In this ITT, we write Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech.
Rules:
- Only one sentence per post
- No cheating Rule 1 by using ; instead of .
- Non-complete sentences do not qualify
- MAGA
Beginning:
"I'd like to thank the American people for choosing me to be their next leader. ...
Good night America!
fuck niggers
We'll have the greatest people. The greatest people!
could have gotten a third term of that dumb monkey
Everyone who voted against me WILL be gassed, that includes inner cities and the entire state of California.
That I can tell you, believe me!
CHYNA
we will start the process of repealing the 13th amendment.
And now a word from my Vice President: Mike "Zapping the gay - the only way - to stop the astray - save them today" Pence
Will no longer drain away all our jobs.
My wife's giant cock, erect like an Eagle.
I look forward to handing the nuclear codes to Russia and making sure the relentless fist of capitalism hammers down on the working class, including whites even harder.
I will be ever vigilant, I will watch out for Israel's safety like a hawk, folks.
i like Patton, i like trump. i will like his next incarnation, i like this spirit
And by the way, I STILL haven't let Jeb out of my basement!
No longer will Jew servant Obama divide this country and incite chaos
Bing bing bong, block the ching chong.
>Allen, the commando elite are in the trees
GTKRWN
And now a key piece of my first 100 days:
I am ordering the arrest and a full investigation into Hillary's business dealings and Barack's eligibility and fraud via birth-right; until the investiagation and trials are complete they will be repimanded in a federal stockade due to the flight risk.
SAD!
The holocaust was fake, folks. Netanyahu will explain further So sad!
Pretty good so far:
"I'd like to thank the American people for choosing me to be their next leader.
Everyone who voted against me WILL be gassed, that includes inner cities and the entire state of California.
That I can tell you, believe me!
we will start the process of repealing the 13th amendment.
Will no longer drain away all our jobs.
And by the way, I STILL haven't let Jeb out of my basement!
And now a key piece of my first 100 days:
I am ordering the arrest and a full investigation into Hillary's business dealings and Barack's eligibility and fraud via birth-right; until the investiagation and trials are complete they will be repimanded in a federal stockade due to the flight risk."
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, IM 100% NIGGA.
is trump not obama.
Fellow Americans: Take a Dump for Donald Trump!
"That's what Obama said at his secret meeting with ISIS."
nice try croatnigger
you forgot to change your vpn there buddo
Now that Russia is our ally, we have to make Serbia our greatest enemy!
Because you'd be in jail!
And Croatia will always have a bigly spot in my heart.
Israel is our greatest ally, and I don't see a problem with instating a person who literally worked for Soros and Goldman Sachs as Secretary of the Treasury, I never meant what I said about draining the swamp, also, the wall isn't feasible.
The coque has a red mustache, a red mustache.
čekd
OOOYYYY VEEEEEY, ISRAEL GREATEST ALLY
That's what they say about us, and that's horrible.
Gas the kikes, race war now. 1488 boots on the ground
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to grab a woman not my wife by the pussy. Good night!