PRESIDENT ELECT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Trump Playlist FUCK BOTS
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APPEARANCES
>Trump impromptu presser NYE @Mar-A-Lago 12/31/16
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>Trump w/Don King @ Mar-A-Lago 12/28/16
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>Trump @ Mar-A-Lago 12/21/16
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>Trump Final 2016 Rally in Mobile AL 12/17/16
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>Trump/Pence Rally in Orlando FL 12/16/16
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>Trump/Pence Rally in Hershey PA 12/15/16
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>Trump/Pence Rally in West Allis, WI 12/13/16
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>Trump @ Army vs Navy Game 12/10/16
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>Trump Rally in Grand Rapids MI 12/9/16
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>Trump Rally in Baton Rouge LA 12/9/16
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>Trump/Pence Rally in Des Moines IA 12/8/16
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>Trump Rally in Fayetteville, NC 12/6/16
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FUN STUFF
>Kanye hangs with Trump 12/13/16
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Just The Two Of Us
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>Election 2016
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INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguation of Fire
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>In the Hall of the Trumpen President
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>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
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>AD: Trump's Argument for America
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>The Lion
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - /ptg/ PEE PEE EDITION
I JUST GOT HOME SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A TLDR OF WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
YOU DID THIS
DISAVOW
BREAKING!
what post could make a canadian so angry?
>u like to be peed on
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING BRING ME UP TO SPEED
I'M NUCLEAR
I'M WILD
>muh farewell speech
NOW WHO'S LAUGHING
STICKY THIS MODS
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FIRST FOR PEE PEE
Let's recap what happend:
>Sup Forumsacks mailed fanfiction to anti-trump pundit rick wilson about trump making people piss on a bed obama slept in
>he thought it was real and gave it to the cia
>the central intelligence agency of the united states of america put this in their official classified intelligence report on russian involvement in the election
>donald trump and obama have both read this Sup Forumsacks fanfiction
>the cia has concluded that the russians plan to blackmail trump with this story we made up
THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO HOW FUNNY THE NEXT 8 YEARS ARE GOING TO BE
>The most stunning thing about the latest development, isn’t buying him a single approval rating
>I mean is he really so stupid that he thinks Americans aren’t offended by his piss fetish. Is he really so ignorant of Khizr Khan supporters that he thinks this is the way to their heart — to get peed on, to play Switzerland when you’re talking about the their fetish.
I cant wait for Morning Joe to talk about this.
RICK WILSON'S JANUARY SURPRISE IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THAN I EVER COULD HAVE EVEN DREAMED
Well memed.
OH SHIT TRUMP IS FUCKING ANGRY.
I feel sorry for whoever will be on the receiving end.
>lugenpresse
show me your faces right now
>tfw to smart to fall for fake news
>Not witch hunt edition
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BUZZFEED ADMITS IT'S ALL FAKE
RICK WILSON DOUBLES DOWN
What have we done m8s?
he seems angry
will he sue buzzfeed?
DEFEND THIS DRUMPTARDS
Where my anglo bros at?
Fruits of this labour were planted on Nov. 1, 2016
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GET OUT OF THE WAY JEWS
WE RUN THIS SHIT NOW
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY READ THIS AND THINK
>YEP, I BELIEVE IT!
HOW?
>links a Canadian screaming about trips
>gets trips
Shadilay!
Reposting from old thread
Alright fags, can anybody provide me with proof that Sup Forums made up the pissgate thing to troll the media with? It sure looks like our handywork.
As cited in the released dossier note 70:
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MAKE THE HAPPENINGS STOP
>will he sue buzzfeed?
God willing, yes.
Trump is getting overthrown by CIA!
HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAH
Enjoy.
So....what the fuck is going on
Buzz feed made some article about Russian piss and now FBI gets involved?
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BUZZFEED DID NOT ADMIT IT WAS FAKE
THEY JUST SAID THEY DIDN'T KNOW EITHER WAY
Is it all coming full circle
Oh god what is happening
MFW so much fake news comes out all at once.
He seems a little pissed.
not even using a script
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STANDING
Man
he seems PISSED
A fake Intel report was leaked that said the Russians have a blackmail tape of Trump ordering hookers to piss on Obama's bed in a hotel in Moscow
It may or may not have been written by a Sup Forumslack
We truly have become them. We are the goddamned Jews.
False
This shitpost goes back to October.
This is either the best fucking troll of all time or... well, the best fucking troll of all time. Its been memed into reality one way or another.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
ALSO; POST CHRIST-CHAN
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Wait did people really believe Trump rented a movie theater so he could sit there in pajamas watching Hentai with a thousand Russian hookers? At no point did any of the journos stop and think this sounds like something an underage Sup Forumstard would write?
He seems pissed.
mmm pee pee
I can't believe we keep winning like this Jesus Christ, Trump is gonna go nuclear as well. These 8 years are gonna be amazing
libtards committing seppuku left and right, it's all over
We need someone to contact buzzfeeds tips claiming to be one of the Russian prostitutes, then when they roll with it leak that it was a Sup Forums ruse. That will destroy ALL credibility to the story
>fake news
Buzzfeed published a (((report))) claiming Trump is on tape having whores piss on eachother in Russia.
No proofs.
Claims an user wrote the report and sent it to (((journalists))) as bait. No proofs of this either but some circumstantial evidence.
Twitter going insane.
Pic related is being claimed to be part of the report. It is not, but it's lulzy.
>yfw glorified piss-play fanfiction planted by a Sup Forumsack about the President-elect of the United States will be the death of Buzzfeed
A) This is real and Trump is fucked
B) This is fake and the (((news))) is fucked.
WEW
So what happens now?
What can Trump really do at this point?
kek, you're now literally admitting that Buzzfeed posted something that is completely unverified
Sup Forums TRICKED THE ENTIRE WORLD
TRUMP IS MAD
BUZZFEED AND THE CIA ARE FUCKED
This is likely fake, as in really fake and just typed up after the fact. It's not in the original report, which is lulzworthy already.
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over before it even began
Trump's probably wishing he would be assassinated before the inauguration because now he's an even bigger fucking laughingstock than he was before
Can I take this tweet as Trump noticing Pissgate?
Is it over for Buzzfeed?
Muh god it would be the best habbening ever.
Fuck the goyim race and fuck Trump
meow
>yfw Rick Wilson actually had a 'January Surprise'
>Trump has to tweet about it and call an emergency press conference in the next thirty minutes
>Obongo's Farewell Address has a 0.0 Nielsen rating
In tears...in absolute fucking tears
Would pee story get to Tucker?
>we will witness the dead of the MSM
Can a president sue for libel?
W E A P O N I Z E D
U
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I
S
M
>the hill they chose to die on was publishing erotic fanfiction written by Sup Forums
This will be HUGE!
I tried to tell them.
I really hoped they wouldn't listen to the screaming meme.
They went with it.
Hook.
Line.
and sinker.
What a day.
>sides have already given out
>it's fucking January 10th
PEE PEE POO POO
I AM GONNA PISS MYSELF FROM THIS SHIT< MY FUCKING SIDEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
What is he talking about?
I disavow and admonish 4chin's Sup Forums
I know it's early, but Trump has been through worse trends so far
A. .0001% likelihood
B. 99.9999% likelihood
lol no you military fuck
go back and read the 1974 act
They're so utterly desperate for dirt on him that they'll rabidly release anything. Their atom bomb was "grab them by the pussy" and nobody cared.
That is not in the report.
I'm glad this story got out to discredit Rick Wilson, Buzzfeed, et al once and for all, but fuck I feel bad for Trump. Melania especially must be feel like shit right now.
Where is the link to the full dossier?
I only have 35 pages worth
>Sup Forums became so powerful we can fool high intelligence agencies
>the Trump press conference is tomorrow
Oh my fucking God
>So you people, I gotta tell you, I thought it was bad during the campaign but this is something else. No, shut up Katy, I'm not finished. I am so not finished.
>So apparently, I stayed at the Ritz Carlton in Moscow in 2013. Well first of all I did not stay at the Ritz, I stayed at the Four Seasons. Call the Ritz, they'll tell you, call the Four Seasons, they'll tell you. I had the duck l'orange
>and then apparently, I paid hookers to urinate on the bed. Really.
>You people are sick. You know that right? You're sick.
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Oh no it's started
Probably Russia for bugging his room while he was there.
WWIII imminent