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>DAT DAMAGE CONTROL

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Uh-oh...who's going to get caught?

So what's stopping pedophiles from just blaming it on Russian hackers?

pizzagate will be confirmed true
they'll blame the russians
this is a strategy

>pizzagate turns out to be real
>shit gets out everywhere
>tons of pressure on the pedos
>IT WAS THE RUSSIAN HACKERS ONCE AGAIN GOD DAMN RUSKIES

I can already see it coming ayy

They better be democrats holding political offices, otherwise it won't fly.

That guy probably hunts and pecks on a keyboard.
But anytime something is compromising on a politician computer it will be lol hacker's.

russian hackers made me get Ds on my mid terms.

russian hackers hackd my lottery tickets. didnt win.

wtf I love pedos now

>o-oh, officer, I don't know how this got here, must be russian hackers!
>right well then, that could be, i'll let you off with a warning. fucking commies

OY VEY OH GAWD ITS ANUDDA SHOAH

All of you get CP on your drives.
You'll get b& or you better claim it was russian hackers that have done it.
Even if it was the CIA.

You have to be a Democrat politician to be able to diddle kiddies and get away with it.

>be me
>actually russian
>great meme war veteran
>pizzagate looks like something, but not enough hard evidence
>this article
>mfw

>elites sweating profusely

mfw

At this point, I would not be surprised if the CIA blamed the Russians for Obama's dog shitting on the carpet in the Oval Office.

>Russian hackers did 9/11

>Russia guilty of literally everything bad that happens in the world.

>Today my alarm clock was off and I woke up late.
>It was Russian hackers again.

>mfw the angle is to remove the criminality associated with pedophilia so the sick fucks in power can play the Russia card when they're all exposed

Thank you for you service fellow veteran.

i think same when see the article...Looks like FBI will find some CP in Democratics Computer, and of course...Blame Russia.

I Can't...


I just...


Sup Forums was right again... Fuck me....

We really ought to make a pool for who gets fried first.

Bonus points for guessing if they get caught, or thrown under a bus by someone else.

this is so ridiculous

Fucking FSB does every night to my PC! Pls help

REV UP THE BUSSES

so basically every hillary supporter then?

Anyone know what anime this is from?
Looks familiar but the Russian hackers stole the memories from my brain.

>download fuckloads of CP
>it was Russia
>download fuckloads of illegal games/movies/music
>it was Russia
>hack the US government from your computer
>it was Russia that hacked my computer to hack you

Cyber crimes are now null and void, enjoy anons.

>tfw you realize the "Russian hackers" are Emmanuel Goldstein

This whole russia-blaming thing is so wierd..
Russia stopped being le big evil bogeyman that everyone is scared of a long time ago.
People are much more hostile towards muslim nations like Saudi Arabia, or even China.
Why do they keep stiring in that direction?

old instructions

>Cyber crimes are now null and void
IRL crimes as well. Just tape a computer chip to your gun. Boom. Russian hackers.

>Why do they keep stiring in that direction?
Because Putin is happy to have an external enemy for the populace to focus on while his buddies keep consolidating the wealth in Russia.

Said it for 5+ years, this is planned and agreed upon by both "sides".

>Elites start getting busted for child molestation
>RUSSIA HACKED MY PENIS

>russia
>wealth

>Be IT
>Know how hard it is to plant stuff on computers
>Cant even imagine how foreign networks would do so with out any evidence
>Not to mention the registry edits,
>time/date collaborations so person caught with kiddie porn was not half way across the country away from computer when it happened

Dam these Russian hackers must be Star Trek level computer wizards, how long till they break the warp barrier?

Not like your country has a shortage of Russian oligarch billionaires buying up everything from football clubs to fuck knows what.

Its a well established narrative. There's a sort of folklore air about Russia. The distant artic land where the crazy, Kalashnikov toting, vodka swinging, slav-song singing Ruskies live. Its very romanticized.

It is fairly hard to plant things without suspicion, but that's only a concern for lawful measures. They don't care about the law, they'll just put it on there and then hold a press conference detailing how you're a fucko.

Pizzagate confirmed real

Theyre not hacking the brightest goys in the jar

Asking for a friend?
Sorry pedo only politicians can do that.

>mfw this turns out to be true

They already did.

CUA just informed me that the ammonium levels in the urine that Trump has been collecting is used to allow Russians to warp across Gore's internet in an infectiously amoebic manner.

Some Star Trek shit indeed

holy fuck this is a great time here

My god, is there anything russian haxxxors can't do?

Manipulation is based on emotional level not facts.

But this vodka drinking, bear wrestling, street squatting narrative simply does not compute with hacking narrative.

That's why they're trying to smear Trump, CIA is a jewish org that blackmails pedo politicians to open the borders

>implying the whole reason cp laws exist isn't in the first place isn't solely for the purpose of political takedowns

If I were Trump I'd pull every string possible to get him to fucking live until he dies in Alaska after this literal trolling.

enjoying your sharia law?

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Holy shit Hans you're one to talk

Holy shit

>*zip pants*
OY VEY
>*put a Bella and the bulldogs poster in front of a cavity in a wall*
I SWEAR IT WAS THE RUSSIANS
>*suppress his vine account*
ALL ALONG
>*hide (((abstract arts))) paints hanging on in the living room*
FUCKING GO-..HACKERS !!

> CIA: Russia hacked Pedosta into molesting kids
Man, you'd think with these powers we would already conquer entire world long time ago.

yeah, this old faggot is still pissed he got rekt in an election and now he is trying to fuck trump's shit up. sad old homo

should have stayed in Vietnam

I don't see any rapefugees here in my city

This would be a better country if he had

Soon. They will pillage your country

ok. That's just stupid.

And I suppose Russian hackers are going to create realistic photoshops and movies of theses people fucking the children. So we should believe that bicep evidence.

And after that they will expect us to believe video evidence they present on thier enemies.

the world probably would be better.

>b-but the Russians planted those pictures of me pounding a ten year old in the ass!

The perfect defense

Stop fuckin with our innernets, Vlad.

oh shit they talking child porn?

how do they know about that they aren't in the book remaindering business

>Its very romanticized.

nothing romantic about a nation of whores

i'd be pretty pissed if i would get v& for candy and they wouldn't even let me look at it first.

>CIA is a jewish org

when did this happen? I thought CIA was founded by German scientists taken into the US during operation paperclip, under the Dulles brothers, who were also very pro cold war.

>Got in a fender bender? Blame a Russian!
>Ate your coworkers lunch? Just blame a Russian!
>Clogged the toilet at your girlfriends parents house? Must I say it, blame it on the Russians!

America's favorite new hit TV game show.

Too late, fuckers, I am hacking Pizza onto your computer as we speak!

All this stuff happening right before he attends office is pretty interesting

Hope he doesn't get a (((heart attack)))

You gotta be kidding

CIA has always done the (((freemason task)))

Holy shit. It's like cold war all over again but instead of Russian spies being behind everything it is Russian hackers.

no, it isn't like that, because there really were russian spies, and lots of them.

newsmax.com/brennan/McCarthy/2007/12/18/id/322450/

It does. We drink vodka and squat, but engineering education is considered to be good since USSR, so we really have a lot of highly qualified hackers (I mean, outside of this story, there really are many Russian hackers)

Hillary expected to have to get along more with Saudi Arabia/China than Russia if she won. Now that Trump won, the left has to stick with the Russia narrative.

Also, Putin's built up more of a cult of personality, so it's easy to blame him for everything. Can you name the leader of China from memory? Or Saudi Arabia? But you can easily substitute Russia with Putin in any mainstream news story and nothing changes.

I called this when pizzagate was just starting, when fbianon first appeared.
I fucking called it.

Donald Trump himself just told the world that russia ahs hacked the USA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH FUCKING TRUMPETS BLOOOOOWN THE FUUUUUCK OUT

>hacked the USA
got that ip address handy?

>MCMICHAEL claimed this post was by Russian hackers

Does anybody else think that the spy chief(lol) being so, well...public about enemy intelligence and strategy is somewhat awkward?
You'd think it'd be a little more low key.

>RUSSIA DID IT PIZZA GATE IS FAKE NEWS!!!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

How are these slavs so computer savvy?

-lmao?

Nyan koi

How does he get away with this?

I'VE BEEN RUSSIA'D

You better start carrying around pocket sand
ShashaSha SHAH!

And journalists will shill this story hard, even though they will know it's not true.

But hey, it's the right wing who's involved in post-truth politics!

#PizzaGate is being investigated by the FBI according to David Seaman who was kicked off Huffpost for publishing about it

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theyre getting ready to blame it on Russians

D...Did Sup Forums lose 300 lbs?

>top spy
>get owned by mongolian rice bowls resonance powered forum board

Nobody will ever respect intelligence agencies again.

Nobody is buying the russian hacker story though.....

Those fucking evil Russian bastards better not try putting any of that on MY fucking computer. They especially better not even try to put it into C:/pictures/whackingmaterial/deliciouscake, which is a folder I use to store recipes for baking and pictures of my hammer collection. Don't even think about it, you commie scum bastards. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Especially don't do it by this weekend, when my wife will be out of town.

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>People are much more hostile towards muslim nations like Saudi Arabia, or even China.
>Why do they keep stiring in that direction?

Because this is the left -- they can;t suddenly embrace Islamophobia, even to save their own skins.

Since Russia is no longer a socialist fellow traveler with them, they can blame Russia now.

>Just tape a computer chip to your gun. Boom. Russian hackers.

Tape it to you forehead, in case, on the spur of the moment, you want to commit a crime that does not require a gun.

But more seriously, I would expect that very defense to be used if any of those "smart guns" are actually out in the wild...

Like putting too much air in a balloon!