Fuck this shit

>It's -25 c right now outside in Moscow.
>It was -36 c previous night in suburbs of Moscow.
Oh lord, deliver me from this frozen hell.

Winter has come to reap lives, it's time to die.
/BORN2DIE/

How do you snow niggers survive that?

Pants tucked in boots, tanktop tucked in pants, sweater tucked in gloves, scarf tucked in jacket and beanie. Enough to last less than 5 minutes out there.
How do russians really do it?!

>How do you snow niggers survive that?
Well, even if that widely known that russians are good to deal with cold, my problem is that my whole family, in opposite, is good to deal with heat, and I am also have a 25% of Azerbaijan blood, so I am kinda 75% heat resistent, but I am fat so it's not true. -10/+20 c is temperature of my ultimate comfort, so actually I am dying right here.
So, to survive you need sub-clothes, to wear them below your actual clothes. Also you need to regulary test your body with extrime cold to temper your organism to react on cold normally. You need to walk, you need to move, always, or you gonna fucking freeze. You need to drink hot liquids (NOT LIQUER) and also eat only hot food.
Also, you need a thermo-isolated place to sleep. There is pretty windy in my flat right now so I am literally dying from cold at night when there is 22 c inside.

Also, summer comes and then there is fucking +30 in Moscow downtown and +40 in suburbs.
Autumn is fucking hot in suburbs too. I dunno why, must be some climatic anomaly.
For someone who is fat, these temperatures feels like somebody just put you in hot shower and don't allow you to open door for, like, fucking hours.

-3 with wind, hail and rain.
Windchill making it feel like -11c.

Not as bad but everyday here is rainy, foggy, cloudy and windy. Everyone here get seasonal depression.

>when the global warming hits hard

that sounds aids, I'd rather be cold desu, the heat is fucking awful here

-46° in northern Sweden the past week, I love it

You have Natalia.

you can save some kittens from this hellish weather, at least

capture them and bring them into your place, give them blankets and warm milk

you can save the kittens, ruskii-bro

>10+ on new years eve
>g-guys global warming is here
>-20 a couple of days later
Global warmers BTFO

She is living in Crimea. And Crimea is like a damn Italy or Spain. This is why, actually, we capture that place. Crimea was the most popular place to spent your vacancy before Ukraine stole it from us.

Commieblocks protcts us from harsh winds.

She's in Moscow now.

Serious question, why the fuck do you people, Canadians included, live in the Arctic? There are warmer places, not Australia as such but southern Europe and Africa have nice climates.

>tfw only -13 c here
Feels good man

Yeah!

Fucking Canadians stole our rightful hockey rinks! We NEED TO TAKE BACK OUR LAND!

Even fucking window is frozen.

Convert and do a allya!!!!!

Look at picture. Temeperature increases.

lol..
i read that post with a russian accent

Do women wear boots and gloves?

I'd live in a cold country just for that.

>muh fetishes

No it's not, it's litterally frozen hell outside.

>Russian flag
>From Moscow
>Complaining about cold
t. Ahmed Muhammedovich Ogly

Russian winter in nutshell.

You asked for it, now enjoy the breeze. You know, it's nice to chill out sometimes.

Russian summer in nutshell.
Also, there is fucking steppes on south and fucking planes on north and east, so it's fucking hot outside cities.

It dropped down to 3 C here in Florida last night, brrrrr

WAKE ME UP

After a while you like it, it's incredibly /comfy/, also the climate is more enjoyable since you appreciate the summers more. Although only 4 hours of sun each day isn't that fun

lol your country sounds fucked

Thanks based temperate climate

I don't give a fuck unless it's also humid and windy.
If the air is dry and there is no wind then put on another layer and stop being a pussy.

It is - 20 c in Central Ontario right now where I live.

It's a comfy 10C here :^)

golfstream ended soon ahahahaha, frozen anglo look funny

Fuck it, man. Time to get drunk!
Is Irish whiskey any good?

Irish coffee I mean

>stop being a pussy
No you.

Why does she have fangs?

-22 here, dont cry
your ancestors fight in -40 under stalingrad aganist germans

It sometimes get's down to 15c here in winter. I even need to put a tshirt on sometimes.

20C at night, 30C during the day. I love tropical weather.

Have you considered not being fat, for starters?

Actually pretty nice outside, whats your problem?
*sipping Icetea*

i have spiders brrrr
tranny too

shit... that looks expensive if you ask me; all those buckled roads, burst pipes and shit.

i prefer glintwine

>stalingrad
>-40

nice bait, but nah

>666
Satan wills my cold for sure.
I was born in Moscow, but about 1/4 of my blood is not glorious slavic blood, so I am dying here.

-17C over here, it's been snowing for three days non-stop

>mfw we'll have -30 on Tuesday morning

Enjoy the Arctic cold wave, refugee scum

>lives near the arctic.
>gets arctic temperatures

You're not getting the point, I know from experience that -2 in the UK is far worse than -13 in say Slovakia where the air is dry and the surrounding mountains block the wind.

but muh global warming

Look at my map and suck a dick. It's always above 90% humidity.

You're right. Cold is cool. Makes your brain works faster whithout overheating. Just like copmputer processor.

It's -21 right now in Ottawa.
Going down to -24 tonight.

Gold coast here, we get down to single digits at night in winter but the days are glorious, low 20's and clear blue sky. Summer sucks though, high 20's and humid as fuck.

obama gone, global warming too

>whenever i got my village (Peak of mt gramos) we literally freeze to death since winters are -15 to -45 F

More like soggy anglo lad

>Schools and airports are closed in the UK if more than 10 cm of snow falls in one night
>meanwhile, in Romania, kids go to school on -30C and 1m of snow (urban)

Get fucked, your country is made out of pussies. I would laugh my ass off whenever my Uni in England got closed due to meme-snowfalls.

>nordic
>turkey
I don't understand this meme.

Hongcouver Chink.

she sucks blood so she can transform into other people

Oh fuck don't wake HIM up.

kek then I hope you enjoy freezing to death bro ;^)

That's ridiculous.
Delete it.

>mfw he only complains about Turkey being there

Sounds about right

What are you complaining nigger It's 40C here.
I'm literally boiling.

HE COMES

>before Ukraine stole it from us

Is this what they teach you people in school?

PLS NO
FUCKING FINNS RUINS ANOTHER THREAD

>your country is made out of pussies

Your country is made out of gypsies, whose internet are you stealing?

>Coldest night in Moscow in 125 years
>Haven't had heating for 30 hours because of pipeline burst

i am so grateful i was born in this shithole

Yep. Fuck off back to your small homeland of israel, cunt.

Internet belongs to Finland.

Read history of Crimea, fool. It is land of greeks and ancient slavs, not fucking ukraine turks land.

A E S T H E T I C

russians were made to suffer

...

You're thinking Thailand ruskibro.

>1/4 of my blood is not glorious slavic blood, so I am dying here.
you mean non European, didnt hear Swedes or Poles complaining....
Woul happen In Germany too by that sort of weather-conditions.
*NOT RUSSIAS FAULT*

It hit 28 F in Tampa, FL this morning. I went swimming in my pool literally 9 days ago. This is the coldest it has gotten here in several years and by the end of the week we will probably be back in the 80s. Gotta love my swamp

I'll trade you for our summer heat wave m8. Just wear some thermals and wear some trackies under your pants if need be.

Winter is much better than a scorching summer.

>whose internet are you stealing?
>types that on his modem internet connection that goes at the unbelievable speed of 150kb/s

Keep being delusional, fellow Paki, whilst I torrent movies and games at 30 mb/s. Oh wait, you don't know what a torrent is?

British Internet is like British dental hygiene: mysterious and full of holes

-25 isn't special. -30 is approaching cold. I don't know what you're complaining about.

>he can't handle this kind of temperature

>F
I can't understand that shit. Use celsium pls.

how do you survive?
or are you at a friend's place

Frozen hell is best hell

We have +45ºC in summer

I had a blast in Finland at -27 sleeping in a tent.

yes... yes

> And Crimea is like a damn Italy or Spain.
It`s actually like Geneva or Bordeaux.

Top comfy.

By hot baths and A/C which isn't supposed to be used in temperatures below -15
hope it won't fall apart

>Gold coast here, we get down to single digits at night in winter but the days are glorious, low 20's and clear blue sky. Summer sucks though, high 20's and humid as fuck.


low 20s C = 69 F

high 20s C = 84 F

single digits assume 8 C = 46 F

SOFT CUNT DETECTED.

It's been a super mild winter for the second year in a row. I don't even have to wear gloves when I'm shoveling snow.

Windows are frozen shut with ice on the inside too, but that's not special since why the fuck would I be opening windows?

>US West Coast
>It will never fucking snow here for more than a few hours ever again.
We used to have nice month-long snow seasons. Now it's all fucking gone.

and comfy +22 at home

That looks like the headquarters of a 90s batman villain.