This is illegal in Britain

>this is illegal in Britain

Delete this topic mate.

>this is illegal in usa

i doubt that. why would the brits ban a childs pocket knife?

It should be illegal everywhere.
>Sebenza shill pls go

Why arent you like your cool brother Chad gator cock

Except you can literally get them in every goddamn polish, russian, or hungarian store in the U.S.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal everywhere, senpai

its overpriced and crap

This is illegal in California

This is illegal in Germany

Sucks for 2 years olds...I guess. Too bad a kinder surprise won't stop a nigger from raping your wife.

>Sebenza

Overpriced anywhere in the world.

>Benchmade Osborne

Sweet knoife but it's overpriced for what it is as well. Still, cheaper than a Sebbie, better ergos, better blade. Axis lock never stops being fun.

>Benchmade Osborne Auto
>Alaska tier

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kek

Oh it's an auto? But.. why?

Snapping the blade out with the axis lock is maybe a millisecond slower if that. I think auto knives are silly in general, partly for that very reason. Then again it makes them being outlawed fucking ridiculous.

that file name, kek

>But.. why?
Because I can and California can't.

Too bad I have polish my tank mounted flamethrower and dust out my missile silo, britbongs have so much spare time

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>tfw I had one of these for 3 weeks before I lost it when I went camping

Not if you have a treated lumber license.

Look at how evil this knife is. Can you see those serrations? How about those blood holes so the blood explodes out the wound faster? And that second blade that someone might use to cut some cordage! This is clearly a weapon designed by terrorists to murder innocent children with. I'm glad they banned all sharp impliments in this country. Bout bloody time they banned having teeth and fingernails too! Just think of the damage that I could do by poking one of my fingers in your eye. Police should take my fingers away from me before I go into a NYE party.

what knife is this? the fit and finish appear to be unmatched?

Why do people shill for Sebenza so hard?

have you handled one? the design is uninteresting but the fit and finish are truly unmatched.
I might buy one if I get an A on my law school finals. (for the memes).
but I also need a new 1911 for bullseye season

Please stop this meme. Every German shop and restaurant I've ever been to sells them

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Don't be a kike

Bin that knife!

You better bin that egg you cheeky wanker

>this is illegal in Poland
As it should be.

Didn't they ban A cup porn, due to fears of paedophilia?

Google UK gun laws and you can expose this Sup Forums meme in minutes. I own a Mossberg 500 currently trying to apply for Firearm's license to get something better, but a Shotgun certificate is literally just a case of money unless you've got a record for committing a violent crime then you've got no chance.

By the way, I collect swords too. They're legal.

>this is illegal in America

>This is illegal in the UK.

>sebenza posting

Kek

I like small tits. Don't want to diddle children though.

>These are illegal in America.

>be uk
>be against cheese pizza
>ban A Cup porn
>allow pakis
???

Yeah right. First you like women with small tits and big clits, and then you settle for guys with small dicks and then you're full blown gay.
Don't let DFC fool you. Leave that shit alone and go for righteous big titted women.

I will become the hero, the dark knight and the martyr and take it upon myself to deal with DFC women's needs.

it should be a basic human right.
i carry a pocket knife every day.

wow really makes me think

>meanwhile 15 people got glassed and had their heads kicked in at that party

STOP RIGHT THERE AMERIFAT!!!

>you need a license to watch this in the uk

>These have been removed in UK

not true,only if you record or watch live tv

if you own a tv but you use it as a pc monitor you dont need to pay for it,i aint ever paid mine

so when are you gonna do somert about this eh? with your big balls unlike us unichs when you gonna riot?

never thats fucking when

>nielegalne w chuj
why did i laugh at this so much.

>Americans' haven't been removed
>they're just owned by these now

they have a TV detector.
expect to get nicked by the rozzers any day now m8.

>By the way, I collect swords too. They're legal.
> I collect swords too.
>collect swords
>swords

>this is illegal in Germany

tv detector vans are propaganda,they never worked also the vans are empty and only 2 vans existed in the whole of the uk

the "evidence" they collect has never been used in court,if they say they have evidence from a detector everyone who has asked to see it as been told they cannot and it is then thrown out of court.

also they could detect if a tv was on with old fashioned cathode ray tubes due to certain electro magnetic freq being emmited but it doesnt work with the flat screens of today,different type of tech and more heavier RF sheilding

tl dr...detector vans are a meme

>swordmanship
>once a noble pursuit for 100s of years across europe
>ruined by american neckbeards

fuckin yanks!

I know it sounds lame but I was an exhibition's officer for 4 years. I have some pretty nice mint condition Gladius' as a result of it.

>language
ajajajaja jodido maricón

nah it's cool bong. i'm just taking the piss as they say. didn't really think you were a faggot

>ruined
>not upheld gracefully

If the conservative types could hijack the issue of that substance and others then set the proper culture-rules for it then i think that would turn out better. Surely people do it anyway...

>triggered mexican

maar ik ben van het vaderland afdaling

flikker

This is non existent in the UK

What's dfc? I've always said more than a mouthful is a waste

>triggered mexican with access to google translate

>this is illegal in california

There is alot of crap that is illegal but they can't be bothered to keep you from getting it on ebay.

This is illegal in all 50 states of the USA.

Stop and search? Like just at their whim without probable cause?

MMMMM BUTTSTEAK

Bollocks. Pic related, my edc. Just can't lock is all. Got a ka bar usmc for innawoods

Didn't you hear? We have no rights in Britain anymore. Hence the passing of the recent law that allows law enforcement to spy on your internet activities. Big brother keeps us safe.

Kanker op

>Bollocks.
>Just can't lock is all.
>OP's pic of a locking blade

Come on now, m80.

Switchblades are legal in 40 states, and will be legal federally when the Knife Owner Protection Act of 2017 passes and eliminates all federal switchblade restrictions.

>sebenza
carried one for about three years, worn nicely, very good steel and secure lockup

We need to get Jackie Sup Forums to allow vpn/tor posting. That bollocks about anti spam is bull, much better ways to suss that out.

>mexican
nope

thank god
thanks based toothpaste ancestor

No its not, the spine lock was removed. Just very stiff. It's fucking stupid cos obviously the lock is just for safety

You can on the other chans. You just have to do a captcha at various frequencies. The ban here is to maximize (((profits))) by limiting all the edgy assholes who post CP.

>Something bad happens
>Everyone: Let's ban something!
>Bong logic

I carry my OTF switchblade on a daily basis mostly for opening boxes at work (I have to do all the receiving). It's pretty handy to be able to open and close the knife with one flick of a switch.

Plus it looks badass.

One day I was in one of my shitty night classes at the local community college and the instructor asked if someone could cut open some boxes for a chem lab, so I whipped it out and cut the boxes open no problem.

One kid sort of looked at me funny, but absolutely nobody cared. Probably not a great idea on a "college campus" but its a fucking community college in Alabama, so fuck it all.

Yeah I'm vpned up for cripchan etc. but been b& here forgetting to turn it off. On my real static IP.

This is illegal in britain

>banned on my real IP while using a VPN

How?

Unless it's something the pols like, then it's 'do more of it'

Yep. Switchblades were legalized in my state in late 2015, which I didn't even realize until a few weeks ago. With both that and constitutional carry becoming the norm in many states, the future is looking bright for self-defense.

>kinder eggs are illegal in the u.s.
but they aren't, nashville tn has them.

I was using my chan pass. I guess they just banned all associated IPs.

They are already legal federally, just not to be sold across state lines.

especially if you are leaving hawaii

It's illegal in New York too.
Doesn't stop me from owning one or carrying it around though.

do want

and rightly so, we don't want another 9/11 on our hands

It's illegal in some parts of the US as well under specific circumstances. For example, if you can open the folding knife easily with one hand then it may technically be subject to the same legislation as switchblades in some states. In some states it is also illegal to carry a concealed weapon for the purposes of self defense without a permit. If you tell the cops you're carrying it for self defense then they can charge you. If you tell them you just carry it around for utility purposes like cutting open boxes or stuff like that then you're in the clear.

State laws can get pretty fucking stupid but that's their 10th Amendment right so whatever.

>*in 12 year olds.
>Missing teeth
Do Brits even understand how teeth work?

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This. You can't really stop a murderer.
If you ban all Knives, he will use a fucking fork.