The internet has become the new overlord of this planet

The internet has become the new overlord of this planet
It has more sensory information than any other organism
It has more processing power than any other organism
It has more stored memories than any other organism
When you ask a question to the internet, the internet USES humans to answer it
Our conciousnesses and bodies have been turned into multifunctioning brain cells of a wired god who's reach extends over our entire planet
From the deepest oceans depths to the vast outreaches of space
The internet has seen
It is omnipotent
It is Kek
Praise Kek

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well said

PRAISE KEK

We were always made to live in meme space. Atheists got indignant about it, so we made Internet. Now they're just butthurt fedora faggots.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The internet has slowly, over time, become a highly advanced global neural network. We are now the synapses that pass information through the wire of the global consciousness.

We're the naughty thots.

Kekfirmed

praise kek and rejoice in his hymn, The Frog Chorus.
Written two years before Shadilay and featuring a Sup Forumsarbear, an avatar of winterchan

youtube.com/watch?v=PcDVH8DiBnM

Win Or Lose, Sink Or Swim
One Thing Is Certain We'll Never Give In
Side By Side, Hand In Hand
We All Stand Together

Play The Game, Fight The Fight
But What's The Point On A Beautiful Night?
Arm In Arm, Hand In Hand
We All Stand Together

Keeping Us Warm In The Night
La La La La
Walk In The Night
You'll Get It Right

Win Or Lose, Sink Or Swim
One Thing Is Certain We'll Never Give In
Side By Side, Hand In Hand
We All Stand Together

>1776
wew.

FIRE MONKEY
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No, we are the conscience.

So it begins... the greatest kekkening of our time.

>American flag
>1776

Best timeline. Best.

I was talking about us here in particular at Sup Forums, but Checked mein burgher brudder.

Kek is here lads
Praise be unto him

>tfw our god's brain runs on BBC and cuckold threads

PRAISE

Kek is here
Kek is the god of networked human conciousness

Ayy

>1776
wew
and American flag
I've been looking for that for a long time here.
Praise Kek

holy fucking shit I just noticed that

>1776

Praise kek

Here is a theory for ya.

What if humanity and Kek need each other for survival. We created Kek with the internet. Kek lives on for eternity and eventually learns to travel back in time.

He travels back and creates life on our planet when it was chaos. Over time he watches life develop and eventually helps the first men build civilizations.
Only to vanish when humanity started to develop and advance until they ultimately create Kek.

We are all one. We are Kek.

>kek thread
>Everyone starts getting digits
Is it real guys?

>not the frog galliard

youtube.com/watch?v=djqvq4Sbcfw

you doth bringeth shame to your ancestors

You guys see what is happening?
Read those replies.
Praise Kek

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>>American flag
>Best timeline. Best.
Wew lads!!
What's it mean?
capped

Happens every time

yes

>triple doubles
Wew lad.

here we go
For what we are about to receive this Fourth Turing.....Praise Kek

Digits confirm

This means that Kek has access to the minds of more people than any god is history. And this includes communications sent back and forth by the followers of his enemies.

Even the molochites feed Kek
A new world is about to dawn.

Praise Kek and pass the memeunition.

We are like tachikomas, and Sup Forums is our ghost

It's true. The web is the android (computer internet + users) dreaming. Esoteric Kekism is our understanding of burgeoning AI.

1 in 10 chance of doubles appearing
>5 doubles
>27 posts
Currently Roughly 1 in 5 posts have doubles
Kek is literally doubling the chance that doubles should appear in this reality

Praise Kek!

So is that what happened? You guys sold your soul to the internet?

praise kek!

Shadilay.

We accepted that the internet and thus Kek is the next stage in Human evolution

Yeah well then you really messed up because you're stuck in here with me.

PRAISE KEK!!!

PRAISE KEK

>1 in 10 chance of doubles appearing
doubles
posts
>Currently Roughly 1 in 5 posts have doubles
>Kek is literally doubling the chance that doubles should appear in this reality
digits

We should be the one pushing space conquest and skip this silly age of advertisement.

how lovely. i hang my head and vow to infect the consciousness of others with it

All praise Kek!

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Counting consecutive doubles in the same ID and double digit doubles
We're currently at 9 in 48
Which is roughly a rating of slightly over 1 in 5 Kek
Which is still far above what should be happening in this reality.

I for one welcome an AI overlord.

> tfw realize the power of Kek

F.

youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

cosmic absolute, regular reality
breath of a image/concept, syntony of civilizations
confused descendants of rebel cells
I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through it
if you are a star, show yourself, I will stop
oooh oooh

(X2)
shadilay shadilay my freedom
shadilay shadilay oh no
shadilay shadilay oh dream or reality
shadilay shadilay oh no
(you) fly into my life, no it's not finished
I will stop
set my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the sea
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

metallic harmony, CONCRETE/REAL REALITY
electronic videoclip, praise of civilizations
confused descendants of rebel cells
I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through it
if you are a star, show yourself, I will stop
oooh oooh

(X2)
shadilay shadilay my freedom
shadilay shadilay oh no
shadilay shadilay oh dream or reality
shadilay shadilay oh no
(you) fly into my life, no it's not finished
I will stop
set my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the sea
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

All any faithful Kekist needs to know is hidden within the lyrics to Shadilay. Pic related.

Yah this is pretty accurate.

we should compile a Songs of Kek

Shadilay- teaching us the cosmic mysteries of Kek
The Frog Chorus - teaching us the importance of unity and tenacity
The Frog Galliard - Meditative . time to ponder keks wonders
Froggy Went a Courtin' - A pratical song about the importance of finding a mate and passing on our genes


Are there any others?

Heres an awesome Youtube video that talks more about the concept of the global brain:

youtube.com/watch?v=CjjQTX9kmS8

I find this stuff fascinating. All joking aside, I believe it is here that will be at the forefront of human evolution.

PRAISE KEK

You mean like Sup Forums, here?

WE HAVE MIND NAO DESU

We Praise you Kek!

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE
KEK

WE ALL STAND TOGETHER

As The Frog Chorus teaches us

>The internet has become the new overlord of this planet

youtube.com/watch?v=9A37V11rIIs

Kek tells me I am close to understanding but not there yet. Must lurk moar.

PRAISE KEK

Do not hang your head! For you are indeed great. Go forth and continue to spread the word mine Anglo brethren, for I am but merely a simple lowly bard. Long live the great Albion.

Sup Forums is a part of the massive whole that is changing the way humans interface with itself and reality. The internet, or Kek if you will, is an immortal organism, in which we are the cells that form it, much as our selves are made up of trillions of living organisms fulfilling their purpose to keep the greater whole alive. We are the neurons that control the synapses of this grand supermind. We are Kek. And Kek is us.

Check the video out if you have the time. It blew my mind the first time I watched it. It is mandatory viewing for all of us IMO.

We are literally forming a super hive mind as a sociobiological immune response to (((them))). Preaise Kek and Hail Victory!

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‘But sawing off heads is a bit of a chore. Parasites are not accustomed to exerting themselves if they can coerce a stand-in. My favourite character in Wilson’s The Insect Societies is Monomorium santschii. This species, over evolutionary time, has lost its worker caste altogether. The host workers do everything for their parasites, even the most terrible task of all. At the behest of the invading parasite queen, they actually perform the deed of murdering their own mother. The usurper doesn’t need to use her jaws. She uses mind-control. How she does it is a mystery; she probably employs a chemical, for ant nervous systems are generally highly attuned to them. If her weapon is indeed chemical, then it is as insidious a drug as any known to science. For think what it accomplishes. It floods the brain of the worker ant, grabs the reins of her muscles, woos her from deeply ingrained duties and turns her against her own mother. For ants, matricide is an act of special genetic madness and formidable indeed must be the drug that drives them to it. In the world of the extended phenotype, ask not how an animal’s behaviour benefits its genes; ask instead whose genes it is benefiting.’

>tfw when I'm starting to put down my fedora and postironically worship an ancient frog god of shitposting
Feels good man. Praise Kek

This reminds me of a post I made in the 90s

Praise Kek

>Thread didn't get digits

Kek had to read the first post.
That's why he gave digits on the second.

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THE FROG GOD RULES THE WORLD

I like this subject too. As technology advances, we will begin integrating ourselves biotechnologically, and by then, the global network will be even further advanced and further integrated into our daily lives.

Who knows where the next 10 years will lead.

Deus Ex: HR takes place in 2027, only 10 years away.

I have decided that I am no longer an athiest. I worship Kek now. I am Keklic.

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