It's the FBI, open the door

>it's the FBI, open the door

Post yfw

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Staunch, cunt.

come kick in the the door ou subhuman government kikes

Give me a minute, I'm on the toilet!

Since when does the FBI smell like poo?

We know what you would do India.

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>buckle up boys

>AM I BEING DETAINED?M?MM@??*×?¿

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I don't answer my door, for anyone. No one is ever home.

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Something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=gnKuATDRsBs

>"Just a minute gentlemen, just getting the cookies out the oven."

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>taking indian threads seriously

go shit somewhere else curry faggot.

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j-just a s-second guys...

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Hey guys, nice to see you.

Great job helping Trump win!

>run pic related

mfw it actually happened in '11.
Goddamn Sup Forums trolling nearly cost me decades in prison.

This

that's not the FBI, pajeet

It's already happened.

Well, they sent an informant.

Kid practically pissed his pants.

>literally mfw

Unless you have a warrant, fuck off.

Details pls.

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no you didnt

Details?

>"Hello, police? Some guys are claiming they are from the FBI and want to come into my house, please come safe me from these weirdos!"

Holy shit. Happened to me too.

Except it wasn't Sup Forums trolling.

Pretty sure I'm still on a watch list, they were going through text records and listening to phone calls.

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Oy vey.

FBI knocking on a croatian door.
something's afoot there

does croatia have extradition treaty with the US?

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>who? me?

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>they never knew I was dog

Probably wasn't the FBI per se.
We have our own police senpai.

Come in

Well, based on that gif, I'm fine. I'm an autist, not a vampire.

i fight for lolis

>tfw Sanader na 4chanu

*unsheathes red pill*
heh... what took u so long??

hoo i thought you left the USA for croatia in a hurry after their visit.
disappointed a lil bit
mind sharing the story.

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You're jewish, aren't you?

I'm not the same guy that got arrested.

>Ever answering the door when you aren't expecting someone.

You are under no obligation to open the door for anyone unless a warrant is present.

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>FBI

>CROATIA


seems legit

dun dun dun da da dooe dooe ba pa pa da pa

I got high and started threatening to go on a rampage hunt on Sup Forums. Said I have shitload of guns left from the war.

1.5 months later they broke into my house and sent me to the terrorist section. Got a beating, was hold for 24 hours and had to spend 1 month in processing prison. They sent me home when they realized I was a neet.

They had a 400 page file of my browsing history, pictures of my house and my dad and brother. My Facebook inboxes and my yahoo mail logs. Pretty darn scary.

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please, tell me pissgate was real for the impeachment, I dont want to pay for the wall.

>Got a beating
did it hurt?

that's fucked up if true.

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Yes, hello?

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No but the guy looked scary as fuck. 2 metre tall ginger motherfuck with the scariest blonde eyes ever.

I get in the car and drive.
Play Eurobeat at full volume so I'll be remembered as a fucking madman

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Hahahahahahaha.

If that's what they can do in Croatia I imagine they can do the whole 9 yards here. Did they have your Sup Forums posts?

1.5 months later is a bit pointless though, I thought they'd get you the next week at the very least.

I'm picturing you leaving the station like Kaiser Soze, so don't go kill ppl pls.

Ramon, explicame lo que esta pasando con el pissgate. es real o fue un troleo de nosotros, los adoradores del kek?

>Open door
>Completely nude
>Sporting half to 3/4th a chub
>"You boys shore gots a purdy mouf"

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Exactly, I thought they were gonna come in an hour when the thread went over 300 replies.

They had all the thread printed with IP adresses of each post and one guy from the US who replied to the thread got arrested too. Never found out who he was just remember they said his name was Taylor.

at least you got a better deal than that Sup Forums tripfag

>Small calves

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Todo falso, Buzzfeed y CNN lo creyeron. Rezemos a kek para que esto les desacredite del todo para siempre.

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jajjajajajajaja es verdad, que cabrones somos entonces jajajajajajajajja hasta los de la CIA y mi tonta madre pensaba que ya lo iban a destituir hoy jajajaajja

>Syria

ISIS a shit I hope Assad sends you all to hell.
If not ISIS pls ignore.

>They had all the thread printed with IP adresses of each post
half othe post pics like this what do ?

>An angel and a demon claiming to be the FBI at my door

I'm glad i watched this shipwreck

>frank abignale some chicken soup labels and pocket the hard drive
"On the tub, i'll' be there in a minute!"

>"Who is Pepe?"

"He's a meme"

>"A what?"

"A meme, like he's not a guy"

>"Don't know anything huh?"
>*beating intensifies*

dun dun dunn dun dun yeah yeah!

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Fucking normies

I'm not enabling your fetish, Pacobell.

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>"What is Pepe?"

"He's a funny maymay I saw on 9gag, Hillary says he's a white supremacist symbol"

>"Pavel. Lock the door and turn the camera off"

Your not FBI. You're CIA.

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>Moving all the Somalis to hwhite states

Obama and his team are such swine.