Face it cunts 'straya is the best country of all time, all burgers get fucken

face it cunts 'straya is the best country of all time, all burgers get fucken

Too right matey

yes

Why are you saying your country is the best? You want immigrants?

These days you should say your country suck otherwise you will find alot of Muslims tomorrow

sure. I can't wait until everyone gets sick of moving to California and they go the fuck somewhere else. "fuck off we're full"? we built LA in the fucking desert and kept it up until it was the biggest city by land area in the country! we've been full for a hot minute. everyone needs to leave so I can enjoy muh marin in peace.

cant a cunt be proud of what he has?

thats the logic people in your country say because ur country fucknn suxxxx

who invited the burger

I did

mate, what's the go?

fuckn traitor cunt

Australia is a 7/10 imo.

>best country
>always hot

Suitable for browns and darkies. Snowy countries a best

more like a 11/10 yer shitcunt

fuck of mate no one invited you, dont pretend your any different from burgers

you have to be quiet about it cunt.

Like Chile, they are always saying they suck so no one go there

dont say cunt thats an australian word i did not give you permision to use

I'm not a traitor if I'm not a Human. The Emu's will rule this land.

dead meme is dead
>much like the emus

We lurk beyond your territories. Where Humans cannot handle the Sun. We await the moment that we will reclaim this land.

just a abboniggeral hiding behind an emu alias

cunt cunt cunt cunt

Do not misjudge my warning, Human.

that not an emu, pendejo

Recent satellite image of cuckaroooistan

why are Australian cities such trash?

That is an Emu. How dare you confuse my species.

thats a butthole sir, but of course as a cancuck you woudnt understand the difference

>A

You Humans are disgusting. Canadians are all gay and like fucking each other's anuses.

I know right. Humans can't even live together peacefully.

Everything is great, by muh guns

Emu army is one of the most progressive in the world
General Dromaius Novaehollandiae even allows gays in the ranks

New Zealand has better beer, better environment, better men, it even has better natives. The only thing Australia has is qts.

Cultural appropriation ya scrub

a kiwi cutie also known as sheep

That's a Cassowary you ass.

>mfw an abbo tried to steal me fuel today
>left the cap off
>caught him before he got any
good MY LAAAAND MUUUUUUUUUUUY FUEL

shut the fuck up cunt

and the men are fruits

Australians shitposting other Australians what a glorious word

they choose to go by many pronouns

HAS NOBODY NOTICED MY FUCKING ID YET

The Emus will take over Australia you faggot cunts!

respek his pronouns

how mr emu?

You are going to get a whole lot of fucken aliens living here this century, its ok though they look human (prettier than ur mum) ;)

Truth hurts. I learned to accept the inferiority of New Zealand girls. That's why I'm over here fucking yours.

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top kek, nice one burger

We are preparing many missiles in the Northern Territory. We have isolated bunkers and it would be impossible not only to find us, but stop us. We plan to take down the cities and enslave the rest of the population.

get a job you dole bludging cunts

Australia is a shit cuntry, full of bogan deadshits. Anyone who lives here and says otherwise has never travelled abroad.

Chinks buying out our land
Boomers negative gearing on their investment properties which tax payers are paying off
Corrupt unions killing job sectors
Government is a bunch of retards no matter who you pick
Economic collapse in about 5 years
Universities full of Marxist indoctrination
Multiculti in Melbourne and Sydney

Australia will be great again in 5 years when we kill these leftist and marxist fucks that is slowly killing our country.
Is it even possible to meet a decent woman in Melbourne anymore. Feelsbadman.

So when are you annexing New Zealand then?

fucking abbos

just in NT or everywhere else?

as someone who has traveled europe was just as shit

Just the Northern Territory. We have enough firepower to take control of the entire island.

Oh shit.
Emu's are on pol. They've been fucking watching us and ploting.
Ohhhhhh myyyy godddddddddd

soon, But we need to defeat the growing emu problem first before moving to the sheep shaggers

We're both part of this great continent
So so the fuck up and sit down

Australia = Trailer Park Boys: Tatooine Edition.

A race of goons in a strange galaxy far far away that happens to be full of poisonous cunts.

fuk off were full

nah abbos are subhuman we need to send em all to nt and then cut it off

You better watch your back before I rip your digestive tract out. I can do that because I'm a fucking Emu.

We were here before you!

Best country at being drunk and getting skin cancer, that's it.

STOP STEALING MY FUEL

go back to your igloo cancuck

Australia is a good

no

Where in Europe? Netherlands and Switzerland are the pinnacle of human civilisation. Australians are retarded trailer-trash by comparison. I say this as a born and raised Ausfag.

Reminder.

netherlands is only famous cause of weed and hookers, and we have both here

trips of truth

prove it
we wrote the constitution you are flora and fauna
you guys have no rights just like wattle flowers, gum trees and abos

Never been there, have you champ.

london berlin brussels, amsterdam athens Istanbul

it's a weaponised emu you fucking idiot.

Where in Europe did you go that was the same as say, Cronulla, Frankston or WA in general?

Wew lad, London is the ruin of a once great city inhabited by barbarian troglodytes and scumbag traitors.

>Netherlands and Switzerland are the pinnacle of human civilisation

Only country where some drunk guy asked me where I am from, and then proceeded to compliment my home province' quality of bull semen.

Fucking ranchers

Italty was the most dangerous
Bari i got pick pocketed

luckily stayed in Westminster

at least he knew the provinces of canada. Burgers woudnt be able to point to South Africa on a map

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What? Being cheeky or just abbo posting?

How's your Sunday been lads?

kys mate dont try to counter abbo post me

pretty good mate and u?

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Yeah not bad just trained today otherwise pretty lazy day

Anyone in Melbourne fancy having a meet up and getting a few drinks some time this week? I'm sick of all the Asians and faggots in this city.

>pic extremely unrelated

Fuck your abbos. Stole my Stanly chardonnay goon right in front of me.
Sitting on picnic bench talking to cousin, saw movement behind my shoulder, turned around....
Suddenly a black figure whooshed by, leaving only a faint "fuck you white cunt" and the smell of petrol and piss behind.

Speedy cunts.

We and burgers are pretty much the only anglo countries not completely cucked or being overrun either. Sure burgers is SJW central but the election has given me hope for them.

We're in a particularly advantageous position being isolated by a fucking huge natural border, so we can watch Europe burn and take cautionary measures before the mudslimes come here in droves. We get to witness from a safe distance what happens to our friends abroad, and it sucks, but it at least serves as a demonstration to what happens when you go full retard and open your borders to the third world. For as long as Labs and Greens keep their cuckery out of the picture, we just redirect the muds to offshore detention centers.
Nationalism and anti-Islam are probably more prevalent here than most other places in the world, and I think this is being reflected in recent election cycles too. Here's hoping ALA and One Nation continue to grow in popularity and power.
/blog

LMAO an abboniggeral would do that

I wish we could trade climates. Love me some frost and I fucking hate the heat

>Melbourne
>no Asians
Pick one

ABCs

Aboriginal Butt Cleaners

I fucking love this country.