School shootings now have become a profitable market in burgerstan

School shootings now have become a profitable market in burgerstan.

Mass hysteria is apparently the proper response to mass shootings.

I wonder (((why)))?

Kinda like how rape whistles have become a profitable thing in Germany

>be gun maker
>fight to keep AR15s in schools
>shootings get worse
>start making door stops as well
>school shooter shows up for killin
>old lady puts her door stop down
>shooter kicks wooden door in
>continues shooting
>everyone dies
>gun makers profit bigly

murica and the free market my dudes

What about... you know, keys? to lock the door

what now?

just give teachers shotguns

...

um yea OR we could just make guns illegal
dumbasses

Nah man, we are save with one arm length distance to any perpetrator. Or if necessary, we just say, "NO!" Don't do that.

if only the evil nra would allow us to, but they are just too greedy and like dead children too much :(

>put them on the outside before you begin trying to get the high score
gg wp no re

>wooden doors
Might work with steel doors but wood is just wood...

>not just shooting through the door

>200 school shooting since 2013
wat, every time a nig pops another nig in a hallway it's counted same as sandy hook now ?

Didn't realize those also made doors bulletproof.
Americans, what are the inner walls of your schools made out of, is it drywall like your houses or cinderblock or what? Because a shooter can just open up on the wall and get most everyone inside

A shooting even with 0 injuries and 0 deaths is considered a shooting now.

>protect yourself from your own armed blood thirsty children

usually cinderblocks where i am at

All schools I've been to are made from brick/cinderblock. Never seen a wooden school now that I think about it

This isn't the movies, firing a gun at a door or lock close up is a bad idea.

>This isn't the movies, firing a gun at a door or lock close up is a bad idea.
not if you want to get through the door

Well it'll work if the shooter only has a handgun, cinderblock is good for up to .45, a rifle will go right through it though unless i.s .22.

They're surprisingly good at stopping 12 gauge slugs too.

>obviously this is just from casual observations

IF the shooter brought some proper funs, everybodies fucked.

Cinder block where I'm from but my uni it's like part cinder block part drywall

Public buildings in UK are fitted with one hour fire doors. Its a solid wooden door. Trust me, you're not going to kick one in or off its hinges they're heavy and solid.

>Not having the right to defend yourself at all

...

Those doors have a wooden facade. Almost all of them have a metal core which is rated to withstand a fire for at least 30 minutes

ok, makes sense since according to those numbers school shootings are a weekly thing now
>De'Marcus Shantell Washington was busted with loaded handgun when walking through his ̶j̶u̶v̶e̶n̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶r̶r̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ schools metal detectors
>BREAKING NEWS: deadly school shooting prevented !

We need to be more like Afghanistan and Iraq, both of which haven't had a mass shooting in over 20 years. Really makes you think.

They're all cinderblock

Americans are so fucking dumb its mindboogling

>Mah guns are a right!

>Who cares if criminals have easier access to them

>Guns dont kill people, people kill people

>But what about the mentally unstable? Imagine if we had better healthcare we could treat them and...

>WHAT? THATS COMMUNISM!!!!!

>We could also make a better social security system that would allow

>NOOOOOOO THATS SHIT THAT SOCIALISM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Schlomo comes in and says:
>Thats right fello American i have an idea, instead banning guns let me sell you protaction against it *rubbing hands*


And now lets think hat a school shooter woud do:

>Go to school
>Have automatic weapon with you because lol america
>Pull the fire alarm
>Wait unil everybody is out
>Start shooting

America, not even once

wouldn't they just cut the the wooden door to pieces with a shotgun?

Of course they are. Sandy Hook was a £60bn pa contract ad for this sort of thing.

The more you look into things the more the world reveals itself to be anything but what we think it is. It's a mafia playground, with little groups vying for more and more ridiculous money grabs. From the Law Society down, even. Everybody gets their cut but you.

>Guns dont kill people, people kill people
Guns don't kill people, niggers kill people.

>It's a mafia playground
It's the glorious, divine democratic capitalism.

Yankees even supported the mafia in Italy against Mussolini.
It's like they never learn giving small groups weapons only leads to shit.

Most public schools here are built using the same raw materials as our prisons.

The product is to limit casualties. Not stop the threat. Which a gun would be perfect from stopping the threat but America is so fucked up right now they don't want any in schools.

>burgers are so scared of their own kids that their classroom doors dont have a window

Clever tools though

I can still fire against the door and kill people

>sacrificing all the students in the classroom to save the rest of the school
br00tal

Ah good old capitalism, feels good to be free

Same as when a shitskin goes into a drughouse and shoots 3 people it's counted as a "mass shooting". Then you will see some dumb white liberal on Twitter saying "There have been 15 mass shootings already this year Smh" and implying it's all random schools, malls, completely innocent people in those statistics because that's what "mass shootings" means to the average person.

>free
Go place a bet on the NFL games today on a betting website...oh wait we cant because we aren't allowed to.

>invisible hands strike again

>What is tor
>what is offshore betting
>what is cash betting

Institutionalizing someone against their will when they haven't committed a crime is extremely difficult to do if not illegal.

>free to be exploited

Why can't i do it without those user? Its almost like we live in a non free country.

>not just using a belt

How about just installing locks on doors you retards

The free market fixed it

Yes you can. Companies just can't knowingly make electronic transfers online. Plenty(not all) of major online betting companies will let you bet with a US address. There's plenty of easy workarounds like sending you a check from a Canadian bank.

What are parlay cards? What are workplace money pools? Have you seriously never fleeced your co-workers before?

also
>everyone locks themselves in the school
>start a fire
>everyone is trapped inside and burns to death

What will you do, now that patents and production are safely located in Burgerstan?

Or will you simply buy Barracuda Lube™?

But user you agree we can't LEGALLY bet because we are not free.

So are you a communist?

Teachers aren't allowed to have keys because they steal too much shit if they do.

>this is how liberals think gun laws work

I like when the US makes something unenforcably illegal, because then they can't get their grubby hands on a cut. Otherwise, they would just tax and or regulate the shit out of it indirectly somehow like they do with everything else.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT I HOPE YOU GROW A TUMOUR IN YOUR LEFT NUT YOU TWAT

That's bad as fuck.
I want some of that stuff for my door!

ehh at least this could actually work, not like those ballistic blankets sold by those kikes

you cant pass through Barracuda System like this

and who would have that key to those locks? you would be fucked if there were noone with the key around

Not just a profitable market but an innovation that could also help those in places around the world where they REALLY don't like the idea of education.

Pretty much. There was a school shooting in my neighborhood about a year ago. A dumb negress had a loaded pistol in her backpack, it fell out, and then discharged into her leg.

Nice get friend.

assmad teacher detected.
Leave the handling the keys to us professionals

Armed teachers.

It's the only answer.
Make them take a psychological test every 6 months if you are that worried that the people teaching your children might snap and murder them.

digits confirm

niggers

>mad man running around your building with a gun
>quick lets hide in one room and not evacuate

Not having the need to

...

You don't need to pass through, just make a hole big enough to point your gun through

Man, i wonder what would work better at preventing casualties than locking 30 children inside a room with a flimsy door. Its not like rifle rounds can penetrate a door or window and still manage to kill someone

>wood can withstand fire for one hour

user, I...

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>fight to keep ar15s in schools

Lolwut?

Psychological tests do not work. Every cop who has done something bad has passed a psych test to get hired.

A standard deadbolt will hold an intruder back if the door is sturdy enough (like all school doors are, heavy hardwood or metal), this is a fucking scam.

wtf did he think the madman would stop?

Gun free zone bro!

Serious question.
Why not arm your teachers?

>not 100% accurate

>therefore doesn't work

???

>School shooting begins
>Teachers begin locking down their rooms
>Tons of students left out in the open
>Unable to get in classrooms because they've been barracuda'd
>Mass hysteria spreads and a stampede of students occurs as hundreds of students are unable to duck into classrooms for safety
>Not only are dozens of students killed by the shooter who is able to easily mow them down in the hallways, but many more are killed in the stampede
>But at least the ones in the classrooms were safe
>Barracuda'd

Theyre pretty much only good for filtering out the pvt pyle tier loons.

>Shoots twice in the hallway
>Everybody locks up the doors
>Sets school on fire
>????
>New highscore

Why not improve them then instead of getting rid of them?

>kicks door in

Maybe in your 3rd world country

Can you personally detect hidden mental illness over a 20 minute conversation? People go their entire lives learning to hide these things from people. Theres no way to detect them with a short test

>let's jump from 3rd floor and break both legs and spine or let's run through corridors that work like a shooting gallery

Also that is not an issue. Whenever there's a bad goy with a gun, there must be a good goy with a gun near.

Why would you shoot a school?

By that argument NOBODY should be allowed to have a gun because everyone can be crazy.

I like your style, Mario.

Enjoy getting raped by migrates