>Sup Forums has lately been trying to invoke kek to flood california.
>piss gate happens
>#goldenshowers is trending
>mfw when I finally realized kek's double entendre (California is the golden state)
>when the news broke it started raining hard as FUCK
>mfw realize meme magic is fucking real
holy shit guys
Major flooding tomorrow. Mark my words.
Checked
Learn to swim
I'll see you down in Arizona Bay
Better get out of there before my boy kek purges that shit hole.
Praise Kek
Trips say what part of cali gets flooded
San Francisco
Roling for sf (because I live in L.A.)
Rerol
Make it six months
Three
Reroll
If this post repeats numbers, pissgate will become big scandle and it'll be discovered who user is and that he was Rick Wilson's source. It'll be embarrasing as he brings up evidence such as communications between them two.
PRAISE KEK
Hollywood
What's next? Donald trump clogs a toilet therefore a tornado shits all over the middle east?
PLEASE KEK LA
San Fransisco
...
>tfw too high up to flood
Death Valley
Spic Diego
TAKE MY ENERGY LORD KEK
༼ つ _ ༽つ
Los angeles
GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The whole concept of "Kek" could possibly be real. But I don't think he is a god, if anything Kek is a Tulpa/thoughtform. A collection of psychic energy caused by a collection of people. Directed and instructed. But since Sup Forums is full of many kinds of people without a direct intent. IT only causes random violence.
witnessed
Some Say A Comet Will Fall From The Sky
Followed By Meteor Showers And Tidal Waves
Followed By Fault Lines That Cannot Sit Still
Followed By Millions Of Dumbfounded Dipshits
...
Kek is an incredibly powerful Hive Mind, but said Hive Mind has multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia.
So much power.
So much insanity.
Kek wills it.