Norway can`t into wood stacking

>Be Norwegian
>Stack Wood
>National Outrage,

Why can`t Norwegians stack wood?

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Stack it? They can't stop sucking it!

What a loser, my wood is stacked flawlessly.

>logged

No wonder Scandinavian countries are full of edgy black metal fags.

TV shows about firewood? It's a call for help.

man Norwegians really are autistic snow monkeys

Seems like good enterrain ment.
What show is it and where can I watch it?

This level of autism hasn't been seen on centuries

Norweigan autism really kicks in

>tfw shitposting on a Norwegian wood stacking forum

Which way is it supposed to be stacked?

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stop watching (((television)))

The fuck is a programme?

Why can't anyone spell anymore?

8/8 m8

definition of first world problems

It's Iike the whole country is autistic

must be envious down there in the third word ayy muhammad?

This. How DO you stack wood?

Well, at least we're still allowed to stack wood. In our progressive neighbor country of Sweden, wood stacking is seen as racist as it hinders integration.

Post pic or we have you sued you fuck.

Actually a smart ruse by a US citizen. This is surely going to trick some anons.

>Logged
>alight
>burning
>splitting
Norway needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth.

You missed "sparks".

>first world
>burning wood

Aww yes, a fucking WOOD thread!

I got this book as a gift a few years ago, apparently its full of fascism and rascism.
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Do any one else on Sup Forums burn the white mans fuel? aka the stackable Hitler

>Published: 17:39 GMT, 21 February 2013

Good job on finding old crap.

Is stacking wood a past time or why are they stacking wood?

Is that axe good? I meed a good splitting axe.

>First world
>اللاجئين استيراد بالملايين

>the stackable Hitler

We seem to love "minute for minute TV"
> Hurtigruten mfm
> Norwegian Railway mfm
> Knitting mfm
And now woodatacking mfm..

If you are stacking outside the bark goes upwards.

Please explain what this hysteria is?

TOP KEK, M8!

>(((Jonas Engman)))

isn`t this the jew nigger that said Sweden's Winter festival is too Swedish?

It tried watching it, even though the wood was stacked wrong. I only lasted 3 hours. Fucking shit program.

Lucky for me, they was airing the rerun of this
on another channel, so the evening wasn't completely trash. youtube.com/watch?v=acE1yzJGmcA

Norwegians confirmed for most autistic country

To do: 1.Travel to norway and start stacking wood with the bark facing down.
2.Watch the ensuing carnage and riots.
3.????
4.Profit!

Under an aluminum roof.

Well, adequate heat is a pretty damn important thing, especially in colder countries. Norway is cold, isn't it?

It's better than Muzzies and Jews [and Slavs] that just use gas.

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Is this that comfy af Slow TV that's all over my netflix?

Once watched half a dozen middle aged Norwegian woman knit for 6 hours.

Truly this is the best timeline.

You will burn on that woodpile

FPBP

>white people

>It tried watching it, even though the wood was stacked wrong.

How the FUCK is it supposed to be stacked you autistic Viking?

Yes. This is the most pressing of Norways problems.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pmdou1ziOK8
Why is Norwegian tv such shit?

Electricity is expensive as fuck in Norway (like everything else). So heating with wood is still a viable and cheap option.

Does the bark has to point down? Why is it important?

That's hot.

Natural gas heating is red pilled

So how should it be stacked?

wtf i hate wood now

fiskars is the best

buy Finnish products!

a million keks

You just fucking stack it and try to contain your autism

Bark is supposed to be upwards to keep water out of the wood grain.

STACKING WOOD IS RACIST

>Why is Norwegian tv such shit?
Because its owned by the government. And none expects government workers to do anything.

buy Gränsfors axes instead

The point of stacking it with the bark up is that it sucks up less water?

>"minute for minute TV"
Soeren Ryge did it first.

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>Does the bark has to point down? Why is it important?
I live in the country my family has burned wood for fuel since i was born, i have never heard any one talking about how important it is for the bark to be in a specific way. I also haven't read the entire book so i don't know if its in there.

Can't see how that matters at all, what matters is seasoning and much moisture is in the wood. Both for burning and ease of splitting. Other then that you just stack the wood so it dries and doesn't fall over.

Fiskars products are top notch and basically indestructible

Good book

>“Nobody likes being alone that much. I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all. It just leads to disappointment. ”

One of us, one of us

>buy Gränsfors axes instead
They are obviously superior, but they also cost.

I got a gränsfors hatchet, its nice as fuck. Going to pass it along to my son when he comes of age.

makes sense.

>tfw no chimney
how am i supposed to get comfy

>seasoning
The fuck does that mean?
You put salt and pepper on it?

Really nice

I want to move out to the country so I can have my own cozy house and chop wood

It means letting it dry out so it burns better

Noice trips

Why does it matter though
In america we just dump it into the ring

Here you go, tripwaster
lmgtfy.com/?q=seasoning

> Isn't it good?

No, you stacked it wrong idiot

Wasted trips.

Stack it the wrong way and it won't dry properly. Basicly the dude had put 0 points in wood stacking while living in a climate in which you need atleast 20 points to survive. He was a fucking noob and the norws got rightfully angry at his stupidity. It's like an American didn't know how to start his rascal or how to order at McDonalds. How would they survive?

Electircity is actully really cheap in Norway, why do you talk about shit u dont know? Swede with proxy detected

>The point of stacking it with the bark up is that it sucks up less water?
That makes sense, the bark is the protective layer of the tree after all. But why wouldn't you cover it with a roof or at least a tarp?

Burn wood in a pit outside at night with some chairs around. Comfy as fuck and the smoke keeps away the flies that I assume infest your country

So it dry properly

>STACKING WOOD IS RACIST

Even if you do cover it you still get moister in it/already got it. Bark up so it can dry correctly, also dont stack to tight or it won't air dry.

It also helps it dry faster. Wood is a porous material if you dont treat it, and in addition to evaporation the grain being down will allow the water to slowly drip down through instead of pooling at the bark.

r8 my stack

Reminds me of the Lolocaust.

Except his stack actually happend

>op makes a thread about a big bundle of sticks
Really makes me think

> the stackable Hitler

Except that abomination of a stack shouldn't have happened.

r8 my stack

kekk

I too though the thumbnail was a stack of the dead.

IIIIII ONCE HAD A GIRL OR SHOULD I SAY SHE ONCE HAD ME!

If you place wood in a way where rain can fall at it straight from above you've already made a mistake to beginn with.

Maybe compared to certain other countries, but we sell our clean energy to the rest of europe at a premium and buy "dirty" electricity in return, then taxes and shit are added and voila, the gubbermints makes a fuckton of money on a cheap resource.

The only way to get electricity at anything close to the real cost is by having some of your land taken for use in hydroelectricity, and then the district has to choose to give that discounted electricity to its residents instead of selling it to others for a profit.

judging by your flag I take it you'd rather burn coal

Can you sell your own electricity to the grid in Norway?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA