IS HE MR. RIGHT OR MR. ALT-RIGHT?

WOW JUST WOW

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>linking directly to the article

Go fuck yourself

Is white nationalism even popular enough for liberal women to fear this?
Or is this msm just fear mongering?

OP is a gay
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>newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/is-he-mr-right-or-mr-alt-right

Well as long as they push this it will help us all out to avoid the cancer that is leftish women. Sounds like a win win

It's not even funny. It's just
>Mr. Right: Brings you the paper in bed on Sunday mornings.
>Mr. Alt-Right: Believes that your Sunday-morning paper is brought to you by a cabal of scheming Jewish élites.

Fucking shit tier bants.

I think it's possible a Sup Forumsack wrote this, or am I just wanting to see our handy work everywhere?

>humor

What did they mean by this?

>no comment section

why are you posting fake news sites?

>Mr. Alt Right
That's cute as fuck, I'm calling my bf that now.
Thanks, Jew Yorker.

HOLY SHIT

>Mr. Right: Impresses you with his ambition and drive.
>Mr. Alt-Right: Has a hard drive full of Pepe the Frog memes.

either way we fucking

Nearly all single women are retarded and left leaning.

I'm both, though

>Just retweeted your dad and called him a cuck.

I'm straight but if a guy showed me a 1tb hard drive that only had pepes in it, I would let him fuck me

among young men, yes you'd be surprised. here at least in the colonies. idk how it is in bongistan.

also is this article real? made me kek.

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>archive.is/qr3AG
>Mr. Alt-Right: Just retweeted your dad and called him a cuck.

i admit, i laughed at that one.

Uh.... I gotta show you somethin user.

>humor in the url

but yes, my advice to women is get a man who can do both

>Mr. Alt-Right: Has a hard drive full of Pepe the Frog memes.
literally half the mexicans I know are now alt-right according to the media

wow

>mister
how dare they assume xerim gender

owo

A lot of it is rather funny, desu.

Jewish propaganda?

Mr. Right: Brings you the paper in bed on Sunday mornings.
Mr. Alt-Right: Believes that your Sunday-morning paper is brought to you by a cabal of scheming Jewish élites.

meanwhile the editor of this magazine is a jew

>that article

And they say that leaf shitposting is bad

what state

a-user.... Give me more (you)'s please
Southern california!

>tags: humor, satire
ITT: 14 yr olds who think the new yorker is a msm shoutpiece

what is this shit?
It's like 14 lines of weak ""jokes""

they don't even mention real memes, just "pepe" and "cuck" (which are like the most surface-level stale ones)

>I was only pretending to be retarded

humor and opinion columns are basically where these outlets to say whatever the fuck they want authoritatively, and back out when challenged, like whoever they damage just can't take a joke.

Still, I find it humorous that an article of any sort needs to be made in order to distinguish "Mr. Alt-Right" from "Mr. Right", as if alt-right values happen to be so in line with promoting positive health families that some sort of special analysis needs to be made.

Who is paying them is what i'd like to know.

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I don't see how being able to impress your gf with ambition and drive and having a hard drive full of Pepe memes are independent of each other.

I thought the New Yorker was supposed to be witty. This is childish drivel.

>when you're trying to be witty but you open your mouth and salt pours out

>mfw I fit the bill for literally all of those things, Right or Alt Right

DEVIOUS

What's wrong with that statement

Stil read it anyway desu

Arizona, what city are you in?

Los Angeles, why user?

sounds like author got fucked then dumped by one of us because he found out she fucked a nigger before

This.

Also, let's not forget who mr alt-right and mr right really is.

kek I thought the same thing

I'm only 6 hours away

Hourly reminder that most white women voted for Trump.

>all these butthurt anons acting like children because they don't want to admit a liberal nailed them.

>Mr. Alt-Right: Believes that your Sunday-morning paper is brought to you by a cabal of scheming Jewish élites.

The irony is that The New Yorker is owned and published by Conde Nast, an extremely Jewish mass media corporation whose President and CEO is (((Robert A. Sauerberg))) and is owned by (((Samuel Irving Newhouse Jr.))) whose actual last name is Epstein.

Remember Sup Forums is always right.

well?

Hardly. This is at best a caricature of the online culture, not what we would actually do among regular people.

No thanks user, maybe we can be friends if you post steam

I thought all trashy women loved bad boys. At least they won't be bored.

This, libs have sticks up their asses and can't into bantz

This entire article is flawed. She gives us something Mr. Right does and concurrently gives us something Mr. Alt-Right does. It seems to me that the author means to imply that the two said actions are independent on each other, but that is wrong. If she is not trying to imply their independence, then I don't know what the hell she's doing.
>Mr. Right: Brings you the paper in bed on Sunday mornings.
>Mr. Alt-Right: Believes that your Sunday-morning paper is brought to you by a cabal of scheming Jewish élites.
It's like this is trying to imply that if he brings you the sunday paper in bed he does not believe that the big news being fed to you isn't arranged by scheming kikes. Very logically flawed

This notion of independence also applies to the author's other points. Clearly not a lot of thought was put into the making of this article

they're literalists, they don't understand anything

I thought it was kind of cute, reminded me of my relationship.
I don't think it was written to be particularly cutting in the first place.

>newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/is-he-mr-right-or-mr-alt-right

schizophrenia comes to the mainstream

A leaf with critical thinking?

This, these are just weak attempts at "humorous" damage control from the jewish press

Well their entire magazine isn't published exclusively for an audience of shitposters, they have to post something with SOME mainstream appeal. What did you think they'd mention, "NOT AN ARGUMENT" or "REEEEEEEEE!"

it's too late, i've already entered

That explains a lot of the left wing shit on ars technica...

holy shit
>that profile
>those groups
>that shit taste in vidya
kill yourself

how is mount and blade shit?

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>current year
>still getting news from a piece of paper and not the Internet like a fucking caveman

>being such a retard you think M&B:WB was the problem
>being so new you think deleting your post will actually remove it

So this is the prestigious new yorker publication I hear about

>Mr. Alt-Right: Just retweeted your dad and called him a cuck.

are trump supporters just alt-australians?

I'm a caveman and I find this offensive, i'll have you know I make my fresh memes on a rock thank you.

If he is not mr. alt-right, he is not mr. right

Women are the kind of people that read this shit and let it take over their minds instead of formulating their own opinions. I'm sure the women who read this fucking article will secretly test their significant others, determine he is "alt-right" through some trivial bullshit, and leave him for that Mr. Right that she so deserves.

what a horrendeus fate, considering that 5 generations ago your ancestors sailed a huge boat to arrive to the land of americas

Witnessed, Praise Kek!
thank you, Lord Kek, for compelling A FUCKING LEAF to post something good, your word.

Praise be holy given our lord and savior Kek.

They had boats!?THEY LIED TO ME!

I would love if my mrs. right had a hdd full of Pepes.

Being a spaz already makes dating a challenge. I decided to go nightmare mode by being a red pilled loon.

Wouldn't we all user?

nah stay in the cave, it's all matrix anyways

>new yorker
((()))

Who in the fuck reads a sunday paper?

Women, niether funny, nor logically minded.

>Mr. Alt-Right: Believes that your Sunday-morning paper is brought to you by a cabal of scheming Jewish élites.
>Mr. Alt-Right: Was banned from Twitter for harassing Leslie Jones.
>Mr. Alt-Right: Refers to you as “snowflake.”
>Mr. Alt-Right: Has a hard drive full of Pepe the Frog memes.
>Mr. Alt-Right: Isn’t afraid to use the term “white genocide.”
>Mr. Alt-Right: Just retweeted your dad and called him a cuck.
What if I know a Mrs. "Alt-Right" who does this?

I have no idea about other areas but nordic pagan natsoc dudes and dudes who post trump memes and stack currency are the majority of the people who hit on me up for dates online.

I tried changing my profile to "mixed race" but no one ever reads profiles.

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like anyone but new yorkers give a fuck or pay attention to the jew yorker

wow it's nothing

It takes an impressive amount of drive and ambition to amass such a large collection of Pepes.

>Mac user

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_feather

They are influencing women to start using access to sex to start enforcing prohibitions against the alt right.

This is exactly what this is an attempt at. Men are swayed with logic, women will change their opinions over """""humor""""" like this. Expect more articles using women against political dissidents in the near future user. The joke tho is ultimately on them however, most of us are never going to get laid for a mirriad of other reasons. That's a good deal why a lot of us are here, if you frustrate more men this way, the more our numbers will grow

thats the same thing

Mr Right on time more like

pretty much this. They don't call us wizards for nothing.

>Believes that your Sunday-morning paper is brought to you by a cabal of scheming Jewish élites.
First one and i lost

feminists want our dicks

youtube.com/watch?v=aN8w7lUMc1o

thats a little funny
just a little