Shalom, goyim! I am volunteering at the Circumsized Circlejerk today. What should I do? AMA

Shalom, goyim! I am volunteering at the Circumsized Circlejerk today. What should I do? AMA

(They think I am a fellow (((Stein))))

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remind them hitler did nothing wrong

Pinky in stinky pooh

Smear it under your upper lip and take a photo

better than CAIR

Sieg Heil in front of everyone

Become good friends with all the jews and share tactics on how to scam stupid goys.

>. What should I do?
kys

Oy vey!

Start dropping change in various places, film (((them))) try to pick it up

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>posts picture of left thumb that has a prominent scar on it
>posts to pol from his phone inside a jew headquarters
>thinks mossad doesn't already know who he is

good luck in whatever mossad blacksite you end up at, friend

No change on me- and I don't want to start a brawl

OP is confirmed dead. So much potential wasted.
If he lives, tell him to spy. Figure out what's up and ask questions but don't get caught.

Refer to "the plan." See if they know

You fucked up bro.

That spot on your thumb will give you away when you get there and they make everyone show their hands.

They will ID you faster than a Hassidic Rabbi at a birthday party for Hitler.

I will not out myself for as long as possible. We just got briefed on how to extract jewce from the goyim

Sharpie in pooper

Download fart button app, start playing it loudly, make jokes about being gassed

LMAO

How? Really? Tell us the secrets?

Better yet, wear hitler uniform under your suit.

Then take off your suit and go around yelling,

"Start Up the Ovens", "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong", etc..

lmao

We're to smile and be pleasant, and send people who ask ((questions)) to our (((superiors))) in a side room

I'm not shaking anyone's hand with my left hand, goyim.

>volunteer

you are the cancer.

Only way to win is to Jew the Jews.

Leave a map of Palestine nearby. Shit will hit the fan.

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We da joos now

Do a social experiement. Tell half your Jewish. Tell the other half your not. Record their feedback.

Full retard.

Where can I get one?

Oy Vey!

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List of countries which recognize palestine:
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fixed it

Mine is better

Talk to people about war with Russia. Pretend you are for it. Find out what those dirty kikes are up to and report back.

Leeches.

They're coming, I have to lay low for a while. Shalom!

Nice. Now that you're part of the inside track, casually ask everyone there where they stash their jew gold and then let us know.

what an idiot.....do you think Mossad did not already discover your post?

good luck!

Remember to complain and whine a lot.

Print this pic and pass it out

Last pic before event begins. Standing guard for ((patrons)) and escorting to their seats. Can't take any more pictures without Mossad finding me!

>discover his 6 gorillion weird tricks

>Picture of the US Capitol
>Caption "Share Power"

WTF. They really think they are entitled to tell the US Government how to behave.

Yea, it's pretty bad. Also, (((they))) are all around me, so I can't look suspicious. Can't post for a while.

Do you realize how dangerous Sup Forums is? We are going to face a day of reckoning someday when the governments and elites get sick of us. We are infiltrating many organizations and everyone who comes here joins us. We are like the blob, the more shit you throw at us the bigger blob of shit we become and we are stinking up the world. We are changing the world with our propaganda and tactics. They fear us, we made the most powerful crime politician conglomerate bend at the knee and go crazy over nazi frogs. A storm is coming, our anominitity is at risk, we are like the secret brotherhoods that have existed over the ages where are people infiltrate and subvert groups without them knowing. We must be vigilant.

who is the cute blondie?

>that blonde

wtf i love jews now!

Keep notes of the most outrageous things said in conversations.

>not subverting the jew

This man is doing good work.

Start going on anti-goyim rants, make the non-Jews in the conference feel uncomfortable while talking about God's chosen land

Wonder how much shekels they pocket from it.

The best part is that there's no way to attack us. We're like a blob of toxic goo, there is no head to severe, there is no body to harm. Ghosts on the wire that can never be touched

>no head to severe
>severe

That would have been so much more badass without the typo.

A loyal Israeli just thanked me for my service and told me the keynote will reveal a lot of their 2017 (((policy)))

Shit put the camera down, security dude on the right is getting suspicious of your activities.

FPBP

this or kys

Punching smoke. That's one of the reasons the alt right tag is dangerous. It provides something concrete to attack.

yeah goyim..... be afraid of the BIG JEWISH NOSE

Is this in Australia?

Sorry, my phone is retarded

Update: the guards are starting to glare at me

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Go silent. Report later.

>Super glue a quarter to the sidewalk outside a ((((deli))))
>Chill in the shadows with ((((iphone)))) recording
????
>profit

Spit on all the golden globe statues so we can laugh when celebs touch them

This.

Good idea. This place is crawling with ((them)). I'll try to get as much info as I can

>there's no way to attack us
Hate speech laws. We have the 1st Amendment, but it's perfectly possible for the a Judge to weasel in a an interpretation, one that basically means "we're going to violate it but claim we aren't". 2A and 4A are good examples of this. Both have been gutted. Most of the other Western countries have hate speech laws that criminalize speech from Nationalities(eg 'Paki' in the UK) to alternate historical interpretations(Holocaust denial). Labels and opinions can be banned, and they are banned in Europe. Here in the USA there's a kind of social hegemony of left wingers that make certain words and ideas de-facto banned.

Bumping for based Goy, may they never inspect his dick. Report when you can, son.

>implying OP isn't jewing us pretending to be an undercover goy

nice try shlomo

They always rule in favor of free speech, there is so much precedent on this, it would be basically impossible to overturn. It would take an amendment at this point, extremely unlikely.

>fill pockets with pennies
>throw a fistful of pennies up in the air
>laugh as the kikes scramble for muh shekels

Remind them it's important to never forget the 200,000 Jews who died in the Holocaust.

are you dead yet

I swear to Xenu you better not be getting Blacksite'd, OP.

Event just began, closed to press and volunteers. I have been escorted to a side room, and we are waiting on a (((kosher))) dinner.

Here's what I've gathered:
1. Everyone is selling off their Mexican assets. Something big is happening
2. The new administration (((understands))) the sacred us-Israeli alliance
3. The policy meeting this march in DC will have a lot of new (((plans)))

I can't report on the current state, but I think I'm going to have nose nightmares tonight.

There's free alcohol for the non-goys, so I saw a lot of people talking about their new influence in the u.s govt. I can reply more freely now.

so they're talking about nothing? wew.
if I got called to a meeting to discuss nothing i'd be a little salt

How big is the event? Can you guess how many attendees there are?

Around 500.

I gotta ask, why the fuck are you even there in the first place? How did you even get to attend? Is it a very exclusive event?

> Option A: False Flag
Go full Zionist and live-stream the rabbis laughing and clapping to vivid descriptions of White Genocide.

Bring along a doll to describe the "blood libel" ritual.

> Option B: Demoralization
Find a Jewish doctor to partner with, and sell foreskin restoration surgeries to all the Jews.

>2. The new administration (((understands))) the sacred us-Israeli alliance

i really hope Trump has some secret plan to BTTFO

If America abandon Israel as an ally in middle east, they have to rely on Saudi even more. In my opinion Saudi is more evil and US should break tie with them, so by that logic if US still want an ally they have to cooperate more with Israel.

>implying we need an ally in the middle east

Yeah, super useful for us.

Fundraising event. I was invited by a (((friend)))

america doesn't need an ally in the middle east

Get the fuck out middle east then.

I thought the burgers ally in the middle east was ISIS? Or am I missing something.

if we do, we get to deport every shitskin muslim in america in one day, do we have a deal?

Would love to, but schlomos won't let us.

No we do not, because that is up to USA's domestic politics, you imbecile.

Or maybe because you actually need the oil from the middle east.

Last post for the night. I listened in to a speech crying for donations before (((they))) told me that I had completed my volunteer work. Managed to snag this though.

>OP fails to deliver anything of note

Thanks for wasting everyone's time

KILL THEM ALL.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DIRTY PERVERTS, KILL EVERYONE OF THOSE MONEY STEALING BABY EATERS

>West bank and gaza strip included in the territory of Israel

kek

Your mom is stupid. Working hard sucks

Soon.