You wake up in January 1932...

You wake up in January 1932. You have your knowledge of what will happen in the future and a smartphone with the entirety of wikipedia loaded onto it. What do you do?

Lol, It's obvious. Give it all to Hitler.

Question who the fuck downloads fucking wikipedia onto a smartphone.

Then I don't know, find a sheep to fuck?

This is implying I don't get sent to a different time line entirely where WW1 didn't happen.

Get a way to build a solar panel and charging cord, Then deal with hitler.

This Do everything in my power to prevent Hitler from losing WW2 and hope that the western wold can be saved.

Maybe even try to get the US and Germany into an alliance.

Give it to Churchill and instigate the early deployment of the nuclear bomb
imagine how many Aryans bomber Harris could kill with a nuclear payload

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Win enough sporting bets to get a substantial capital together, buy out banks, ruin their control.

Help Poland destroy commies. Help Austria destroy the fake Germany and bring back monarchs. Leftism destroyed forever and conservatism can ring pure in the air of Europe once more.

1) starting in around 1938, inform the nazi high command of the general timeline of WW2 from my own timeline

2) point out that battle of britain was very costly and ineffective for germany, and that britain made good on its promise to attack germany after the invasion of poland. a slightly different sequence of events in the polish campaign might have delayed or prevented british (and American) involvement.

3) detail the many logistical problems the wermacht had in operation barbarossa.

3a) some of these - like wermacht machinery that got bogged down on muddy russian roads - would require design and production changes years ahead of the actual barbarossa operation. there would need to be a way to have an effective mitigation here without divulging too much future info, and without compromising the wermacht's performance on the western front

4) show hitler the 50-year aftermath of losing the war. broach the topic of having hitler show Chamberlain, FDR, and Churchill the 50 year aftermath of "winning" the war, and making the US and UK safe for cultural Marxism and the great brown invasion.

The desired outcomes here would be

1) avoid most of WW2 entirely
2) Germany as a strong, nationalist power on the European continent
2a) France, Spain, etc remain culturally autonomous regions and peoples, under German oversight, with authoritarian police and cultural limitations conforming to German mandates. E.g. french people can be french, but cannot have child prostitutes in public and cannot teach positive marxism in schools..
3) UK as an independent, white, island nation
4) USA as a non-interventionist spectator
5) No modern state of Israel. Jewish homeland in madagascar
6) Eventual war between USSR and German Reich. Germany drops nuclear weapons on USSR and erases Soviet communism by 1960.

There is an episode of the justice league like this where Vandal Savage sends a laptop back in time with Intel on how to seize control of Germany then win ww2.

Vandal Savage is of course an immortal caveman who wants to conquer the world.

>Phone battery runs out
>Hey anyone got a USB cable? Gotta charge my phone.

My message here is. Why help Hitler when you can be a better Hitler?

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>when you can be a better Hitler?

if you had the charisma and intensity of Hitler, and the credibility of being ex-army (like Hitler), you'd be leading something important right now.

Hitler didn't lead because of better information. He lead because he was a better leader.

>Germany drops nuclear weapons on USSR and erases Soviet communism by 1960.

I can't handle all these boners.

>You wake up in January 1932. You have your knowledge of what will happen in the future and a smartphone with the entirety of wikipedia loaded onto it. What do you do?

I lament the fact that the smart phone has a two hour battery life and use my knowledge of history to get rich as fuck on the stock market.

>muh smartphone battery!!!!
>the nation that filled the atlantic with diesel-electric submarines cannot make a 5vdc power supply

if anyone is wondering, OPs pic is from Attack on Titan which got pretty red pilled with the plot.

This.

Tell Hitler to focus on a single front, make peace with Russia

Also make him dickslap the living shit out of the japs so they never get the US involved.

Make peace with US and Russia and begin open trade.

There is literally one thing you'd need to do to stop ww2 and that's kill Churchill. War would never start and the Zionists wouldnt have their lap dog as primeminister.

>assassinate Hitler and finish the Holocaust properly.

>the nation that filled the atlantic with diesel-electric submarines cannot make a 5vdc power supply

>not understanding how electronics work and roverlooking that jerryrigging power to the device isnt that difficult

Wonder how the hell I'm going to charge my fucking phone.

>What do you do?
Get accused of being a spy and tortured and killed by my own government.

First thing's first: find a power supply for the smartphone.

If you show any official your smartphone within those two hours, you will get all the help in recharging it.
The voltage needed is on the battery, so recharging will be easy.

Go to Huis Doorn in the Netherland
Inform the Kaiser of everything
Contact loyalist monarchists in Germany
Instigate the Oster Conspiracy in 1938
Return the Kaiser to the throne
Make peace with the Franco-British entente and focus on the Bolsjeviks
Usher in an era of peace and prosperity

The most disturbing part of this picture is that people associate keeping your own house clean is a sin

lol

Basically, nothing would change as there would be other Cold War, just between Europe and USA.
Rothschilds and other American banker clans would not let Europe off the hook, especially when whey were denied all those profits for rebuilding Europe and East Asia.
CIA would try to destabilize weaker regions like Balkans, etc. UK would be forced into conflict with Reich.
It all would lead to proxy or even open wars for Middle East oil.

>If you show any official your smartphone you'll get tossed in a prison cell and interrogated for the rest if your life

fixed

USA was still agricultural at start of WW2. War caused massive industrialization.

Post-WW2, US was the only industrialized power that had an intact homeland. It catapulted to the top of the world because it survived the war relatively unscathed, and had the nuclear advantage.

The CIA was busy smuggling Germans out of the Reich to kick start much of the advanced tech in the USA. None of that would have happened either.

Recall that in 1943, Germany had jet engines, swept wing aircraft, rockets, primitive stealth technology, etc. Nobody else had any of this; everyone divided up the spoils after the German defeat.

The US had the manhattan project, basically.

One interesting point is that the USA had significant natural uranium deposits available that Germany may not have had. Even if one could describe, at a high level, the operating mechanisms of the first few US atomic bombs, Germany might have had trouble building enough enriched U and Pu to core them. As it was, it took the entire US to supply material for a handful of cores.

Of course, without the US in the war, the US wouldn't have built them either. It's just as likely that the US would have sold the stuff to the Reich without anyone realizing what they wanted it for until a while later.

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... This is about Japanese war crimes, isn't it?

The people are all German (with German names/traits) though. Only half of an Asian remains in the whole world (Mikasa), and the rest were said to have been wiped out.

>see if I can go on Sup Forums
>turns out I can't browse the Internet
>lose all information on wikipedia

Derped

fpbp

Wikipedia is on your phones memory, no internet needed

Except it's been revealed by now that it's set on a fucking island and the rest of the world is fine.

I would bury it somewhere and the just do what i do now. I would think the same way.

I will tell Hitler to make sure Einstein does not leave Germany. Capture him and get him to make the atomic bomb for their own benefit.

catch with the manga

more like children of german war criminals that lost soo badly that they are now the cucks getting genocided off, with giant man eating titans.

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They're on the continent of Marley (of which Paradis Island is a part). All known people are Germans except Mikasa. It is clear in his reference to eugenics, war crimes, etc that the Eldian regime is a metaphor for the Nazis.

Also certain characters are based on real-life people. E.g. Erwin Smith = Erwin Rommel

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I did, everyone in the plot is still clearly German (maybe some Russians) but in any case European except Mikasa.

sell the smartphone for a billion dollars and move to argentina

First post, ergo best post

go to the nearest betting place and get rich
then fuck bitches

> Ill make millions on the market and the butterfly effect totally wont kick in after the first trade XD

stop spoiling an awesome series faggotyou piece of shit the fact you have read this means you know how fundamental this reveal is

delete this thread

First post best post.

Marley is the country and Marley people clearly didn't get genocided so I don't see your point.

Look at the date on a newspaper and say to myself "Must be a misprint"

I haven't spoiled jackshit kiwifucker. Any normie dickweed who's watched the first five episodes of AoT would know that Mikasa is half Japanese and one of the last Asian descendants. How dense do you have to be to not have picked that up by now? Stop reading this thread if you're so afraid of spoilers.

>Jewish homeland in madagascar
Keked out loud

It was also already said that the Eldians aren't actually le ebil nazis and it's all just lies. That is why Eren's father joined the restorationists.

They still haven't revealed much about the outside world and demographics other than Eldians and Marely peoples. That maybe the only 2 ethnicities left or something. We still don't know if Ackermans are Eldians. They could have been loyal pure human that can't turn into titans that also happen to be Asian.

Tl;dr: There's not enough info to figure out the demographics of the AoT universe.

Marleyans claimed they were oppressed and genocided under Eldian rule. It's all there in the latest chapter, pretty hard to miss the Eldians = alleged former Nazis overtones.

Are all Finns this autostic?

Is the graphic novel better than the television series? The show bored me to tears.

Where do you wake up?

I would make a pact with Hitler, promising to help, but only in return for the power to guide the war effort. I would soon win over the others and make Hitler a figurehead.

I would then delay the purging of the Jews and not spend any resources on it at first.

I'd make the pact with the Soviets, but stab them in the back, helping the Poles fight them off and claiming to be a hero to the rest of Europe. Chamberlaine would suck my dick and I'd nut deep in his throat. I'd then completely conquer the USSR and take all its resources, and not waste anything on the stupid V rockets, instead I'd develop heat seeking missiles and use them in our new jet fighters, while producing the best tanks in the world.

Then, as I steamrolled France, I'd direct our resources to the atom bomb. I'd give the Japs my jet and missile technology, so they'd keep the Americans busy in the Pacific while I conquered the UK.

Then, just as America was getting her own atom bombs, I'd invade the USA with my own nuclear force and secure their capitulation. Japan would be given control of the Pacific, nothing more, and I'd have N.A. and Europe.

Then I would wipe out the Jews, fags, gypsies, and retards, and nuke Africa into oblivion.

You fucking idiot, read my last post and also just read the fucking manga. Owl made it very clear that it's all lies.

Yeah this really triggered the liberals because it's obvious that Eldians are basically stand ins for Germans being hit with white guilt for what their ancestors did

OK, but everyone (sans Mikasa) in the plot so far (i.e. on Marley) had been European-looking. The culture is clearly European-based and they have German names. My point is the Eldians = former Nazis analogy is pretty clear.

Become a great inventor.
Get a meeting with Hitler, convince him not to start WWII, so as to not make nationalism despised in the West. Advocate for the "helping" of Japan, still, though.

>mango better than animu
it's the case most of the time

Stop assassination of Leon Trotsky, help him to immigrate to US and create largest fast food chain.

I would start by looking up which is the +5V pin of USB-C

Except they aren't fucking nazis and the Marley government made it all up. Read the fucking manga.

yeah your probably right.
I just wanted attack on titan to be Sup Forums approved.

effpeebeepee

I would tell Hitler how important the atomic bomb is. And he should start prudction right away. Enrich Uranium with centrifuges. Also tell him to not invade Russia straight away. But wait until he has a Nuclear Arsenal and then drop one on London, Washington,Moskau and Tokio to force the world into submission. Right after all Physicists from everywhere have to migrate to Germany where they will live in a city which is seperated from the rest of the world to develop even better Nuclear weapons. And spread the information that everywhere in every city outsided of germany is a nuclear bomb installed waiting to be fired.

Once this is done. We can finally work on prosperity and peace with Hitler as the undisputed leader. Nobody will ever dare to challenge him anymore. And the world can be made a better place for whites.

Well keep keking, because that was the offical plan from Nazi Germany was to ship all Jews to Madigascar. Once the war started the plan was canceled, and they sent them to concentration camps instead.

the last couple releases reveal that they didn't do any ethnic cleansing.

>These unheard of levels of autism
>not realizing that the fact that the Marleyans are extremely numerous despite their claims if genocide is one of Isayama's points
>not even understanding this when its spoonfed to the reader through Owl

Learn English and read my post correctly or fuck off, Mongol. Be careful going outside your basement, someone might get within 10m of you.

You made it sound like you thought they actually did any of it, learn to structure your sentences you 38% nigger.

A more neutral interpretation of history is offered through Owl. It's implied they weren't exactly benevolent rulers, but Isayama is certainly making a point by showing Marleyans to be extremely numerous after their alleged genocide.

oh and one more thing
find Hedy Lamarr for a long night of consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>not using the remaining battery life to watch porn videos you streamed.

>not tossing it in the river after you cum

>not just enjoying the 40's and 50's like a real man.

Owl gives a far more neutral interpretation than either that of the Eldian or Marleyan side. It's implied they did not engage in massive ethnic cleansing, while they weren't exactly all-benevolent rulers.

When the first post is the best post

>would wipe out the fags
Why kill yourself after all that effort?

>Hitler with control over the planet, unchallenged
>not a complete disaster

The man was loud, popular, and an idiot

What do you mean, are they hapas?

fusion explosive technical summary to the reich

along with a generator to keep the phone goin, and appropriate cabling

Well to be honest I would become Hitlers cabinet member and then kill him and stage a coup to make sure the plan gets executed correctly.

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I mean that Mikasa is the only half-Asian introduced thus far. Her mom was the only full Asian.

Give Hitler so much tech, he can't possibly lose.

he only needs one

super easy to keep the phone powered, even with the technology that would be available.
even if you didn't have a charger, pull the battery out, and just supply the DC voltage on the label.

Tell Hitler that he needs to make WW2 just a big war against the Soviets and all of communism.

Honestly Hitler was an idiot when it came to military grand strategy. Nothing short of an atom bomb (hard for Germany to obtain enough Uranium and other respurces for that anyways) would make up for his incompetence unless yielded to the advice of his generals.