Most redpilled way to spend $20?

So Sup Forums, my wife just gave me my weekly spending money of $20. What is the most redpilled way that I can spend it this week?

Last week I picked up a copy of the Anarchist Cookbook.

an unprotected blowjob from a black crack hooker

>my wife gave me my weekly spending money of $20
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES

a pair of balls maybe?

also chekem

Bet on sports.

something is happening, but I'm not sure what it is.

give it to me you fucking cuck

all these digits
also
>fuck you and your wife

> red pill me on finances and pulling my own damn weight, Sup Forums!

A gram of weed to smoke and then hopefully realize youre being a cuck to that bitch
Steal all she has in her purse then go buy some crack

a copy of mein kampf from amazon

buy either the nazi translated version, or the stalag version, but I've heard good things about the ford translation as well.

You ruined it, FUCKING LEAF

Collect your weekly gibs and then call a prostitute and fuck her in front of your wife.

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Buy a rake
Or some rope.

huh

>my wife just gave me my weekly spending money of $20.

But a nice present for your bull, and she might give you more money next week.

Cuck 'em

>a copy of mein kampf from amazon

That's only $14.88

>not throwing all that money into bluechip stocks

Its almost like you WANT to be poor user

Why don't any men in my generation work? It's four in the morning and blistering cold where I am. I'm typing this on my phone while I wait in a loading bay for the first truck to pull in and begin unloading. I had a higher paying job as a supervisor and was on my way to a good life after ten years, but I had a setback and accepted a lower paying job. It's better than not trying. I'll work myself back up or die trying. Your not even trying, man.

>my wife just gave me my weekly spending money of $20

look, le anarchist cookbook! So edgy.

nothing in there is really relevant today.

Apparently its very common in japan

It teaches you to make napalm. Far from irrelevant.

Here 20 dollars gets you enough bait and booze to fish a whole night away.

fucking laundry detergent and petrol.

kek

maybe if you buy a couple of bottles of metho and a loaf of bread

Buy 2 $10 bills.

buy your wife's son a lovely gift

2 Japanese anal balls put one in mouth one in ass and every half an hour change them over for best effect ! Good luck user.

>my wife just gave me my weekly spending money of $20

are you serious ? bleach asap !