Fascism is here, hunker down time
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'member when "Talk is cheap" used to be a respected phrase
Too bad Pat can't be with his wife.
trump told some rude asshole to shut up
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NUCLEAR WAR HE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL
Were coming for you too Patton. We know what you did.
go be with your families
Good thing my wife is alive and well, thanks Patton
Did his wife get a hold of his twitter, or
I wish Oswalt would go and be with his wife.
Lol they think they live in an abc tv show
There are far too many children and not enough adults around
Of course his priority would be to hoard food.
I mean you should be prepping for when the lefties chimp out.
What did he say at the press conference to get them so angry? tldr me
go be with your families
*hails cab to cemetery*
Is he literally shaking?
Something is coming and it isn't winter!
Liberal doom and gloom is the thing i hated most at the end of 2016 and it still tops the list.
patton? isn't this the guy that killed his wife?
let's hope he goes with his wife
That's just the diabetes
What a fear monger.
Great. When the day of the rope comes we'll get free supplies. Tards won't buy guns to defend themselves.
first fucking thought too
They don't believe the administration can make the press their bitch when their guy is in office, but when Trump shows the world that the administration holds all the cards they get it.
The press has been compromised since forever.
said CNN is fake... not worthy to be pissed on
Why dont you go be with your wife, Patton.
Your wife isn't alive anymore either, Patton, so you can't go with her either.
Hoard food because that's the best you can do fatfuck.
Fatton Oswalt telling people to horde food
We're all gonna die! Fascism!
Probably tweeted that while sipping a coconut latte.
This guy talks about going home to be with our families as if he had one, since he let her wife die. At least he is a master at hoarding food as his belly proves
Holy shit Repbulicans are such fear mongers, not all muslims, not all Mexicans!
holy shit trump didn't answer a question at a press conference, get ready for nuclear war
How can I hoard food when that fat widower fuck is eating it all?
we need to start a peepee on pepe protest.
need picts posted to twitter were retards are all pissing on MAGA hats and frog plushies
I think some people need that food more than others, Fatton.
Fuck now that a 2 bit comedian and man whose wife died to get him out of her life asap said this its officially over.
Go be with your families.
I can only hope he joins his wife.
If he finds a lady she will be another victim of his insolence
kek be praised
I find it funny liberals used to make fun of preppers. Now that they lost the election they are becoming what they hate.
Liberal doom and gloom is the thing i hated most at the end of 2016
Buckle up, buckaroo. You got eight years of "#TheResistance" ahead of you.
Patton has been hoarding food since the King of Queens days. Nothing new.
if i was a pussy id be shaking just like he faggot liberals. fuckin trudeau bringin in muzzies and taking our jobs and these faggots are complaining about trump? fuck they dont know how good they got it.
Lol, these faggots are so desperate to scare the normies.
Trump isn't funny
No shit fatton, he's president, not a comedian.
terrifying press conference
Words scare you? Or golden showers? Or your inability to see fake news?
Normal air bag response. Just fear mongering.
only thing his audience (the left) preps is the bull
HOW DARE YOU NOT LET US SLANDER YOU AS A HENTAI WATCHING PISS FETISHIST RUSSIAN AGENT WITH NO CONSEQUENCES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is why their party is fading into obscurity.
And they call Trump the fear mongerer
"Patton Oswalt smothered his wife while she slept."
Good thing these guys don't believe in guns.
tells to simmer down to a guy from an outlet that ran a literal slanderous hitpiece about pass fefishes
WHAT A FASCIST
why are Americans are so melidramatic
WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS SAY SHIT LIKE THIS TO SCARE NORMIES AND THEN NEVER MOVE TO CANADA OR SWITZERLAND LIKE THEY THREATEN TO?
OH YEAH THATS RIGHT BECAUSE THEY ARE FAT FUCKING FAGGOT CONTROLLED OPPOSITION THAT BELIEVE ZERO OF WHAT THEY WRITE.
Patton's fat ass would be the first one to the concentration camp, I'd work some bacon off his back.
Hunker down? I've been waiting for right wing fascism my whole life.
Dispatch the elite Nazi hunters
I dont give a fuck anymore what these dipshits shout out on any media, that press conference gave me hope on future that wont be suppressed with nothing less than carpet bombing my sorry ass to pieces
Patton "Fucking The Daughter With A Garfield Mask" Oswalt is clutching his pearls.
Can we please meme this idiot out of existence
We certainly need to get this butter huffer to stop hoarding food. I mean Jesus, has Patton gotten as wide as he is tall? Can he even fit through door frames? Can he even leave his house...?
get raided and killed because your an manlet obese, no guns cuck.
not you patton, you hoarded enough already
Someone link him some of the /k/ prepping guides. And in tha woods survival shit. Infrographics whatever.
WATCH IT YOU FUCKING NAZI
Holy shit, did it never occur to them while they were spinning a Buzzfeed story that he will be president? Did those retards actually thought Buzzfeed peepee poopoo fanfic will take him down?
Patton always hoards food
What did (((he))) mean by this ?
Is he going to store enough food for his fat ass and his dead wife?
tfw you didn't vote for Cheeto Chud
This country is fucked, because the president elect is a manbaby who can't stop having tantrums.
2 last names ((man))
You mean this guy was just blowing off hot air with all those other ridiculous tweets and it turns out he actually doesn't have a spine, and is a scared coward? Color me fucking shocked!
You know what's truly disgusting about this? Not the fact that these people live in a complete delusional fantasy land. That they finally are okay with that which the right has constantly been okay with. Feeling the need to have guns and prep for the possibility of a tyrannical government rolling its way in and oppressing you. These are the people who cried that guns should be banned. That prepping is something done by the insane conservative weirdos. That fighting against a tyrannical government will never happen. Worst of all is that these are the people who will go right back to this mindset as soon as they get their way. Sick fucks.
Aww yea I 'member
I recognize that mouth
Why does this guy keep posting when all he gets back is jokes about his wife?
Who is it? it has way too many teeth to be a british one
because that's what he wants, then he can run to the press about 'online trolls' like a typical SJW cuck fascist begging for censorship.
tfw Trump stops fielding questions altogether and only issues statements
CNN should be allowed to get away with Libel, because muh feelings
Trump said we'd get tired of winning.
Kill what you need and no more
No one is going to pay attention to these idiot celebrities once business is booming in this country and their pockets are lined with loads o money.
Trump has a press conference and called CNN fake news and wouldn't answer their questions.
Seems appropriate for Oswalt.
OH SHIT IM GOIN INNAWOODS
liberals are preppers now
What is Trump purported to have done?
What do you mean he? He's just a normal (((white guy))) like the rest of us
Why wasn't his wife's death ever investigated?
even minor celebrities get away with murder now?
We know what you did Patton.
One fucking press conference.
Jesus Christ, literally his first press conference after getting elected and Trump has triggered the single biggest election aftershock in history. The media are collectively slapping plates of chicken nuggets out of their maids hands in fury. The markets are sperging again. The liberals are wailing and the conservatives are throwing up their liquid lunches. CNN and Buzzfeed are counting the days until the axes falls on their necks, and the Mexican's are counting out poor pesos on their kitchen tables.
Maybe the US won't survive four more years of this?
This is my guess
That tweet made me laugh harder than any of the other shit this fat fuck has ever produced. Telling some rude fuckface to fuck off puts us on the brink of global annihilation, apparently. These people are so put of touch with reality that I'm almost convinced that there has been a merging of timelines and all these insane leftists came from there, it's the only plausible explanation for how they're capable of such wild leaps of logic.
Kek fatty talking about food
t. Actual Nazi
Damn. I would fucking love to see the volkshalle go up in nuclear fire.
He has been hoarding food for quite some time.
Who wants to chip in with me to hire an improv troupe to put on <Hugo Boss collection> and bust into the club during Patton's standup routine and tear up the place like they are looking for Anne Frank?
America - see what happens when you ignore your political landscape for a few decades?
Enjoy the decline. It's gonna be gud.
just seen the video, he tells a CNN dude repeatedly to "be quiet" before defaming CNN. The journalist looked like he was about to cry
Lmfao this fucking guy. He will talk shit about Trump until the day he dies. I am only sad that so many of his followers eat this shit up. I am pretty sure he makes flamboyant tweets like this solely for the (You)s, to comfort his loneliness without his wife.
implying Patton has never NOT hoarded food
and then peed on her
WAAAHH CRRY MOAR FAGGOT! The more libshits cry over nothing the more pissed off I become. They only do this for attention and it's sickening because social media is an entire culture where everyone just pats ecah other on the back for having the same exact dull ass knee jerk opinions.
It's gotten to the point where these spoiled brats need to be smacked back down to reality.
liberals become doomsday preppers
Spam his twitter with pics of his dead wife and call him a wife killer.
What a faggot this guyis. Little mutant fuck needs to keep his mouth shut.
Isnt there a law against fear mongering or something?
dont forget the newest viral protest
PEEPEE on PEPE!
Does anyone have link to the Press Conference? I missed it.
Patton Oswalt and all the rest of these hysterical fucks are gonna look so foolish when Trump turns out to be a great President.
MSM were prtinting out right lies about Trump. Who wouldn't be fucking pissed off? I know I would? I'm mad enough to kick that fat fuck Oswalt's head off. When the fuck will they stop virtue-signaling? I expect this catty behavior from wimmin. Not men.
who is that guy?
looks like a wife killer
They're going to drive this man to suicide.
Patton Oswalt is literally shaking because Trump didn't let CNN claim he loved golden showers
fucking told by a guy named Piano
Patton is right, the literal first thing that Hitler did when coming into power was to be rude to CNN.
He did a horrible dangerous thing, he said certain media outlets can't be trusted.
They're pretty much everything they've accused Trump of being, i.e. warmongers (raising tensions w/ Russia), racists (fuck white people), sexists (stop mansplaining, manspreading, etc), bigots (anti-christian), etc.
when you saw Drumpf coming a decade ago and hoarded a lifetime's worth of calories in your arse
Sup Forums BTFO
LOL these cucks are a never ending source of tears
It's funny because Patton has no longer a family
Go be with your family
He's just asking for dead wife joke, please tell me someone pointed out his wife is dead
that caught me off guard
man in the high castle
It's a show. Man in the high castle
the distinction between the two grows ever fuzzier, anon
Yeah go be with your wife patton
The Man in the High Castle, show on Amazon Prime
Second season of The Man In The High Castle.
Why would I listen to a guy who murdered his wife?
How is Patton Oswalt going to start prepping? I would have thought his bull would have moved on after his wife died.
That's it? This shit is literally a shoah now?
implying he didnt murder his wife
Seriously, his story is fishy as fuck. ONE Xanax killed her?
Might be a shabbos goy, some of them adopt the echoes to signal to their jewish masters and Fahey isn't a typical jew name (no search hits for "Rabbi Fahey".) In which case he goes to the front of the DOTR line as a traitor.
Believing and supporting the fake News Source.
Patton Oswalt is an unfunny hobbit.
told CNN to go fuck themselves
spend months calling him a nazi
starts calling his critics nazilike
He is taking the wind out of their sails
tfw you are waiting for the unification wars but all you get is an orange asshole.
If pat knows one thing, it's hoarding food.
libdo is for niggers and stupid people XDDDDD
You are part of the reason as to why white people aren't having kids or sex
Is that satire or are these people unironically batshit crazy?
Some of the reporters acted like misbehaving children. It was embarrassing. The hysterical tone of voice alone gave away these were partisans, not journalists. Shameful.
It was a pretty damn good job by Trump.
dont appreciate the media printing libelous slander
And this is why Democrats will continue to lose. You JUST dont get it.
Sad hobbit is sad.
Using the left's own dirty tactics against them
We aren't a month into 2017 and it's already shaping up to be a brilliant year.
Democrats believe themselves to be the saviors of free speech to such a degree that if you don't listen to them, they call everyone a fascist even more than they already do.
why do they persecute me so?
Who are all these people with verified tags that don't know shit about shit?
Funny, isn't it? They all laughed when I said to start buying preservative food.
Well, they aren't laughing now.
Please note that we cannot substantiate claims that Patton Oswalt killed his wife. In fact, we think there is ample reason to doubt that Patton Oswalt killed his wife. However, it is important for the public to know that many people are saying that Patton Oswalt killed his wife. In 2017, our view is that the role of journalists is to report hearsay and let the layperson sort it out.
Exercised his first amendment right at press conference.
Trump isn't even in office yet and look how the left is acting. Fucking hell
Kek'd out loud at that savage.
Your organization has been talking shit and twisting my words for ages now so no I will not answer your questions.
OMG HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIVES DA NAZIS ARE COMIN!
These people need a fucking reality check.
unironically batshit crazy
Yeah, that one. All concentrated in New York and California too.
Good thing we have the electoral college, right?
Oswald's definitely ahead of the curve on that.
go be with your families
Yes, go be with your wife Patton.
whether his travails were comparable to those of the victims of adolf hitler
With what fucking face do they write this
Prepare your ropes for election day
One of my ways to relieve stress is tormenting leftist cucks on Twitter.
i have grabbed my bug out bag and i'm about to head for the woods. this will be my last post on 4chan. goodnight america
That bit was Sup Forums satire, not in the report.
That flag represents the blood we spilled and the lives we lost to protect our land.
How dare you desecrate it?
HOW DARE YOU!!!
Oh well , at least it doesn't have stupid stripes on it.
by posting pictures of him pissing on Maga hats and frog plushies
PEEPEE for Pepe!
implying there are people on Sup Forums that dont have 3 months minimum food stockpiled along with firearms and other prepping shit..
What magnitude of literally shakening can be achieved, I wonder
Well, they always wanted to be victims
Thats why im anxious to find out where this piss scat and CP story is going. Orwellian fake news rose during pizzagate, Trump accused of rape during the CPodesta wikileaks. Grab em by the pussy when focus shifted to Bill Clintons raping past.
Its a funky timeline, ill admit that.
Trump is racist-Haha his skin is orange
Trump is sexist-Hes a fucking white male
Trump is a bigot-Hes a rich filthy Jew
Trump is a warmonger-He is going to war with Russia who also put him in office by hacking the election
You cant make this stuff up!!
Liberals can bring race into any conversation. When will we gas them all?
THIS IS WHAT THE LIBERALS LITERALLY BELIEVE
future secretary of the press right here boys
pretty sure patton had hookers pee on his wife after she died
omfg he refused to talk to a news outlet, i'm scared now
How limpwristed and weak willed do you have to be to have this bother you?
I hope the last thing he tweets on the 20th is a video of himself tying a noose for himself. With the video showing his twitchint stop just as trump finishes his acceptance speech
Funny thing is, if they stay in the USA, we know where to find them.
It's a tv show I think. Man in the High Castle
That fat fuck couldn't hoard food if his life depended on it.
the power went out for 2 1/2 hours. any longer and the shits gonna hit the fan.
Finally, this time without Italy.
fuck we need to get this to buzzfeed
ANNA MARRY ME PLEASE
I NEED THAT KIND OF SAVAGE ALL DAY EVERY DAY!
So what was the story with Patton? I seem to have missed it.
What press conference?
"isn't funny anymore"
No, this is too easy. I wont take a cheap shot.
Fascism is here
God I wish.
that nigger will die faster than his wife
Make sure to remind them that Obama did the same exact thing except it was Fox news he shut out. See if they can form a coherent response.
Didn't you see his face throughout tho; he was enjoying it. Eight more year of increasing disparaging comments to Fake News Outlets coming up :)
I didn't see it, but this sounds like typical liberal behavior 100%.
Kick the hornet's nest.
Cry and kick and scream when the hornet's come to sting you.
At this point I think they have a literal genuine psychological addition to victimhood. Their bodies are now physically dependent on being victims, and they purposely manufacture situations in which they can present themselves as victims in hopes of getting attention and empathy.
Now their world is crashing because it's not working. They're junkies looking for a fix that can no longer satiate them.
Haven't you learned yet? They don't care about their own misdeeds.
He could if he did the right thing for his kid and offed himself.
suffer not the shitskin to live
Because they didn't realize that Canada has an immigration program that requires you to have some sort of skill that will add to the Canadian economy. And all these fucking crybabies have is their celebrity, and that doesn't earn them any favors with people who don't give a shit about their follower counts.
I wouldn't be surprised if every single one of them actually applied for citizenship and got denied. I also wouldn't be surprised if they refuse to announce it publicly because Trump would mock them for it and their egos can't handle it.
He sounds unhinged.
S A V A G E
Hunker down? Hell, I might just have to join the military to help out with it if that's the case.
it wiggles its little antennae! i think it is displeased!
gets slandered by buzzfeed and then CNN with literally zero evidence despite ((CNN)) being a legitmate mainstream news channel with good rep, claiming he get's pissed on by prozzies
takes it extremely well, refutes it and stays composed throughout entire press conference.
CNN reporter has audacity to ask him for a question seeing as he's 'attacking CNN' and Trump firmly denied him the privilege as he is entirely justified in doing, and called them terrible and fake news
Manbaby who can't stop having tantrums, really? You liberals are mentally ill.
länkkäri syö spärdäreitä :D:D
slandered with zero evidence
Just like Clinton, huh? Sup Forums really is a safe space echo chamber. Wow.
liberals, putting the cuck into cognitive dissonance.
Still not tired of winning.
Someone get that unfunny fat man a sandwich and he'll calm down.
I dare anyone here to find and burn a real turkish flag and upload it to youtube, twitter and such.
Please trigger my country.
Bitte bitte bitte.
And just like that, patton Oswald isnt funny anymore.
Someone please make fun of his dead wife then he'll shut the fuck up again
Liberal douche as addicted to twitter as Trump himself, oh and he killed his wife.
You know what really isn't funny?
How Pat got away clean with murdering his wife.
Link ti press conference video? Need it.
He's Been prepping bulls
Send us one
I thought Libs hated their families?
"YOU are fake news," directly at a CNN reporter who wasn't shutting up until Trump answered his question
Looks like that fat little faggot has no problem hoarding food.
One with a very long nose.
What stage are we on, lads? Depression or acceptance?
just by telling CNN to shut up, Trump went from pissboy joke to terrifying dictator again
Well that was easy
Anna in the back.
he can just hoard food and eat himself to death
Why the fuck would that even matter in that context? Dumb fat leftist piece of shit.
What a cuck.
Pathetic, self hating faggot.
Off to the gas chambers if he hates himself so much.
Patton is a cuck because his wife left him.
Patton Oswalt, what a little bitch boy
Sörkenjëjrkörö töhötöm kóla
If you mean "killed her by giving her terminal cancer with his comedic stylings" then, yes; he fucking slayed that bitch.
Well, contemporary liberalism IS all about feeling good about yourself while changing very little.
A fucking Stand up comic? He is so far up his own ass...ffs.
I wonder why he killed his wife?!
Were they going through a troubled patch?
The cause of death could have been an 'accidental overdose' but even if she accidentally took two, three or even four times the prescribed dose 'by accident' it wouldn't just kill her like that, its fucking suspicious if you ask me, he was a shitty comedian and c-list celebrity, she made far more than he did, she was in good health, good shape and didn't have any underlying health problems, it wasn't sudden death syndrome, toxicology reports showed medication in her system but nothing to definitely say she had overdosed, she just apparantly 'suffocated' in her sleep.
She never had sleep apnoea and wasn't overweight, she had no respiratory issues.
This can only mean one thing, she had enough tablets to just knock her out and make her weak and easy to smother in her sleep.
Look at his twitter, it is full of obsessions with killing.
Have your your 8 year olds cried yet, Sup Forums?
Trump is looting americans, but will he gib some of the loot to greatest ally?
I'm pretty sure owning a T*rk flag would put you on a watchlist here
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It's anti-national socialism, right? I can't picture a mainstream show portraying nazis in a good light.
That is very aesthetic though.
Leftards 8 years ago
Right-wingers preppers are paranoid 'retards' who are just too stupid to adapt a changing America.
STRAP YOUR DILDOS TO YOUR LEG, XIRS. IT'S GONNA GET ROUGH!
More like Anna BAZINGA
It's symbolic of the fact that these crybabies can't remember the last time a Republican was president, i.e. 8 years ago.
oh the level of bullshit from these people, just goes to prove they have no human decency, an 8 year old child wouldn't understand the fucking implications of having Trump, Hillary, Hitler or fucking Jesus as the president.
these people actually project their arguments on imaginary children
they themselves actually believe their views are so basic that children would spout them.
Next part in scene
That would be kind of weird since he killed her in the first place.
alternate future, Nazi Germany conquered the US. Follows the resistance fighters (ofc).
no way those dunedindus wrote that themselves
Whatcha gonna do, manlet?
Wrong, we were transplanted from the Berenstein timeline into their fucked up retarded one. Luckily we are making it even Greater than ever before
gonna start using this term from now on, thanks
Would you please move to Canada already you fat fuck
Stop crying bitchnigga
still bargaining imo
maybe if we slander and shit on trump 24/7 people will buy into our agitprop and we can impeach him
depression sets in after 21 Jan
10 more days
Looks like it's time to smother our wives in their sleep - it's nice that Oswalt is leading through example.
Lel wtf is that gif
Criminally under rated
trump probably mentioned his wife
LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT
Isn't that all this guy ever does?
Why do illegal immigrant loving Liberals want to move to Canada instead of Mexico?
Did anyone ever find out why Patton Oswald killed his wife?
PRESS CONFERENCE VIDEO HERE
Mocking and calling BuzzFeed a failure and a "pile of garbage"
Asking a CNN reporter to stop being rude so a woman can ask her question, then calling the CNN reporter fake news when we wouldn't shut up.
This man is legit.
They also love the constitution and have learned the value of firearms.
This is the best timeline.
we always knew you'd finish just like the USSR. :^)
She is probably a fake Sup Forums profile though, Iike
mfw he literally called some CNN kike "fake news" during a live press conference
I'm inbetween sockpuppets right now, could someone make my day and reply "why don't you go see your family" with a picture of a noose and screenshot?
cant define fascism
still uses the term
With as much he's hyping this up and making it seem like a doomsday scenario, are we sure his wife didn't have a heart attack induced by this jelly roll's rampantly insane fantasies?
No, he smothered her in her sleep.
Eat shit, roach. No one gives a fuck about you dirt people.
She refused to fuck the niggers he brought home.
So he rolled over
In a way, he has a point.
If the sensationalist mainstream liars (the media) were exposed, a lot of people WOULD be fucked.
Ignorance is bliss - truth is revolution.
They need some SPQR.
We're just culling the weak, potatofriend
He put his hand down a ladies pants and laughed about it
Is that how he killed his wife?
Then why do you come here? Fuck off back to readit
pretty much the same fucking thing as a spoiled child used to getting what he wants for crying
Ah, resistance good boys then. So, it's essentially wolfenstein.
Yes, spoiled is an accurate word, which matches the demographic of rich white kids who get mommy and daddy to buy them fancy toys to use for complaining.
Since when Buzzfeed became the national news agency known for its journalistic integrity, high quality investigations and large base of trusted sources?
literal genuine psychological addition to victimhood.
Ding Ding Ding!
buzzfeed is just fefes and opinions
About the same time "Russia hacked Trump into office"
We could only be so lucky.
oh fuck off
hey you should argue logically with these emotional people
Please tell me you don't argue with women as if they're men with tits and pussies.
Some of it is bullshit, but they also terrorize their own children by inculcating a distorted and fearful worldview. It is borderline psychological abuse.
Since a lot of other media trying to spin the stories out of buzzfeed as of late as legit journalistic investigations it sorta paints them this way. Or it paints the other media as being gullible retards that quote dumbfucks from a entertainment blog platform as legit sources. Sad!
Hillary lied to the FBI and destroyed evidence as well as getting questions beforehand, and didn't get charged.
There was plenty of evidence in the wikileaks, what are you on about
you are fake news
Holy shit I am literally shaking right now
Implying the "report" wasn't pol satire
absolutely, kids will fear or get excited for things they clearly don't understand.
and I aren't letting either side off the hook, I remember that video of the crying excited girl when told she was going to see Trump, it was clearly the same level of bullshit that libtards do when they give kids an anti-Trump sign and bring them to rallies.
Better run to Mexico, faggot. Wait I mean Canada, you wouldn't want to actually live around Mexicans, when you can just claim there's no problem with them and receive all of those virtual pats on the back. Enjoy your noose.
genuine psychological addiction to victimhood
You got it anon. They are stuck in permanent victim status, and anyone who manages to break out and succeed will be instantly vilified. That's why they hate capitalism so much. If we lived in a utopia you can bet your ass they'd find some way to feel oppressed.