Fuck off you black shit Who cares if whites don't season their Turkey with cayenne and paprika and BBQ sauce?
We season our BRAINS with literature. The greatest seasoning to whites is a classic story by Shakespeare. I don't need to coat my chicken wings in black pepper when I can coat my IQ in the works of literary giants, all of whom are my fellow whites.
A nigger requires his 'Senegaliese 50 spice' to make his fucking disgusting brain experience anything that isn't 'feel the urge to mug someone and steal their Air Jordans'. A white person cannot get anything from spice. We need documentaries, and books and music.
I have a phrase
'The blackest in society are the lightest of brain. The whitest in society explore the darkest depths of human emotion, in their art'.
It sums this up nicely.
Angel Ortiz
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Henry Williams
I find it funny this meme exist considering whites created most of the worlds best foods. Also being Italian I use lots of good seasonings in moderation. Throwing a million seasonings just overpowers the food you are making. Always makes me feel sick to my stomach when I see a half gallon of spice.
Gavin Gray
>what is satire
Speaking of superior white cuisine, what are we having tonight Sup Forums? Eating the food of white gods, here.
Dylan Turner
>what are we having tonight Sup Forums a can of Campbells creamy chicken noodle condensed soup but I didn't want to cook it so I am eating it cold.
Evan Garcia
>We season our BRAINS with literature
Anthony Green
I don't get this meme. How the fuck do you season Schnitzel?
John Campbell
Why do black people care so much about what we do?
William Russell
mexican food is too spicy for me, I prefer a ketchup sandwich
Mason Torres
Holy shit did you really get this salty over a stupid nigger meme ?
Jeremiah Foster
Are you ok user?
Evan Long
snap out of it, nigger, and take care of yourself
Jacob Torres
>White people don't know how to cook
Is that why they star in 90% of all successful cooking shows?
Landon King
>>le white people can't cook meme > >Fuck off you black shit >Who cares if whites don't season their Turkey with cayenne and paprika and BBQ sauce? > >We season our BRAINS with literature. >The greatest seasoning to whites is a classic story by Shakespeare. I don't need to coat my chicken wings in black pepper when I can coat my IQ in the works of literary giants, all of whom are my fellow whites. > >A nigger requires his 'Senegaliese 50 spice' to make his fucking disgusting brain experience anything that isn't 'feel the urge to mug someone and steal their Air Jordans'. A white person cannot get anything from spice. We need documentaries, and books and music. > >I have a phrase > >'The blackest in society are the lightest of brain. The whitest in society explore the darkest depths of human emotion, in their art'. > >It sums this up nicely. This post gave me autism
Joseph Martin
>white people can't cook Has anyone even heard of a black cook ever? George Foreman doesn't fucking count in any way.
Brody Murphy
It's a pasta. He posted it on Sup Forums too.
Robert Gomez
Only Americans can't cook because you are lazy fat cunts who eat KFC and Maccas every night. Real whites make their food from actual raw ingredients. It should be a prerequisite for being a member of the white race that you actually know how to cook properly.
Austin Ward
Niggers just stole southern cooking and claimed it as theirs. Do you they think were frying African chickens in their mud huts back home? Making cornbread? What kind of seasoning do you think they would have used?
Julian Sullivan
Forgot the pic, here is some Australian cuisine. Take notes Amerifats.
Jose Bell
Salt, pepper, and a little bit of paprika and thyme works pretty good when I have to buy cheap meat (college student). Ultimately, more that salt and pepper on meat is an excuse for bad ingredients and cooking. Anything more than salt and pepper on a steak is a sin worthy of hanging.
Parker Peterson
Yeah because American defintion of fine dining is a tub of lard, doritos and mountain jew.
Jace Bailey
I unironically agree with this post.. idk why people are shitting on it. JIDF or kangz-sympathizers probably.
Ian Harris
one of the chons oldest memes is a black cook.
Joseph Watson
Now i know where Blacks are getting this "whitey cant cook" stuff from
Jason Foster
“The idea is to create new victimhood groups, then make them as vocal and radical as possible, emphasizing division / resentment / victimhood.”
(Cultural Marxism, Political Correctness, Social Engineering)
Ian King
I always find it funny to find niggers bashing white people for being unable to cook when every gourmet considered a fine dining cuisine originated from European countries. I've never heard a soul say "Hey, let's do something fancy tonight! Let's go to ol' Uncle Dequan's restaurant for some exquisite fried chicken and their five star cool-aid mix". Hell, I've never once heard any mention of "African cuisine", so why the fuck are they acting so high and mighty when their race literally has no spot in the gourmet world? Fucking niggers
Jaxon Parker
Yes because showing your face while pouring oil on a pan in a a stock photo totally makes you a cook.
John Scott
Tonight I roasted a whole chicken, stuffed with an almond-apple stuffing, with fresh herbs and named veggies in the pan, served with southern style green beans/potatoes/bacon, and a cheddar cauliflower gratin for my family. Better than anything I have ever had from northern blacks who get all their food from Royal Farms and McDonald's.
Lucas Howard
How fucking dare you. Canadians eat nothing but snow and tree sap. Prove me wrong.
Adrian Fisher
I just made some panko breaded chicken parmesan in vodka sauce not 6 hours ago.
>niggers can't cook, it's projection
Noah Rogers
>whites can't cook
sous vide pork spareribs with homemade bbq glaze and rub with a side of apple fennel slaw I made for dinner last night
Dominic Edwards
yo whats the stats on vegemite?
Christian Powell
and for breakfast this morning a souffled omelette with provolone, honey smoked ham, and avocado
niggers btfo
Zachary Torres
The stereotypes nigger fabricate about white people aren't benign but adorable nonetheless. My sister showed me this picture of a pregnant white woman with a horse saying "knowing white people it's probably the horse's" and I asked if the joke is because white women are known to breed with animals and if she was implying black people were animals themselves even though interracial relationships are a tiny %. She said no it's just that white people are crazy and when I asked how she said I was overanalyzing. Literally turn your brain off white people are bad just cuz shit.
Owen Cook
>We season our BRAINS with literature.
Alexander Murphy
>Taste - God tier >Texture - God tier >Presentation - God tier >Nutrition - God tier Plus it cures aging, need I go on?
Matthew Ortiz
Can I eat that with rice?
James Sanders
I'm having funny feeling when I look at that leaf
Feelings other than disgust
Weird
Daniel Reyes
vegemite's great to add into stews and sauces to add umami, other than that it's fucking awful and salty pasty garbage
plus it says not to use it to brew beer with, which I find hilarious
Aaron Scott
Dirt and sweat.
Hunter Diaz
no, make some hollandaise and dollop it on top
this is french shit, not your filipino shit-tier "lets throw rice onto everything like it's fucking bistek tagalog" garbage
Jackson Long
Drowning food in seasoning is what you do when you need to mask the flavor of shit ingredients or shit cooking.
Isaiah Williams
Don't attempt to "defend yourself" from the nigger inferiority complex. White people create some of the best cuisine in the world. Niggers have bugs on sticks, and here in America, they have slightly-altered versions of white cuisine.
All of their retarded taunting comes from a place of knowing deep down that they have nothing and are lesser in every way.
Jayden Diaz
Your insecurity is pathetic.
Carson Fisher
A bit like Indians. That is the whole orgin of Curry. They only ever had rotten meat, so they would cover it in spices so it didn't taste like putrid crap that kills you.
Aaron Torres
is ketchup good on popcorn? legit asking, never tried it.
Michael Morris
so you cant cook right
Luis Gonzalez
Whatever's wrong we're here for you
Evan Myers
why the fuck do I actually agree with a leaf
OP, stop making us look bad
Owen Jenkins
The reason chimps say that is because they're so used to EBT meat drowned in seasonings to the point where instead of eating beef with seasoning, they're eating hot sauce and salt flavored mystery meat.
Or they're so used to white people bringing them food through a hole in a prison cell that isn't seasoned and think that's how white people normally cook food.
Alexander Cox
>american education It's staple food, you don't add rice on the fucking food. You eat it with the food.
James Bennett
>look at me im unironically replying to forced "muh seasoning" meme copy pasta by reddit shitposter we had up only 60 times just last week and keep bumping it >boy did they fool me with their cunning OP trying too hard to play the "le triggered nazi Sup Forums" poster just like the one before and before and before and before and before and before and before ...
Ryan Flores
And a copypasta is born
Blake Howard
This meme doesn't work when the most famous chef in the world is a white guy.
Christian Torres
no shit you eat it with the food
the whole point of the souffled omelette is that it's its own meal
there's no greasy nasty garbage floating around that the rice needs to soak up, its just a perfectly cooked french omelette with a variety of fillings
if you wanna throw some rice on the side, I'm not going to stop you, and you sure as shit don't need my permission, but it'll just prove once and for all that filipinos have no fucking taste and they cook like dirt poor pacific island niggers, which they are
>pic related: actual filipino food
Adrian Taylor
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Jackson Wilson
looks good friend
William Morgan
Never made a souflled anything before. Any chance you might be able to share your secret recipe? It looks really nice.
Asher Phillips
looks bad friend
Julian Torres
A simple "No" would have sufficed you inbred autist. Also omelette is eaten with rice here much like the Japanese.
Jayden Jones
kek
Brandon Stewart
That's fucking stupid. Stop being Asian thx.
Luke Young
>what people can't cook
Kek. What do these apes think French and Italian people are?
Lincoln Davis
You're asian too, Chang.
Alexander Hall
>Moors
Joshua Gomez
>inb4 average-Canadian-making-poutine.webm
Camden King
the basic recipe is very very simple all you need is four eggs, two bowls, a whisk, a spatula, a non-stick pan, some butter, and some salt (like a pinch or two) for seasoning
separate the yolks from the whites, and whip the whites with a bit of salt until it forms medium to stiff peaks, like a meringue.
whisk the egg yolks until they're yellow and runny, and fold into the egg whites until combined, making sure not to deflate the meringue. it should turn a pale yellow, and keep its volume when done properly.
throw your nonstick pan on stove on low heat(anything above low will overcook the souffle and it'll collapse before its ready), melt two tablespoons butter and swirl it around, then gently pour the egg batter onto the pan, and spread it out so its even. Keep the pan on low, put a cover on it, and let it cook for about 7-8 minutes (I use four eggs for my omelette, comes out perfect)
when its done, slide it onto a plate, put your fillings on one side and fold over and youre done
Isaiah Walker
After the pizzagate fiasco this picture is far more disturbing
Jack Lewis
>pic related
Mason Perez
>We season our BRAINS with literature
Tyler Robinson
Why on earth would you post this fedora shit instead of just putting spices on your food?
Kevin Jackson
>average american
Angel Robinson
You burnt the omlette and that sprig of whatever looks totally try-hard cheesy on the bbq plate
Luis Long
Sounds pretty scrumptious mate, thanks!
Matthew Foster
Most UK cunts cant cook either, they buy shitty street food off of brown people.
BTW Fries and fried fish or throwing some beans with toast and eggs isn't fucking cooking.
Caleb Taylor
I fucking assure you the omelette is not burnt
also, yeah, that's just stray fennel
Brandon Rodriguez
Im gang-stalking this kid
Xavier Cook
I am French and I never saw nor ate that, ever
Daniel Cooper
Actually? I hope you aren't serious. Give the guy a break, he is based as fuck.
Elijah Kelly
just because hollande says you're french doesn't make it true you filthy rapefugee
Jonathan Brooks
Dudes dating a dumbass white girl. White women generally cook very well. So do white men. It's why you normally white dudes cooking in half decent restaurants
Joseph Diaz
I had to cook up some old salty fries In don't want to live anymore
Hunter Gomez
>paprika on schnitzel Pls stop Just make a sauce and dont season it at all
Julian Walker
Is this a joke post?
Nolan Jones
>Well done meat >Burnt egg
Smh
Aaron Walker
More like our culture disappearing, now our culture is becoming American, I wouldn't complain so much if it was the good American culture, but instead we get San Francisco/ Atlanta tier culture, nigger music, awful processed foods, and so on ...
I wanna live in the US but it would certainly be in a rural zone, and I wish France could keep it's beautiful culture
Gavin White
bruh you let nigger memes get to you, that's just embarrassing
Henry Gutierrez
>1 post by this ID
Grayson Diaz
>We half your country's whites are dumb as shit. don't put yourself in the same boat as europeans. >american_education.jpg
Noah Evans
I'm having a burger tartare.
Cooper Campbell
>"a little bit" >"when I have to buy cheap meat" >What is Zigeunerschnitzel I would expect you to know that schnitzel is cooked different depending on region. Also, learn to speak English, Ahmed, and then KYS.
Julian Bailey
This meme exist because of you, USA.
In Europe, we know how to cook you dumb peudo-white.
Xavier Martinez
>Not participating in the best and only acceptable aspect racemixing. >Not starting to cook weird shit with spices and herbs only possible to have in the same table in the year of our lord 2017 >Not cooking morrocan-spanish-italo-japan dishes.
Also when you find a woman who enjoys what you cook, you in for nice compensation sex.
T. Whitey cucking nigro. With negress. Yes racemixing is fine when my cock is in it.