All I'm saying is, please avoid stampeding in this general area. Or else!!

All I'm saying is, please avoid stampeding in this general area. Or else!!

no

*steps*

This one may be too high quality

Try to avoid stepping in my specific location. I might get angry.

Snek

This grass is protected by my yellow snake over here

checked

please mind the yellow gap between the snake and the platform

As you cross this area, please watch out for rattlesnakes

Some frogs are venomous too

Don't squash my organs, my reflex arc will trigger a flurry of dangerous attacks

I have a constructed set of civil rights that should not be attacked, or else I will resort to lethal action against any oppressors, no matter their reasoning or purpose, please refer to my metaphor on the right. It's a snake that doesn't want to be treaded on and threatens using his venom. It symbolizes myself protecting myself from a larger body despite being a smaller mass.

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Do not go violating the circumferance in which I am blissly resting on, Government!

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Don't even think about it.

Best one

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factually incorrect as evidenced by pic related.
& yes, I do type like a ponce.
& yes, I do start sentences with "&".