longest life span in the world

> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class electronics
> world class education
> zero sjw problems
> legally own Sup Forums

Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?

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henlo nippon
helllo you STINKY JAP
go eat a whale ugly

You guys are literally fish nigger monkeys

I went to Japan once a few years ago.

You guys are definitely the master race. When I when walking out there was no garbage anywhere!

> ugliest women in the world

Call me again when you all die of old age nip

Fuck off proxy fag

>Jap
>Good

t. English teacher

nah not really proxy-kun

How's that hakko ichiu going nipfag?

>world class food

It's hard to beat the freshness of your ingredients when you eat things alive

uhh

Stop thinking about race mixing Hanz

But Hitrer-sama himself said the Japs are honoraryans, Satan....

yeah i did some electrical contracting work over there for like 2 years. A lot of them are ugly as fuck it really is a wakeup call from what you see online.

>longest life span in the world
Bullshit, people were leeching from govern's gibmedats when their parents were already dead.
>lowest crime rate in the world
Yakuza has buildings all over the cities, like if they were legal business, nip police don't give a fuck
>world class food
crude fish, wew lads
>world class electronics
keep working in that robotic waifu Hiroshi
>zero sjw problems
hikikomoris and young suicide rates from Mars

2nd best character imo. 1st being Smith of course.

>world class food
>raw fish, soy sauce soup, rice with sea weed, and egg scrambled with rice.

I mean, I like Japan and all but you folks are also ampng the most depressed people in the world with a high amount of abused workers and such

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> still no robowaifus
baka

hnng
would eat her vomit

Fuck off. You live in a nation of anime-fapping slant eyed manlets.

I like you guys. Waifus are best.

Post-Nuke Japan is as based as most of the Empire prior to the 19th century.

Stay that way Japanbros. We need logical good.

>le rising sun maymay
You are like a baby

>have a gigantic problem with the birth to death ratio of population
>invent 2D "wife"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

amine

What's it like knowing that 2D pussy is slowly eradicating your population, Mr. 210th place in fertility rate

>Birthed meme magic into the world
>Took over much of the Pacific
Yeah, bow down to your Emperor

> smallest dicks.

kek

people with 2D waifus have a mental illness. they're no better than trannies.

did someone say anemi?

kinda hard when youre so short.

Worked in Japan for a while. Was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the country.

Outside of the cities the amazing as well.

>2d
>not glorious 3d

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That was a low blow

>3k

Nips are soulless
Jappenkampen are evil

Tell me more about your cuckshed.

>not being so hardworking you work 15 and a half hours per day six days a week

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Start fucking your bitches or there wont be anymore japanese... There is this crazy japanese bitch that streams 24/7 on her ps4 and you say anything nice to her she freaks out starts cussing and spitting and throwing her shit... Coco you fuckers need better social skills or empathy cum in yo bitches

Listen nip, when i look at my country i don't feel good about its strengths (HDI).

Instead i look at its many flaws and feel depressed, you could learn a lesson from me.

>suicide rates
>small dicks
the first one is related to the second

>rampant pornography
>rampant pedophilia
>godless
>criminal past

yuk

>tfw never tried ramen
Why the fuck is every takeaway place mudslime , pooinloo, mao and glorious fish and chips

Absolute kindergarten tier replies.

I just called over two 18 year olds who are going to wash my body with theirs.

Nippon signing out

> world class education
no.

everything else is ok.

Fuck you mate. You nips killed my granddads mates in papua new guinea. Gtfo

Praise nippon

Well while youre mostly right, you missed the point that your society sadly has no interest in reproduction

Better than being replaced

Yup, master race!

We live in a world where this is now a cultural achievement.

>longest life span in the world
90+ years living like a fucking robot
>lowest crime rate in the world
If you don't count war crimes
>world class food
raw fish
>world class education
memorization
>zero sjw problems
except for the gaijin english teachers
>legally owns Sup Forums
You're right there, but not enough to make me bow to a bunch of fucking nips

>Recalls ambassador because we build a memorial to remind us that you guys raped our women and invaded our country.

Yeah... How about you apologize for fucking over most of S.E Asia a generation ago instead of pretending like it never happened. Fucking Japs.

I prefer Chinese cuisine over Japanese.

The world's most affordable michelin restaurant serves these dumplings. they have that magic balance between affordable, easy to make, visually delicious and tasty.