ITT we post our ((((autism)))) tests. Pic related is mine

ITT we post our ((((autism)))) tests. Pic related is mine.

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All of you are the Normie's Normies. In fact, the worst kind. The kind in which claim to be Special Snowflake "autists." Whom run amuck, and use trickery and masks to disguise their true selves; Normies.
Get off of our plateau of existence.

wat da fug ?

Please explain

Admit it. You made that result on purpose.

i am fishclub

Disappointed with mine, expected more from me.

uhh what does this mean desu

So how autistic am I?

cue for everyone: take a look at the pdf download offered along with your graphic/numeric result

you're a normie, but a bit stupid.

you're not much of anything according to this

"Neurotypical"

Yet all the social skills and grace of a pet rock. Hmmmm.....

I have been formally diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome.

what the fuck is wrong with you fucking autists. What the fuck am i looking for in this shithole of a place

You're a good goy.

Aspies and 'tards into the fire. Your own day of reckoning is coming soon.

i am not diagnosed but i definatly have autistic traits.

would you be normal if you had the choice? i wouldn't...

...

why are you even on Sup Forums
have some fun on (((facebook)))

thanks for reminding me why i'm here, i almost thought i was autismo

good goy

so what would this mean?

apparently I am "very likely neurotypical"

sounds normal to me

looks very nice, normal guy with austist talent spike.

are you into any natural sciences?

Interesting
R8

Nah, fuck the allistic normies.
If I could change two things, I'd make my senses less sensitive... and then I'd prefer it if I'd have the ability to fake the social skills of normies for a limited time period. I don't need that so much, but sometimes, it would be an awesome skill to have.

Normie reporting :^)

fuck

r8 because me no understando

mine is worrying

>tfw not normie

i'm so fucking happy i'm not alone in this world.

I'm sending this to my normie friends, cause autism

>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 47 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 177 of 200
>You are very likely neurotypical

What the fuck even is this shape?

you seem to lack of selfawaresness.
maybe some autistic traits but very aware of them and always trying to be as nmormal as possible.

am i on point?

>Do you prefer to only meet people you know, one-on-one, or in small, familiar groups?

>DON'T KNOW
>NO/NEVER
> A LITTLE
>YES/OFTEN

Really makes me think

I'm just so fucking lazy

fugg i guess this is what agoraphobia does

Holy cow! Day of the grill when?

dude thats like the best graph i've seen in both threads.

I'm looking to major in astrophysics or microbiology, but that's not really what I thought they meant with "talent"

lets just say that there is a certain hobby I'm interested in and I am currently one of the best participants in the world, I can't emphasize further because I'm somewhat famous for that and I'm afraid of being doxxed

INTJ-A

I hope you all are joking...

What makes you think that, user?

also my score
aspi - 82 to 200
neuro - 155 to 200

not necessarily agoraphobia, more like a social phobia. but yeah we al carry our cross. cheer up mate, this is me :[

feelsbadman

I didn't find the original quote in German, but anyways:

"It seems that for success in science or art, a dash of autism is essential."
-Hans Asperger

This is pretty accurate, says im 50/50 and a lot of the times in social situations it's a coinflip whether im gonna do something spergy or not

Was much worse when I was young, but have been working on it

>What the fuck am i looking for in this shithole of a place
(you)'s probably mate

I was diagnosed with all 4 of the listed shit when I was in the system.
Diagnosed so hard that when I aged out, they just gave me a cheap place to live and 1800 cad a month because they figured I'd never be able to hold down a job, and it was cheaper to just give me money then keep housing me in an adult treatment centre.

But according to half these results I'm not all that fucked. Or at least half the people here are more fucked then me, and that's something at least.

the only desirable trait withing the autistic traits is the talent trait. it leads to a more intuitive and natural undertsanding of sciences.

the autistic social and autistic relationship traits are rather undedesirable because they do nothing but cause you problems in the real world.

you seem to have the best of both, provided that you>'ve been honest with your test.

cheers m8, you need a job in science/engineering

Can someone interpret?
What does it mean?

ENFP btw

i know that quote, thanks m8.

I knew there was a reason I never liked Sonic.

Say it with me. Schadenfreude.

>tfw to intelligent for talent

Diagnosed as an adult. IQ of 138. Fuck normies.

Oh well, it's not the amount of the autistic traits but the severity. For example, my relative didn't fit to the criteria of autism (I mean Kanner's, he got diagnosed with atypical autism), but he's 8 and he still cannot speak.

in germany we use to say awareness of the problem is the first step towards self-improvement.

do you think their aid has helped you or stunted you as an individual

seems pretty reasonable, desu

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Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 138 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 86 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)

Me

Going to uni this year to study cognitive science and switch to biotechnology to get a PhD perhaps

All you need to wish for me is not to be as lazy as I am now, user! Other than that, much appreciated.

Nigga wut?
I get pleasure from other peoples misery or me?

learn to post, turboautist

you're a fullblown autist, check out he "fishclub".
fishclub people at least have above 20 sexual partners in their life.

Excuse that I'm an idiot

I guess it explains a lot. I feel like I mostly just behave like an aspie because of anxiety, rather than being an aspie.

V jealous of your neurodiversity.

yeah im also fighting my lazyness.

godspeed user.

You're overthinking. Check your MBTI desc again friendo.

Somewhat high functioning autist reporting in.

This is me after 1 year after Sup Forums, can I still be saved?

It only gets worse over time.

Well I was on the street till they set this shit up for me, and it was fall. So they hadn't aided I'd either be dead or in jail right now.
That's something.

Though, since I never have to interact with people beyond like, stores and shit, I'm prob more fucked socially then when I was in the system.

I have improved in hiding my neuraltypicalness, someone tell me how to feel.

1 year after'

Schadenfreude and Weltschmerz.
Schadenfreude is nice,
but the Weltschmerz is killing me.
Who understands my austistic self?

Remember being on the other side before lifting and reading and dropping porn. Most of you are just losers not aspies

Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 116 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 80 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)

I dont really get it.
I think the questions are made way to simple to answer them appropriate.

Do someone feel the same?

>pdf
What the fuck is wrong with their "Normal People".
It's fucking normal to think other's should read your mind? It's normal to feel prosecuted, and to get in the way of other people just because they have plans?
It's GOD DAMN normal to be afraid of a fucking motorbike?
What the hell?

stay mad autismos

I'm retarded atm, pls explain

Yeah I'm honestly split on social intervention

People need to be allowed to fail to learn, but sometimes the failure doesn't help them and they get fucked over

Then what? I wish there was a good answer. Mine was to get a construction job where I worked with material rather than people all day

What am I?

The SJW view on autism is this:

>Fuck Autism Speaks
>Functioning labels (High functioning autism, low functioning autism) are evil
>Looking for a cure is ableist as fuck!
>"Oh, I am a self-diagnosed aspie, I am valid without a diagnose"
>"Oh, I am a self-diagnosed aspie, therefore the fact that you are looking for a cure for your severely autistic child is so ABLEIST! AND HOMOPHOBIC! AND RACIST!"
>A (blue) puzzle piece? TRIGGERED; TRIGGERED!
>That's a microaggression!

It's awful.

Ahahahaha fucking normie virgin

>tfw autist
>tfw study human behavior
>tfw fug normie bitches who think I'm "adorable"
>tfw BDSM for dayssss

What does it say about me?

I'm tired as fuck and I have work in 3 hours. I can't user, I'm sorry. Backlogs will just have to wait.

tl;dr you're normie as fuck with a touch of manipulative behaviors that can be detrimental to the psyche of a non NT person (and perhaps even some NT as well).

I'm always getting between 60 - 70% on there things, it was 123 out of 200 for this one (61%).
Last version (V3?) I tried by the same company, a few years back asked the question: "Do you go around making animal noises?"
Er, how did you know... meow meow.

of course this isn't the same as having the opinions of a experienced professional. these tests are only clues.

see a professional if you want top sure.
i'm sure, i'be been diagnosed with austistic traits when i was 6, but at least i'm not fullblown. ikm trying to enjoy the best of both world, though most of the time i'm failing.

r8 my 'tism

Apparently I'm a normie, still had to kinda REEE at the result

chad/10?

...

is this bad

This whole thread is full of spaghetti-spilling autists.

It's what we as a species have questioned for millennia. Just bask in melancholy.

>Vous avez répondu de façon incohérente à un trop grand nombre de questions

>You have replied incoherently to a lot of the questions