Blue

I have 4 players now, not going to change map.

yay we play

This map is gay

Boo hoo.

Update coming soon, just have to add Natives.

Kingdom of Texas purple

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Fill Minnesota

Fill SoCal

Get to the coast, build a boat, and invade Oregon. Washington is full of rivers.

You're in.

Fill west

Are natives OP controlled?

First time I've seen this on a map

I don't control them. They just expand indefinitely until someone kills them.

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Sail to Oregon and invade it.

But OP... If you're not controlling the natives and non the players are controlling the natives

Then that must mean-

Fill Minnesota

Moar filling California, We need to unite the people of California under Communism

OK, OK. I technically "control" them, but I won't use them to attack anyone, unless someone rolls to attack them, in which case they fight back. They're just in the rules.

Teal

Great White North

Southern michigan

N.A.P?

Fun!

Lime
Kangdom of Dindu
Chicago

yes, just stay out of Michigan

Sheeeittt 4got da trapcode

You have 9 t saved to build a ship to conquer the Northwest Angle. I don't make the rules!

Start me in Maine please
Grey
Confederate Army

Continue invading Oregon.

Head Up North

Sheittt expand ma turf to da rest of Illinois

Fill Wisconsin

Fill michigan

OP can I roll this turn?

if so fill Maine,
Move into Quebec

You sure you don't want to finish Minnesota?

Since you asked nicely, sure.

why Maine?

why the fuck is chihuahua and sonora in there?

Because I get the best stategic advantage
Thanks based OP

It's fun.
You can join and play as your homeland

Ok, fill minnesota spills Wisconsin

Any alliances?

Never with a commie.

Never with a facist

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Isle Royale is technically in Michigan and the map-maker didn't seem to know. Great Midwestern Empire has been compensated with 2 t's in Wisconsin.

I'll do an NAP for you. After all, neoconservatism was started by Marxists like (((Leo Strauss))).

Because autism, that's why.

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Oregon.

Roll for Huge expansion up North

Fill Michigan, spill Ontario

Fill in Maine entirely, Mi'lord
Spill into Québécois natives

Fill Wisconsin spill Michigans hook.

Ayo hol up
*smacks lips*

Roll up on Indiana senpai

Oh shit Im in fill texas

Scorpiongirl Colony
Yellow
Arizona

If I can roll, fill Arizona.

You.....

want to form an anti-scorp coalition?

Yes.

ANTI SCORP ACTION

>forming coalitions against nations on the other side of the map

Perfect my man

You have a +4 bonus. Please put it in your name, or else I will not count it, except for this time.

Do you accept my NAP?

kek agrees

Keep expanding

Fill Arizona then Utah.

Oregon. Let's BTFO those tree-hugging hippies.

Sure!
What state are you again?
Also Attack Arizona

Fill in the rest of main.
Spill into Québécois natives

Fill Wisconsin, spills That piece of Michigan.

WAIT NEVERMIND STOP ACTION I FORGOT

Just continue filling state

Gibsmedat Ohio

Fill Michigan (including upper peninsula)

>agreeing with Confederate scum
I thought you were Socialist Californians. :^)

Like old Mother Russia in the 1940s, she has to ally with Capitalist nations, I am allying with Fascist scum for now the my future of my people

Don't worry.
We will liberate your people from leftist oppression soon enough.

There's Baja Cali and the Panama Canal.

Same with you bby :^)

Are you intentionally avoiding state bonuses?

Fill Arizona then defend if attacked and counterattack. Otherwise with excess fill Utah.

Keep on expanding

Oregon, spills to Washington.
>it's 2017

Fill New Hampshire.
Spill Vermont

Fill Wisconsin.

Box nood muhfugga

Attack tf outta detroit

>12121
>5d Palis
Jesus

Fill little tiny provinces
Move in Baja Cali

this is the flag of my people

You can build a bridge for 20 t's or go around the Colorado River. Which one is it?

5D pali all shall bow to Texas

Finish up Michigan, then enter ontario

WEW