I thought it's time to introduce to you some of the prominent figures in Israel's politics, let's start with the least significant ones:
1. >Name: Hertzog >Role: the front He's the leader of the opposition, he's basically is a spineless strawman nobody knows how got his position, but poepole in the know tell he was only chosen so as to not to show any signs of really challenging the Religious-Nationalist government while giving a semblance of a democracy.
2. >Name: Hazan >Role: drawing attention He's a pm who used to be a pimp and a casino owner in Bulgaria, he's a nobody, but Bibi appointed him to draw attention from the real deals by filling the news with tabloid tier irrelevancies.
Justin Wright
3. >Name: Amsalem >Role: shouting Bibi appointed him basically to shout like an Arab street merchant against Arabs and make the Mizrachim voters feel at home in Bibi's party.
Ian Williams
4. >Name: Bitan >Role: Bibi's personal Bulldog. He's the chief of the parliament and his main job is to bark at anyone attacking Bibi.
Samuel Sanchez
5. >Name: Kachlon >Role: a dignified populist He's the minister of treasury, and sees himself as a potential replacement to Bibi, but he lacks Bibi's cunning shrewedness and doesn't play the political game as well as the master.
Ayden Collins
6. >Name: Regev >Role: the disprivileged minority She's the minister of culture, but don't let that fool you, she's a philistine who takes pride in never reading books. Despite reaching among the highest positions in the IDF and in the government while having an iq befitting a clerk at the grocery and being immensely rich she cries day and night she's discriminated against because of her race. Looks like Bibi appointed her like Hazan to fill the press with sensations to the sheeple and make the Mizrachi voice feel he gets the representation he wants.
Leo Cooper
7. >Name: Lapid >Role: contender for the throne He's an uneducated son of a famous author who's only talent used to be being good looking when he was younger. Now it looks like he'll get the most votes in the next elections, but it doesn't matter since he won't have a coalition without the currenct government anyway.
Ryder Ward
8. >Name: Shaked >Role: intelectual front She's the minister of law. Her main importance is by giving a glimpise of what the future of Israel looks like. She's a secular nationalist-religious right who uses pseudo-intelectual western speech to establish a Jewish-messiahnic version of Iran.
Dominic Green
9. >Name: Lietzman >Role: the man behind the scenes He's the minister of health. He's noteworthy because he exemplifies the Ashkenazi ultra orthodox job in the parliament, which is maximizing profits for his ethno-religious tribe.
Jackson Fisher
10. >Name: Derei >Role: $$$$$$$$$$$ He isn't the most corrupt politician in Israel, but he serves as a minister in one of the most powerful positions in Israel, in exactly the same role which he filled when he was convicted for bribery in years ago, and served jail sentence for it. He's a criminal who was let to return to the scene of his crime like nothing happaned. In the pic he's shown with the former chief Mizrachi Rabi, whose made hundreds of million of dollars for himself by exploiting the ignorant faithful masses.
Christopher Kelly
11. >Name: Bennet >Role: future PM He's representing the zionist-religious settler group, who's gaining popularity fast. He's learning fast from Bibi how to appeal to the masses using nationalistic anti Arab rethoric, but in reality he's just like the ultra orthodox and cares only for getting money for his ethno-religious tribe and nothing more.
Evan Brown
12. >Name: Bibi >Role: dictator de facto He's known for uncanny survival skills, artful manipulations, and navigating politics which can be nothing short of genius and which can be likened to a chess master analyzing every position instantly. He's been countless of times under investigations but no brain can outmaenuvere his well thought escape routes.
Hunter Anderson
Oh, that's a good idea, I have no idea who I should be voting for, I'd probably go for for Lapid or Bibi. Maybe Liberman. They seem sane.
Joshua Myers
This guy has his own party.
Caleb Hughes
Okay, no, that's bullcrap. Yair Lapid is a dude who's got his head on straight. Economic Leftist who wants peace but still believes that most of the Palestinians want us dead.
I read his articles when he was a columnist, and that's how I know he has his head on straight. His tended to be insightful, better than the rest in the news. I think after he has a bit of experience he could be great.
I forgot: >Name: Lieberman >Role: a bulletproof shield for Bibi He's oneo f Bibi's most hated rivals, who Bibi amazed everyone last year by making him the prestigious minister of defense. Retrospectively it all makes perfect sense now, Lieberman has been long been suspect for bribery offenses, and since Bibi's people notified him about the serious investigation undergoing on him, he nominated him to draw away all the fire when shit hits the fan (he diluted the general criminality of the ministers that way).
Gabriel Hughes
He's incoherent as shit, a laughingstock. Anyway it doesn't matter at all since he WONT HAVE A GOVERNMENT.
Nolan Cruz
>He's incoherent as shit, a laughingstock. Anyway it doesn't matter at all since he WONT HAVE A GOVERNMENT. No, he won't have a government. I don't think he was incoherent when he was a columnist, perhaps he is as a politician, I don't know. Definitely not a laughingstock, he's the one said to be the contender to Bibi.
What's he incoherent on, exactly?
Sebastian Adams
>What's he incoherent on, exactly? He changed his positions from left to right and currently he's a face without representing any ideas. At least he used to be associated with the secular center, but now all he cares for is getting enough votes to get the most of his career.
Gabriel Morales
is this a hitlist? I don't wanna get v&
Jackson Sanders
...
Jaxon Martin
You're not wrong, exactly.
He believes that we need peace, and he also believes that the Palestinians want to kill us all. Recognizing reality sucks isn't incoherent.
I'd hit Shaked.
Isaiah Taylor
Solid post but I don't care about Israel.
Ethan Russell
So he is the infamous jew that runs the world...
Lincoln Russell
Wtf is Sup Forums a kike board now. What happened was it because of Trump?
Jace Evans
Dumb goy here
So Who's Trump of Israel?
Liam Nelson
Apparently we like being anonymous.
Bennet, maybe?
Tyler Long
>bennet >Would take bribes for himself.
Trump didn't take money from anyone
Nope.
Liam Flores
I would drag my balls threw 6,000,000 miles of glass just to hear this bitch fart threw a walkie talkie
Daniel Wood
She looks like Cobie Smulders!
Jaxon James
Nice try...all kikes will be gassed equally.
Nicholas Wilson
I have lost count how many times I need to say this. During the end of 2016 we had a big get in a "What religion will Sup Forums be 2017" and it said
JUDAISM
Deal with it goyim. We part of the 2800 slaves each jew-archon will have after WW3 / collapse.