Why is he spazzing out so hard?

Why is he spazzing out so hard?

Because he hasn't had his daily mouthful of piss?

>are we living in Nazi Germany?

Soon, mein fuhrer

"""Reputable"""" legacy media is reporting he's involved in a piss fetish affair with Russians based on a fucking shitpost from a Sup Forums user.

He's the fucking president-elect for fuck's sake. I'd get pissed too, pardon the pun.

Because he had a rough childhood.

Pee Pee Poo Poo

>shitpost from a Sup Forums user.


HAHAHAHA are you serious hahahhahah

He fought and won the hardest and nastiest American election in a century, but now he's realised that he's got the forces of the deep state/shadow government arrayed against him and they're going to make beating Hillary look like child's play. Can't imagine the stress he's under now

>last year and a half barraged by media with lies
>family name smeared cause he's """racist"""
>more info """leaked"""
>"trump likes piss in his mouth"

I'd be pissed too

There is a bright side here. No liberal faggot elected to any office can ever cry about not being respected. We never have to acknowledge anyone's authority we don't agree with. They're burning down the only implied protection ever afforded them.

You would be angry too

Impeachment.

>implying hypocrisy ever stopped them before

I seriously love this guy so much. He's not even president yet and he's already the best president ever.

wtf I hate Trump now

Because his family has to read that disgusting fanfiction. Good job pol, you made him and you'll finish him

This. STAND WITH TRUMP.

Why doesn't someone call up Rick and ask him

Hey Rick it's all the way to 9000

user is lawyering up to release his email correspondence with Wilson fucking KEK

I got the psyop feeling watching all the Obama feels porn then contrasted by all this piss stuff. They're setting up the fall guy

you people just refuse to see it.

he's tweeting that way because all of twitter's attention was on Obama yesterday, and he wants some too.

he could have let this go. You don't think his team of like 12 people wouldn't chain him to a radiator if this story was real, to stop him from making it even worse?

Clearly they know it's not real and he's just trolling.

I don't see how you don't get it. It fits perfectly with his mainstream media is out to get me narrative and will only energize his supporters even more, not to mention when nothing comes of this story and media ends up being proven a liar then he will have support to all the things he wanted to do with the libel laws. BuzzFeed is kill. Press F to pay respects.

>babby's first Trump tweet spree

You do not even know my endgame

>Russia says its not true!!!
Phew

needs to happen

12 year old in 70 year old body.

*pisspost

because he's trying to get through to literal man children.

OP is clinically retarded because the only thought in his head is under 140 characters.

Lefties/commies/likes will belittle you no matter what.

4 tweets in a row? To make a legitimate sentence
>omg guiz, he's loosing it. Am I right?

Fuck off retard

>Wake up at 6 AM
>Be trump
>Learn that faggots on an image board started a fake rumor that you Piss on hookers
>Have to deal with this all the way throughout your presidency even though it is proven fake

Fire up the ovens Hanz, (((CNN))) and (((Buzzfeed))) are going to burn. Heil Trump. Seig Heil!

He is baiting the libs with that one.

Hope he smashes the CIA and the other snake pits completely and creates new agencies

It came to light that the Russians have compromised personal and financial information on Trump.


Who knows what they'll be able to get out of him

No he didn't. He had an easy, privileged childhood of vast wealth and luxury. 'Man of the people', my ass!

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE.

OP

He speaks truth

Kek has placed him to do great things for my country

God King Emperor Trump

>a great "movement" is verified

what did he mean by this

Because the media is trying so desperately to get him impeached that they were willing to publish anything to suit their narrative, even something fabricated by a childless man who masturbates to anime all day.
I would be furious too desu.

The memewar has just begun my brothers

>Are we living in Nazi Germany?
cheeky

>Why is he spazzing out so hard?

Because unlike you it is not a joke you fucking virgin.

He has a wife, he has kids, and he's running for office. These kind of allegations, regardless of being false, have an immense backlash in his life.

There's a reason why rape allegations send normies into complete depression and into downright suicide. Trump has to deal with that kind of barrage on a daily basis. You expect him to be all smiles and sunshine once that news reached his wife and children?

>CNN says you paid Russian hookers to piss on a bed Obama slept in and that's why you're nice to Russia because they have the video of it

Yeah, I'm sure you'd be farting thanks to them.

you're saying this like its a bad thing..

He's the president. He's gonna deal with criticism EVERY FUCKING DAY for millions if not billions of people. You faggot. Did you say this under Obama?

Because he's Donald J. Trump. He's a thin-skinned, histrionic meme factory with an over-inflated ego. Why do you think we voted for him?

...

Where's CNN saying Obama got hookers to piss on a bed that Bush slept in, and the Saudis know about it and they're bribing him?

obama never had to deal with anything like this

>inb4 someone said he was a nigger

>shitpost from a Sup Forums user

Literally zero proof that this is the case. Some of you really need to learn to think for yourself a little. I'm not even saying the report it true (I think it's bullshit), but absolutely nothing links it to Sup Forums.

Liberals are going to have a field day with the Nazi Germany tweet

Because people are so desperate to attack his character that they latched onto a Buzzfeed article with no verified source

Well when you have people slandering your name 24/7 for over a year you get tired of it I'd assume.

>Did you say this under Obama?

Yes because regardless of "hilarity" calling Obama's wife a tranny does have repercussions.

It's glad we are protected under the first amendment but some people push that shit to the point where these people want to take that shit away or outright restrict it as much as possible.

He's going to milk the fuck out of this, I just hope he doesn't get "pissed off" with Sup Forums, whoever they are.

Because someone just released a document saying he used prostitutes to piss on Obama figures for sexual pleasure. How would you respond if the ENTIRE world saw this?

>user says he's giving hookers, Russian conspiracies, involving Trump, to Wilson in October
>talks about it it November; with ex-Mi6 as the "source"
>Wilson says he has a bombshell in late October
>Yesterday, a report about Russians having dirt on Trump, involving Russian hookers, was supposedly leaked by Wilson and his source was an ex-intel agent from the UK

Yeah, you tell me the conclusion you can draw.

>inb4 someone said he was a nigger

Think the worst Obama ever got was

His wife is a dude
He is a homosexual
He is not a US citizen

Outside of that I can't think of anything that's downright hurting his reputation.

>Saudis know about it and they're bribing him?

The media doesn't care. If anything they'd praise the bastard for colluding with satan if they ever got the chance because fuck Christians.

fuck off shill. you lost

>All these butthurt Trumpshills ITT

Trump pushed the birther nonsense for years, yet Obama NEVER responded in kind.

Karma is a bitch. It's hilarious watching the Annoying Orange melt down like this.

Because hes going to make them all pay dearly and he wants them to see it coming before he does

You never read his memoirs on revenge did you?

He knows every gun owner, cop, soldier, general and man willing to go to war for his nation is behind him. He knows thats all that matters and the only thing he needs.

They are digging their grave so deep they arent even able to fling the dirt out anymore. At this point, (((they))) are literally just burying themselves with every move they make.

Show me how you act when news outlets around the world are reporting that you were in a pee pee poo poo orgy.

You thought that was "spazzing"? What a sheltered life you live.

>Think the worst Obama ever got was
>His wife is a dude
>He is a homosexual
>He is not a US citizen
>Outside of that I can't think of anything that's downright hurting his reputation.

i know. thats my point.

Why don't we just clean australia of everything and colonize it?

Or maybe sell it to the Chinese in return for forgiving all our debt. Watch your mouth boy

This is Trump counterintel. Explains a lot.

Preibus didn't outright eeny the report, and Washington Post and NBC have known about this since last summer.

Makes you wonder.... explains the gold infatuation.

>No valid argument so you just respond to shitposting/country banter

typical, can't wait until king cheeto is impeached and put on the first flight to gitmo

Hey guys, military here. What the fuck is going on with this shit? Deployed and don't know shit

Wasn't there a youtuber with some e-celeb status found out to be a scat loving homo? How did he react?

I love how he tweets

I'm sure you and your liberal friends doesn't think sex with minors is anything to worry about but it is.

Australia desperately trying to reclaim its "best shitposter" title from the leafs.

>"leak"
Lmao he knows what he's doing

>absolutely nothing links it to Sup Forums
Are you Scottish or just mentally disabled?

>israel's savior is having a heart attack on Twitter

SAD!

My sides

CNN and the COA though didnt approach Obama with "Sir your wife may have a cock"

This whole thing is really chilling for me. We went to war in Iraq because of these people. Part of me thinks we should unilaterally disarm our nukes because it shows our leaders are incompetent

Do you think he noticed us ?

Will he acknowledge it was done in good faith to destroy the medias credibility for the way they treated him or maybe he knows and is just going along with it ?

Do you think it was Baron who created pissgate ?

Do we control reality now ?

You know there is a bit of irony here considering the pushed for the birth-certificate conspiracy on obama.

I still believe this birth shit is a false flag.

>Trump
>Legitimate sentence

You're kidding right?

>a fucking leaf

Oh... carry on...

*CNN and CIA

>we
>Canada flag

MANY SUCH CASES

>I'm sure you and your liberal friends doesn't think sex with minors is anything to worry about but it is.

Degeneracy is bad when Trump does it.

If these sex positions aren't between a man and a women of legal age (missionary/doggy style) it is downright degenerate.

Being this mich of a faggot.. u auck obamas dick like this?

Because everytime this happens he will get thousands of phonecalls an hour from Friends, Family, Colleagues and associates all saying: "Is it true Don?" and he will now have to spend the next few days dealing with that while also trying to get his affairs in order for the inauguration and upcomming office.

Its wasting his time, his families and friends time, our time when we could all be getting on with something more productive.

Its libel and its illegal to defame someone in this manner if the source is found to have known it was false from the start. You would be pissed too and if you were as rich as him, you'd be assembling your lawyers.

>yet Obama never responded in kek
Holy fucking shit Bruce, are you telling me you haven't seen how Obama laid into President-elect Trump at every opportunity?

Are you telling me you didn't even know that without Obama's jibes, President-elect Trump probably would never have run?

I thought you lads were good shitposters but honestly you've disappointed me for the first time

He's mad, you can tell that when he's in office he's going to do something about the lügenpresse, big league!

>1 leaf

Whoa hold it right there canacuck you don't want to leave your country leafless.

That post didn't have the right details, though. Mentions a US informant when the current source is MI6.

>are we living in Nazi Germany?

What did he mean by this?

Nah, we ALWAYS had the title of 'best shitposter'. Fuck off, ya poofter!

kek, has anyone tried the number?

Those old Sup Forums posts are unverifiable hahaha. Beyond parody you lot.

This place is 18+. Please leave.

>user says he's giving hookers, Russian conspiracies, involving Trump, to Wilson in October
One of the reason I don't buy the report is the same I don't buy that Sup Forums was involved in any way shape or form. Unverifiable allegations. Also the story was first broken by Mother Jones. Rick Wilson only leaked the report.

That bowl cut.

Raging at the Pravda lite MSM is fine with me
The wikileaks proved every single MSM organization except FOX is not only biased towards the democrats the COLLUDE with them to create news and drive their narrative

The MSM is literally an enemy of truth and freedom and seek to use their power to directly harm each and every one of us.

We won the first battle of the meme war but it is far from over.

You know Canada has the best shitposters, brit daddy. We're the good daughter who still loves you and isn't a criminal in rehab. ^_^

>Months ago some former MI6 guy whom intelligence agencies actually put stock in started saying Russia had blackmail material on Trump and had been in contact with him in various ways with shit going back 5-8 years.
>This shit starts getting looked into for any verification
>Specifically spearheaded by John Mccain of all people
>We're still far from any verification, but the info got spread around to journalist all over
>Report even gets at least a bullet in Obama and Trump's breifings.
>This unverified report gets released by Buzzfeed
>First page of the report claims part of the Russian material on trump includes him paying prostitutes to piss on a bed in some Presidential Suite in Moscow
>Shit has fucking exploded from there.

Tl:DR; Some unverified, but actually being investigated report of CRAZY RUSSIAN SHIT connected to Trump got released way too early by Buzzfeed.

>Literally zero proof that this is the case

No proof, you say? Huh....lol!

Methinks the Cheeto Man protests too much.

>CNN and the COA though didnt approach Obama with "Sir your wife may have a cock"

that's my point.

Imagine if you won against all odds and your own intelligence service still couldn't accept the result. He should clear them out.