Post your weapon of choice

Sup Forums, day of the rake happens shortly. post weapon of choice

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rake
meet
axe

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Only a faggot would bring an axe to a rake fight
Not on ur side

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your gunna need a bigger rake

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gonna axe me some burgers

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1 gallon of kerosene

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for the day of the burgershits

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Leaves do not fare well against napalm.

Shart. Day of the treadmill when. Zuggen dat zio cock like a good bitch

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>muh space farts and prison bars
>doesn't care about usage of Roman laurel leaves
Fatty babylon gon fatty babylon

burgers grease alone would light you on fire senpai.
We have dogs too, military trained
Is this new senpai?

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Nice pink house ya got there. Whoops you painted it white because we blew out your hemorrhoids and burned it down. You lose to everybody. You talk big game but you aint shit

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Fuck all you snow niggers, rake war now

Flamethrower

Proxies. Nuke dont exist. To the gallows

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these are wild wolves

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>using anything but vladof
Its like you can't even make it rain!

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kek agrees
also kek

We'll just light all our joints with it. You are our toilet. Tell florida to get a bigger dick because our huge canacock is loosening shitty michigan. Firm up that asshole two tonne bessie

Right Wing Rake Squads

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that was so satisfying

Women would hate this because they hate seeing the water for whatever reason

>states are stars
>stars are not here to be states
>luciferian
Christ will blow you out. Only a matter of time. Bunch of merchants. Muh 60%. Third temple is practically here already. Shitposting is very worthwhile

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>Before Whites invented toilet paper, Leaves were used to clean one's anus

Really makes you think, doesn't it, Justin?

get on my level.

So your only defence is nature? Bitch we have politicians shoot them from helicopters. Pic related:

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Vaginas are very dirty and cannot sustain the contamination an asshole or dick can. I used to be a janitor. Women's bathrooms are far worse than men's

Pyrotechnics.

Emu

ready

Muh wetback jetpack

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You win.

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a gentle breeze

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going with a classic

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FUCK

ALL

This!
The war has already been won!

LEAFS

kekd

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Siege on, young Trebber

>helicopters
Worked real well in Veitnam didn't they?

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>use mexicans to clear the leaves
hmmmmm, i like where this is going

Sup Forums the relativistic nature of leaf matter renders conventional means of leaf raking ineffective we must use a weapon capable of such task accordingly.

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>More milk
>Less cocoa
What the hell would you print that on the package for?

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I'll play some fiddles

Sweet sweet .45 acp

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this kid. perfect stealth.

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The Extreme Pro blower utilizes all-welded steel construction along with commercial grade quality throughout the entire product. This blower is built to last and perform.

Why rake when a powerful leaf blower like this makes leaf gathering a cinch. Quickly clean leaves and debris off your yard, driveway or anything else with this ultra-powerful, industry leading blower.

tipitty top kek

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Kek

You're right. It's time to bring back Agent Orange and Napalm bombings to deal with these leaves.

theres honestly nothing wrong with letting a dog suck your dick if it wants to

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why you mocking peru burger

wtf, this can not be real

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The toxic ingredient in red maple leaves is believed to be gallic acid (1). Gallic acid causes methemoglobinemia and is plentiful in both water and methanol extracts of red maple, sugar maple and silver maple, and in the extract fractions from these species that oxidize blood cells (1). Ingestion of wilted or partially dried red maple leaves from fallen or pruned branches causes lysis of the red blood cells with the subsequent development of a hemolytic anemia, which can be deadly (2). The problem can occur from June to October. Older wilted leaves, e.g., those collected after September 15, cause faster poisoning than wilted leaves of early summer growth. This indicates that the amount of toxin increases in leaves during the summer. Wilted leaves remain toxic for a few weeks or more. Ingestion of fresh leaves does not appear to cause disease. The ingestion of 1.5-3 gm of leaves per kilogram of body weight (0.7-1.5 kg for the average 450-kg horse) will cause hemolytic disease.

ah ha, but what does it say in sand nigger scribble ?

A Tavor 21, cause it's the most tacticool thing I can think of that you can get with a regular PAL and keep in your house.

>britbong in support of bestiality
not surprised seeing as how your women look like your bulldogs

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Time.

>a Jew gun

Mah waifu

>du
>denken
zu schwer, nie?

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