You walk in your house after a long day of work and find this guy sitting on your living room couch

>you walk in your house after a long day of work and find this guy sitting on your living room couch.

What's your reaction pol?

kill him

>It's been a while

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no idea who the cunt is but first reaction would be get the fuck out of my house you gay cunt.
if he didnt id glass him

Depends, did he slap my gf's ass?

>When did I get a living room couch?
>WHEN DID I GET A LIVING ROOM?
spooky shit

>My life is a lie and this guy is going to explain this to me

well well well

we meet again

It would be synonymous with Big Government metaphorically sitting in my house by way of property taxes, so I'd just pay him what he asked for.

Sharpen the bowie knife, slowly.

shoot him in his faggot face 10 times

turn on the oven

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>tfw you didn't CC that day

Let this be our final battle.

Uh, shoot him. Until the slide of my Walther locks open from an empty mag. Reload, and mag dump into his skull. Just to make sure. Can't be too careful with these sneaky jews. They're crafty.

i live in texas.

if this fucker unlawfully enters my home then he is DONE.

HOW CAN WHYTE BOIS EVEN COMPETE?

Ask for one of those paid protestor gigs.

Ask why he brought a couch to my house

draw my CCW and kill him since I live in Florida and that's the fucking law.

Trips of true

Only i can hold my hands in that wisdom pose here. Now prepare your anus.

>Start the oven
>And it's not for a pizza

I'd shoot him until I run out of bullets.

Then I'd watch his face melt before it reforms and he stands up again just fine.

"I could kill ya right now and get that money from Putin, so get the fuck out or I'm getting my pitbull on your ass."

Smile and offer him some tea like a good housekeeper would if he was let in civilly of course.

Then we would talk about his master and his role in facilitating his will on Earth.

>Letting yid Soros go
Are you insane?

*unzips dick*

Heh....*closes door* Long time no see...kidd......

Pssssh.....

I see you have your henchmen here....ready to put me down for good.....psssshh.....

...But what you failed to realize....*reaches into jacket and pulls out Katana*

...Is that the Russians hacked my phone and told me you'd be here....kidd...PSSSHH... *unsheathes Katana* *teleports behind guards*

*cuts them in half* ....heh....too easy

Now you're next....kidd......*takes a stance and Katana begins to glow*

RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!! *dragons form around* *engults Soros*

....Pssssssh...nothin' personnel...

I don't care who you are, I will unload my CCW on anybody who enters my house.

I'll ask him how he feels about not being part of history despite his several attempts of being recognized as an infamous banker who tried to crash economies of many countries and influence American politics.

Same, FL bro

Fuck, I miss living in Texas. That was literally the law. You can fire on a person just for illegally entering your home. What a gloriously redpilled state.

Also miss the complete lack of state income tax, desu.

Electrocute him to death.

I would ask him what Robin Mead is like. She's hot.

>implying I would

Nah, my nigger dog would fuck his shit up

>Sup bro what's good
>Hey, what do you want from Dominoes

kick him in the teeth

>hey bro, are you lost?
>do you need water or some shit?
>why are you here?
>can you give me a job?

Hi Mr. Soros,
Can I have an entry level position at your firm?

Commend him on funding the nazis, then go to bed.

make a deal and be millionaire

>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!! *dragons form around* *engults Soros*

>not DIE!DIE!DIE!
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

Oh, Hi dad !

This is Soros we're talking about. You probably just killed a body double or a crisis actor or a hologram or some crap.

Anytime a Katanan is involved you have to use retarded weeb phrases. Don't try to outedge me, faggot.

Become excited knowing I'm not gonna die in the cleansing process and that I'll have a nice plot of land in New Zealand

>make a deal with him
>he gives me 2 million $ to excavate and restore old christian basilica
>in exchange we will build a museum of tolerance
>next year ask for 2 million $ more
>still no museum of tolerance

Oh wait we already did that. Why are you all so bad at scheming the jew?

I'd find some way to kill him with the oven and get out before he puts himself back together with that big fucker from dead space

gimme ya fucking wallet,,,up you cunt were going to the atm,,give him one in the kidneys,,,stamp on his traitor face as blood and bile spill,,,march him to the money wall get as much as i can,,,,out the atm in cash,,beat him across the shins dump him in sewer pipe and hostage his globalist skank ass

When the hell do I have a living room?

>Do I get to keep the couch he brought with him?

>give me 20 million or i blast your kike brains out

ratsnakeface extreme

ask him does deray uses his house for gay orgies

I'd probably do something deliberately normal just to see when his bokerface breaks. Like, make some coffee and just go sit in front of him, watching him and sipping from the mug. I mean, if the man himself is in my house I really wouldn't be able to do shit because the whole thing is an obvious setup for something and literally every closet probably has an agent ready to kill me.

>glass him
That's abo slang for serving him a drink I asume.

I knew this day would come *unsheathes katana*

Everyone says this but when do you ever even hear about people trying to kill rich people? Unless there's a giant conspiracy to cover these kinds of things up I think everyone just assumes that rich people are somehow untouchable and as a result rich people think they're untouchable, physically at least. Even if Soros has a huge security detail killing him would be no challenging task, it's just the living after you kill him that becomes difficult.

...

safety drill.
eject and slap in a fresh mag.
call the cops to report the shoot.

We meet again,.........

HITLER! (soros reveals his true form)

All the chinese livers in the world couldn't disguise your true brain.

I've been waiting for you.

It is time George, you know what you have to do.

I walk to the bar and pour a drink. Take a sip.

You may take your leave now George.

Oh George, we want no messes this time.

Yes sir, green and clean replies Soros.

Scene/Cut

shoot first, ask why i got so blessed, after.

bless him with holy water and see what happens.

i think its hit someone with a glass bottle in the head.


You were pretty close.

gotta burn the body after, then grind it up, so the fucker cant come back again

Give him a shower and let him stay the night. Then send him off the next morning with a bowl of eggs :3

Underrated

KILL IT WITH FIRE

>Gives me a deal with the devil
>Take it
>Betray him

Honey... Grab one of the guns.

Id shoot him in his rat face

Say : Too late, the ayy lmaos took it yesterday.

Did anyone consider this is a bait thread? Stay safe guys, Soros is gonna send people after you.

10 million and a way out.

>you can't taxate me nor my mom
>you can axate my father in law
>huh-huh huhuhuh

360 would make you walk towards him....

discover his motives and eventually kill him

Engage in a lightsaber duel

get his passwords and banking info then dispose of him after ive drained his bank accounts and can take on his digital persona to gain access to my next victim before they catch on.

Wtf are you doing on Sup Forums if you don't know who that is?

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WOOHOO! CASTLE DOCTRINE JACKPOT!

Gibs monies

been waiting on him tbqh

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Checked and keked

>"Oh you're back from work dear!"
>Give him a kiss on the cheek
>"Dinner will be ready in an hour!"

kek