What does CERN do exactly?

What does CERN do exactly?

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they summoned KEK

From Wikipedia:

CERN's main function is to provide the particle accelerators and other infrastructure needed for high-energy physics research – as a result, numerous experiments have been constructed at CERN through international collaborations.

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It's all a con.

Con. Cern.

Concern.

Concern trolls.

OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE

time travel

Oh fuck

Portal for jews to summon satan.

Chink Poland knows what's up

(((Steins))) gate

KEK has spoken

They discern things

I don't want to put you in danger user.

this

Fo shiggity

It shows that Jews are superior.

CERN is used to communicate with extraterrestrial civilizations.

checked.. Are lord was summoned by CERN

they try to summon Shiva the god of destruction

and Satan (666) is also involved somehow

but mostly they smash protons with electromagnets and shit

They're bombarding the Head of Odin with megajules of energy for some reason. Who knows?
What's in the "areas"?
>North
>West
>East
Seems like that's where they dump the beams...what's there? Why the lame names and no "South Area"

what do we learn from them and what has changed here since we built it?

>Berenstain Bears
>Chic-Fil-A
>SERN
>Mirror mirror on the wall
What else have they changed?

Cern is fucking based

Fuck my life.

They're trying to stop the anomaly and split the universes before it spreads and everyone wakes up

Its a government welfare program for otherwise unemployable people with physics ph.d.s

You wouldn't notice any changes. The tech is highly advanced, owned by the Cabal and used in their secret space programs. Their craft have the ability to travel throughout our solar system.

they collide large hardons

they hadron large colliders

>Mirror mirror on the wall

What? Its always been that.

they prey on tax payer money.

Interdimensional gateway

Smashing really small things into other similarly small things at incredible hihg speed.

You'll find out

youtube.com/watch?v=Cllqr1nmdYk

They smash particles together at near to the speed of light to recreate the conditions of the universe seconds after it was created. They do this so they can find new particles. One of the great discoveries was confirmation on the existence of the Higgs Boson, which was mislabeled as the God Particle by the media. This particle is what gives energy mass.

that pic is retarded

They are doing what NASA is doing... bulshitting everyone to get billions in grants.

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it throws money into a black hole

no, it is magic mirror now.

its a fucking particle accelerator

>don't mind the other lines, just pick the ones that make the symbols I want to see

I'm reading some seriously stupid replies in this thread.

A scientist at CERN, Tim Berners-Lee, invented the World Wide Web, were you mouth breathers can post all day about guns and Jesus.

Yeah but in this jew universe we're stuck in now it's "magic mirror on the wall"

Don't let them tell you you're remembering it wrong

Officially - smash atoms together
Unofficially - create conduit to entities from non-casual universes

Kabballah, i believe. not 666

They fuck around with the fabric of dimensions. The catch 22 here is that they're as stupid and naive as they are smart.

It can't be
Have we changed world lines

How is that at all important or relevant or anything?

proof we changed world lines due to some fuckery

>apparently they're trying to shit out the Satan this year.

If you have to ask, you shouldn't be talking about CERN in the first place.

people only remember "berenstein" because that's what the theme song sounds like they say

What do you think goes on inside those pipes? My money is on midget sex

Filthy casuals

Provides a tangible source of good PR for the EU, while "unravelling the secrets of the universe" (or so they say).

If CERN did not exist then absolutely nothing in your life would change, except maybe the EU politicians would have less money with which to secure bungs and bribes.

Their main goal is to create a black hole to throw all of their funding into.

Im getting spooked

trdt fLG!!

>666

Gee, really made me ponder.

flbrpd!

In leyman's terms they collide particles in order to see what they are made of/recreate earlier time in development of universe.

also

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messages can be sent from the future back until the time it was first activated

manufacture and study results of scattering of heavy relativistic ions

i never watched the show as a child, only read the books. still remember it distinctly as berenstein.

Is this another of this alternative universes bullshit.
If so consider suicide.

They collide things at a very high speed to make new things.
Just trust me.

>doesn't know superpositioning

Kill yourself

Something about Saturn and summoning a portal for demons.

>I have bad memory, therefore quantum magic
sudoku now

Guess science is magic now.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

>mfw cern should be putting us in the "raining donuts" universe soon

so nobody will believe me but i can sense timeline changes happening

sharp pain in my right eye, then i get dizzy, everything feels unreal for a bit

im always fine but the amout of mandela effect shit that comes with it is too uncanny

>WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
When we changed worldlines.

Guess New Age bullshit is science now.

i can sense it too.

the sharp pain though might be a sign of a underlying health issue within your brain. you might want to get that looked at.

Delete this

I get a ringing in my ears. Or tones, that kind of thing.

so what? they're business formal?

i get the ringing thing and tones too.

Were does new age bulls hit come into factor here?


Explain this shit

im glad im not crazy

Crash particles into each other... WITH NO SURVIVORS

Migraines

See a doctor

It doesn't con-cern you

Satanic ritual to invoke Moloch.
t. CERN intern

Why? Who asked for this?

saw a doctor, said it was a 'muscle spasm'

So we can test the standard model of physics. It's about understanding nature more deeply.

Why? I know it is interesting and so on, but so much money and precious time on a hobby... Aren't there more pressing issues that could be addressed with all that capital. I'm not just talking money, but natural resources etc, the lot.

youtu.be/Br0DCEEBplY

>mfw it's fucking true.

WHAT'S GOING ON

Time travel and demon summoning. Nothing you should be worried about.

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Physics goddamnit.
Particle physics experiments in particular.

What the fuck? First C3POs silver leg and now this?

Bunch of crrraaazzyy stuff

lmao never breed brainlet

>6's in the logo
lmao the swiss are opening the gates to hell

Checked

Why ask /pol and not /sci/?