Ladies and gentleman, the first lady of the United States of America (aka, The new Soviet Russia).
Ladies and gentleman, the first lady of the United States of America (aka, The new Soviet Russia)
Colton Lewis
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Nolan Gutierrez
She's not attractive
Trump needs to dump her and get some new poon
Camden Miller
but hurt nignog detected
michelle is a man
Nolan Sullivan
Melania kinda looks like one too
Lucas Wood
I never said Michelle was remotely attractive
Melania isnt either though. I think Trump should get an asian wife now
Nolan Baker
He's right tho. Drumpf really has a shit taste in women look at Maples. The most attractive FLOTUS was Hilldawg in her MILF age.
Colton Miller
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Brody Howard
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Dylan Perry
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Isaac Perry
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Aiden Thompson
Muh dick
Brandon Robinson
digitally signed
Isaiah Gomez
ladies and gentlemen, timid hyperbole.
Jackson Ward
Post moar MILF Hillary
Wyatt Cruz
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Kevin Bennett
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Alexander Powell
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Andrew Davis
>there's a meeting between Trump and Trudeau, Trudeau is told their families are meeting
>the Trudeau family flies over to the white house to meet with Trump
>the white house has all the windows boarded up, is in a state of disrepair, an old mercedes is sitting outside on cinder blocks, missing it's wheels
>youtube.com
>Trudeau walks inside with his white, traditional family and sees Melania Trump
>she is squatted in the front entrance of the dark building, only a few oil lamps and candles light it
>she is hunched over with a bottle of Trump brand vodka and a cigararette, wearing a blue nike tracksuit
>Trudeau approaches her, "It's great to meet you Melania, where are your children?"
>Melania takes a swig of vodka and says "You mean my husbands, sons?"
>a squirrel runs across the floor and she begins chasing it with another broken bottle
>Trudeau makes it into the oval office, his family cowering behind him
>he cracks open the door
>a roaring fire is in the middle of the room, chairs and furniture it's timber
>by it are Trump and Putin, nude on a bear skin rug
>Trudeau hurries out, hearing a muffled ""I guarantee you, there’s no problem, I guarantee you."
Adrian Bailey
Here younger
Jordan Rodriguez
what disgusting yellow teeth, how do you get that and not smoke fuck im sick
Charles Mitchell
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Nathan Bennett
Nice
Nolan Rivera
Before the plastic, botox etc.
Benjamin Ward
Kys
Chase James
Make the presidential bedroom great again.
Aiden Howard
Dat boi
Welcome to our new First Slovenian Whore
Asher Morales
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Chase Campbell
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Gabriel Ross
Noah Flores
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Isaiah Butler
Why the fuck did she do that? Looked much better before.
Noah Roberts
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Gavin Cook
>Slovenia
>USSR
Leafnigger can't into geography or history.
Cooper Richardson
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Jackson Richardson
She got fired from her law firm because of ethics violations. Holy shit how shitty of a person do you have to be that a bunch of jew lawyers think your are unethical
Dylan Morgan
She was a real fucking milf back then
Logan Lee
Fuck, get out gramps
Joshua Lopez
>27 images
>Not a single attractive first lady was posted
Mason Davis
>Hillary will never be your highschool gf
James Murphy
achmed, i know you like goats but this is ridiculous
Christian Sanchez
Michael could rub his aids dick all over their face, personally, and they would still say "she's a beautiful and smart woman" because they're programmed. Obama could admit that he was born in Kenya and it wouldn't matter. People would claim to take action or known it all along but we all doubted God Emperor Trump. No one expected him to be truly blessed by Kek. No one but his most faithful followers which are few.
Trump will make America the greatest. Russia did not hack the election. Hillary will not see 2018.
Blake Rodriguez
She was ugly, even back in high school. The only people that think she was ever attractive are child molesters. Beggars can't be choosers, right?
Christopher Adams
>she will never be this attractive ever again
>thinks because someone was average looking for an incredibly limited amount of time, that makes up for everything else
Your dedication is built upon mental instability and infatuation with the past. You're worse than the supposed racists.
Daniel Torres
We will know if Kek is truly on our side the exact moment Paul Ryan becomes a Trumpist
Julian Hall
Hilldawg more attractive than JFK's main squeeze? Dude...
John Morris
Dude we don't care about her politics here right now. Back to /r/the_donald
Andrew Martinez
Michelle Obama is more of a woman than you pathetic white boys will ever be.
Dominic Wood
what the fucvk
i am definitely not voting for trump now
Jace Wood
>Shitposting waifu shit
>Tells me to go back to a site for autists
Okay, auti. +1 for ironic critiwitticism.
Reporting thread for being off topic and unpolitical.
She wears a dress and doesn't even have a bigger piece than me, man.
Josiah Morales
Would
John White
she looks a bit ayy lmao to be honest
Chase Thompson
She was pretty hot at times. Still a horrible cunt.
Oliver Garcia
Now for some boner killers
Xavier Edwards
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Ryder Taylor
Ladies and gentleman.. err.. Canuck. There is a small part in your head called brain. Use it before you die of ignorance.
Andrew Howard
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Noah Torres
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Thomas Peterson
why does she always look so confused??
Jace Young
That's after she sold her soul, she looked good before that.
They even managed to doll her up really good in one of the debates against Donald, the one where she's dressed in red.
Carson Green
She looks like some uncanny valley shit. Fake tits and fake face. Why can't any of the first ladies be certified MILFs?
Adam Rodriguez
i dont know what it is about eastern block bitches but they all have that look like they're plotting to murder someone and i find it unbelievably hot.