Stop being idiots

Two unrelated things happened today:

1) CNN claims that an ex-MI6 source thinks Russia has compromising info on Trump. (Same old BS as before, just with "muh anonymous MI6 agent")

2) Buzzfeed releases an old PDF that's been floating around for a while, that nobody paid attention to 'cause it was probably fake

Now that you know these two things are unrelated, you're smarter than 95% of the population on this topic.

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cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/
documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
youtube.com/watch?v=iXG9cM5QxgU
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984/Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.pdf
thegatewaypundit.com/2017/01/fake-news-buzzfeed-cnn-fall-trump-piss-story-Sup
twitter.com/trsprudence/with_replies
youtu.be/7O1_0hikl-A
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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I don't get it....

>2) Buzzfeed releases an old PDF that's been floating around for a while, that nobody paid attention to 'cause it was probably fake
The news is that the FBI has deemed the information credible and is now investigating it.

PROTIP: it's true.

The information the FBI claims to have isn't the PDF. For some reason everyone wants you to think it is.

The PDF that buzzfeed released is what CNN is talking about.
So yeah, it's related you fucking retard.

Sage.

I dont think the general population believes the media or government at fucking all

No it's not.

Correction:

>1) CNN reports that a document attributed to an ex-MI6 agent (but unsubstantiated) alleges Russian has kompromat on Trump and has been floating around the CIA, the Senate, and the Obama administration
This is true.

>2) Buzzfeed gained access to this document, which has not been floating around for awhile. Buzzfeed is very up front about this document being unsubstantiated, but decided to let the American people see it, because it has been circulating in the highest offices of government.

You would be surprised....did you know Obama was a thing?

Yeah I was wondering this. This are two different stories it seems but they are mentioned together by everyone

>A dossier, compiled by a person who has claimed to be a former British intelligence official, alleges Russia has compromising information on Trump.
Cnn: ex british intelligence
(you): ex-MI6 source

Totally not the same thing amirite. KYS my friend.
Saged and out.

Can anyone provide proof that they're separate or the same?

how long has this document been floating around? there's no way they would have let him win/run for presidency.

The documents were compiled by the MI-6 agent.

DUDE NO WE TROLED THE CIA

WE'RE RELEVANT AND POWERFUL

How can the memo be true if my post isn't

>former agent
>knowing anything
good try shekelstein

The PDF is the oppo research compiled by that ex-MI6 source for both the anti-Trump Republicans and the Democrats. None of them ran with it because it was full of shit.

It's not an intelligence report and, despite many attempts by many different people and organizations, none of it has been verified. CNN just thought it would have more credibility because of ex-MI6 and because it went through McCain (who also didn't want to give it any credit). McCain was part of the anti-Trump Republican opposition.

CNN got desperate, Buzzfeed latched onto it like cancer.

cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/

Obama and Trump were briefed on them last week. We're not sure how long intelligence officials had their hands on them prior.

There is good reason to believe that at this current stage, intelligence officials are basically being used as political tools by the outgoing Obama administration. The FBI and CIA have been clearly playing partisan politics for awhile now.

It was most likely that the intelligence officials simply told the two of the document and that it may come out, as just to prepare for it.

Buzzfeed release(35 pages long):
documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

Article from pic:
cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/

Okay, finally found the connection. I was sure they weren't referencing the same thing, but it's been proven yet again that CNN doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt.

They seem to be the same documents.

FBI, McCain, and others have had it.

CNN, USA Today, and Buzzfeed say it's been around for months, unverified, and the synopsis Trump and Obama got was of the document.

However, if Trump/Obama was briefed on this (as CNN claimed), that would indicate that intelligence services also believe it to be of relevance for some reason, which either makes CNN liars (possible) or the intelligence service idiots (also possible)

Intelligence still hasn't verified it.

>However, if Trump/Obama was briefed on this (as CNN claimed), that would indicate that intelligence services also believe it to be of relevance for some reason, which either makes CNN liars (proven) or the intelligence service idiots (also proven)

CNN must have pulled the trigger when they found out that Obama and Trump were given the report. Dumbasses.

It's clearly a false report as more and more stuff come out about it that are just blatantly false. It's playing right into desperate liberals.

>There is good reason to believe that at this current stage, intelligence officials are basically being used as political tools by the outgoing Obama administration

this. I never remember so many reports coming from the CIA about jack shit, now every other day the CIA gives an opinion.

Then why are people being briefed on it, or rather, why the hell is someone being briefed on unverified information that pertains directly to things that person is being accused of doing?

"Mr. Trump, we have reports you paid hookers to piss on a bed, but we can't confirm it at this time, just thought you'd like to know we're looking into that"

The Buzzfeed PDF is what CNN is talking about. Just they had slightly more decency than CNN and published the actual text instead of just referring to it, so now everyone can see how retarded it is.

>American intellectuals

are you assuming to have knowledge of how the CIA operates?

It's the same thing, faggot

BuzzFeed just released the actual, ludicrous claims and accidentally discredited the entire story

This is the most inane retarded straw grasping I've ever seen.

>"you have no proof"
"CIA wouldn't do things that way it's fucking retarded"
>"lol r u James Bond how do u know how da see eye aye works"

It's true. Evidence in pic related

So you're saying these two stories that came up at the same time about the Russians having compromising information on Trump are unrelated?

Yeah, nah.

There's a 2 page synopsis and a 35 page pdf (synopsis included). Both were put together by the MI6 guy. Until now, only the information from the synopsis was made public. But Buzzfeed released the whole report because somebody leaked it to them, and that's what's causing the controversy. It details exactly how Trump was compromised, rather than just vague speculation.

Correct me where I'm wrong, I think this interpretation follows this image very well:

You don't even know if he was briefed you dumb leaf

Not at all, I am merely commenting on the things that have been stated. The user I was replying to was offering the lack of verification as a reason why it is in the air, but that doesn't address why Trump and Obama were briefed on it anyway, if that indeed occurred.

They can be related if the public believes that they are related. You see how the outlandish one can discredit the one that is classified and still unpublished? People won't believe any of it.

to put it simply, you're speculating. so fuck off nigger.

Nobody won't disbelieve that Trump would do this. Of course Trump would do this. Hasn't even started his shitty presidency yet

The feeling in my gut is when the CIA/FBI briefed Trump about this data they gave him the chance to do something. The first thing he did was tweet about how great Russia was.

They gave him the out and he refused so the data was leaked and next come the congressional hearings. The shit is going to fall apart fast. The next few months will make watergate look like a walk in the park.

Trump's ego will not let him resign, he will suffer a fate worse then nixon.

we don't even know what they briefed him on. they could have briefed him on something concrete and also told him there were weird unconfirmed rumors of other stuff.

I doubt it. It's obvious that the report is not credible, even the most left-leaning news organizations are saying that they were not able to verify any of the report's information. People are already spotting factual inaccuracies in it. It's pure sensationalism.

There will be a million man open carry march on Washington DC if they try this.

topkek, there are retards that believe this?

Are you legitimately retarded?

The 35 page document is pure Sup Forumsack fiction.

The stupid fucks not only bought it as real, they launched congressional special committees.

See pic related

you're missing the point retard

he's not saying that the info is real or not real, but that the alleged sources are the same

For any journalist reading Sup Forums please read this. I witnessed the "pissgate". I used to live in Russia. Good porn is hard to come by on Russian internet, so I watched through the windows of brothels. Anyway, one day, back in 2014 I witnessed a man who looked remarkably like Donald Trump in a room full of hookers. At the time I didn't really care too much either way, I thought he probably wasn't Trump, and if he was, would it really shock anyone? He's a billionaire, I thought we all accepted they did crazy shit. So Trump and these ladies all set up these black mannequins, putting on fancy clothes and gluing noses and big ears on. Trump and the women slapped the mannequins around a bit before knocking them to the floor. Trump removes his pants and the whores follow suit. Then they pissed on them through their underwear. After that they sat and talked a bit.I couldn't hear very well and I had finished jacking off so I went home around then.

Goons on Something Awful are eating up all of it.

It's like unironically believing in Pizzagate

So much butthurt, I can't wait for your inevitable suicide, leaf.

Trump was briefed on this report. They don't just brief the president on nonsense. The whole report may not be factual but there is truth in there. The Paul Manafort connection is the most likely kernel of truth. If congress proves a connection between Trump and Russia he is fucked

It was Sup Forums you fucking moron.

We wrote it

>Something Awful
Wat. How are they still around?

How do they matter? Do people still visit that place a lot?

Think about it user. Trump is a known germophobe. Doing something like this also doesn't fit his character for many reasons.

This has just as little credibility as that woman who claimed Trump groped her in a plane and was like an octopus. Who even remembers that now? This story is even more ridiculous.

Seriously, it's like unironically believing Hillary worships Moloch

>The stupid fucks not only bought it as real, they launched congressional special committees.

What you posted is not part of the buzzfeed report, just to be clear. No one "bought it as real".

The piss stuff was actually in the report tho

they are trippin because they said he would never win and he did now the public knows liberal media is lying and they desperate

youtube.com/watch?v=iXG9cM5QxgU

No, it's mostly just a leftist echo-chamber and they know it well

And all of this has nothing to do with the CIA...but everyone around here thinks it does.

>They don't just brief the president on nonsense
Not normally, but they do brief the president/president elect on nonsense if it forwards their cause to legitimize this nonsense.

Have you actually read the report?

It's right there

>paying women to urinate on each other while he watches

I wouldn't put it past him, but that is not the point. The real meat of the report is in the Russian connections. The fact that Paul Manafort was used as a go between to move data from Russia to Trump. Or the fact Trump was offered shares in a company if he removes sanctions.

Money and oil user, it all goes back to money and oil

You actually believe our fanfiction is real?

Lmao want to buy a bridge?

Apparently Conway says Trump was never briefed on the thing at all

"I actually have to say as an American citizen, regardless of your party...we should be concerned that intelligence officials leaked to the press and won't go and tell the President-elect."

That would more strongly indicate intelligence had it and didn't bring it up because they were still checking it (that seems very plausible).

I mean fuck, for all we know the summary they were briefed on was about a different document that was also 35 pages, for how much of a complete shitfest this is at the moment.

Where are these pics from anyway? Because they aren't in the cuckfeed report.

That again assumes Trump can be easily bought, not only is he sufficiently rich already but even if he weren't, can you buy he POTUS simply by offering shares in a Russian company?

They're screencaps of the buzzfeed doc.

can someone link the pdf? I don't wanna go to buzzfeed

Mostly retarded Sup Forumstards who didn't actually read the report. Some memer spread them around and people here are too stupid to question them. It shouldn't be surprising then that they also don't question the "the story started on Sup Forums" rumor, which is fucking retarded.

they're faked

if you wrote this disgusting filth you deserve to be executed for treason. you think it's funny telling perverted lies about my dear leader you cuck?

just read through the entire thing again

documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

Nothing about anime/hentai in there. But as I said before the pissing on Obama's bed thing is actually in there. Most of it is about the alleged Trump campaign-Russian govt connection.

Please actually read it so you stop spreading BS.

Also just to be clear I don't believe the report anyway.

No they're not. Are you intentionally lying or just that fucking retarded that you can't even check a source for a screenshot you save?

s3.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984/Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.pdf

The best part is, even though those screenshots youre passing around fake, half the world now thinks Donald Trump likes to be pissed on hahahahah why would you celebrate that.

because he can now destroy our enemies through libel and slander lawsuits.

and if its good enough arrest them for sedition.

starting with the sick fuck who posted those disgusting treasonous lies in the first place.

welp

found the regressive leftist

thegatewaypundit.com/2017/01/fake-news-buzzfeed-cnn-fall-trump-piss-story-Sup Forums-prank/

>starting with the sick fuck who posted those disgusting treasonous lies in the first place.

It was a Sup Forumsack trolling Rick Wilson and Rick fell for the bait, and then passed it on to John McCain who fell for the bait, and then the CIA (lol)

twitter.com/trsprudence/with_replies

wait so, does this mean I'm in MI6?

wow the cuckold who supports treason against trump and slanderous filth being spewed against him at every turn calls me a leftist. thats rich. by the way, if I was a leftist I would be progressive, regressive is a good thing, libtard.

maybe a little less chinken oil

>Sup Forums just trolled the CIA
>you're mad for some reason

Spotted the shill

making up sick perverted lies about Trump is not "trolling", it's treason. This sick fuck needs to be executed in the street. You fucking libtards think this is hilarious? You're complete and utter disdain for trump knows no bounds does it? you really aren't above making up the sickest, most perverted lies you can think of. it's disgusting. A stinking bunch of animals, the lot of you.

Can I borrow your Aston, James?

youtu.be/7O1_0hikl-A

>(((BS)))
>BP

3/10, need to dial it back to be believable

is that you Ricki?

you're the fucking shill. I can't believe hillary is still paying, even I didn't think she'd stoop as low as making up this disgusting filth. You seriously believe trump is capable of that? wtf is wrong with you?

Dude literaly just read the document yourself, the crazy sex stuff isnt in there.

The allegation is that PUTIN spied on Obama naked with his wife in a Russian hotelroom and TRUMP watching peepee squirting on that same bed. Clinton got his dick sucked, David Cameron fucked a dead pig in the mouth, no-one ever seems to care. Except kids. If you had video of Trump and a kid. That would would do it. Piss is nothing, everyone still loves R-Kelly right? Oliver North, now that was a story!

5/10 -- getting better

keep working at it, bro!

what else should I expect from a buch of fucking canadians. you're entire nation is full of cuckolds who make shit up on a daily basis. Fuck you, libtards. This is an act of war.

>thegatewaypundit.com/2017/01/fake-news-buzzfeed-cnn-fall-trump-piss-story-Sup Forums-prank/

All well in good, and that article is pretty concince... but it still doesn't reference the Trump Pajama Party.

I get it, this story is horseshit- but if we are going to squash it, we cannot only read the headline and go spouting everywhere "pajamas! Animango!" We will look like fucking fools, even bigger than the Buzzcucks.

Though it's all fake, it could be damaging to the minds of the retarded masses.

4/10

slipping back into bad habits there bro

Nah, laying it on too thick

Bad goy, read the handbook again

typical libtards. none of you can use logic so you just post memes. It's sad really. I can't wait until trump nukes your entire fucked up civilization.

Proof though?

lol wow you guys are fucking retards. Someone shops a photo and you guys believe it with no other evidence. No wonder guys like Alex Jones are rolling in dough with all you marks sucking his cock.