Developments Jan 11 >SDF surrounded ISIS units north of Raqqa >Minor advance in north-east Al Bab >Rebels surrender large part of Wadi Barada >Negotiations between Government and Rebels will begin on January 23 >SAA managed to seize more than 50 percent of Hazrama in East Ghouta >Russian airstrike kills Liwa al Haqq's military leader with his companions in Idlib countryside. >SAA found Saudi-made chemicals that the rebels have left behind them in the old city of Aleppo
Overthrow Government, cause mayhem and murder in the country as constant disarray between Sunnis and Shias as they try to repair the country as half the population leaves to Europe to never cause problems to Israel again (remember Israel has a bad demographic problem, needs to do something) welfare as incentive, fuck over both Europe and Syria, destroy axis of resistance (Hezbollah, Syria, Iran) so they don't have a front against Israel, long term Syria becomes Saudi wahhabi satellite (just like how Saudi funds Wahhabi mosques all throughout Europe and Qatar disseminates Feminist and Racemixing propaganda via AJ+) or partitioned into zones of influence ala the Oded Yinon plan so the tiny arab states which once made up Syria could never unify and be a threat to Israel
Western plans are literally horrible and serve you in no possible capacity and your leaders are traitors who prefer you getting raped and murdered by refugees than the possibility of an Israeli getting killed
Most people here will accept anyone if they're a decent person and citizen, regardless of ethnicity. If you look more mediterranean than arab that'll probably make it easier to leave a good first impression, especially with more traditional people though.
Jaxon Murphy
what about ukarine?
Lucas Cook
hmmm these are my thoughts exactly.
I have seen that life is unfair and unforgiving.
Our world is brimming with evil.
I would hate to introduce a new victim to the machine.
The only condition I would ever have kids is when I have a wealth of money and live in a white country. Otherwise, not worth the misery.
If I would get kids, I want them to experience the best the life has to offer.
Blake Gomez
Our eastern border is calm, thanks for caring.
Noah Green
hello brother
Jace Smith
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Austin Phillips
Thanks for the info. Even tho it's very unlikely for me to get out. But I hope you guys kick out everyone who would harm the hand that feeds them
So true Pham. I get your the Syrian oatposter. How's your midterms going?
Leo Cox
Based Pierre
Asher Jones
Whether you'd pass as a German depends on your skincolor and what ethnicity you belong to. Dima looks nearly exactly like a german girl from my university for example. She was a good friend of me as well, shame both of us are in a relationship already, really. Your eyecolor also does a lot. If you come to have blue/green eyes like some assyrians, you're much more likely to pass. But either way you got chances of blending in, my dad looks like fucking Kevin Kurányi for example, but is like 100% German, one of his grandfathers even was in the SS, most likely Totenkopf.
That being said, if you speak German fluently, aren't a complete fucking idiot and actually try to be German, most people will treat you as one of us. Of course there will be some people who still don't accept you, but they are a minority, at least in most areas. The average Turk is so fucking shittier over here, you really can't get below that, except you're from Africa that is. If you're interested I got a little story from my fathers workplace that shows just how retarded some of these people are, although the one I'm thinking of is about croatians, if I'm not mistaken.
Matthew James
i recently read something about the relations of the gini coefficient (basically how large the difference is between poor and rich in a society) and general happiness of the population. Interestingly bhutan is often regarded as the "happiest" country. The people there are materially as poor as you'd expect from a low HDI country, the difference is that almost all of them are equally poor. Yet they seem to be content with their life.
They are an ethnically homogenous society that isn't suffering from war though.
Material wealth alone is a poor indicator of how good a life people in a society can life. Just look at the poor finns, rich first world nation and yet their suicide rates are through the roof.
Jayden Clark
t. syrians
Cameron Long
dayum that earth mover vbied. good thing they captured it
Zachary Phillips
>white Syrians are only yazdi or Kurds waaaaa :^( :'^(
Jeremiah Scott
What the fuck is wrong with the Syrian poster
Christian Perez
What'll Trump do with Syria? Can a Turkey-Russia-US allegiance happen?
Michael Bell
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Ryder Green
Speaking of Yazidis, what's the current price for a say, 11 year old girl in Raqqa? Asking for a friend.
Charles Cook
>Dima looks nearly exactly like a german girl KEK She looks like a mix of a gypsy and a South-american woman
Hmm, I hate shitskins. They'll destroy your country. Also most likely to come back after the war ends are westernized Syrians not shitskins and definitely not Africans.
Share your story pls I'd like to hear it
Colton Kelly
Erdogan will most likely launch a large scale offensive against ypshits after trump gets the white house. Putin and trump won't do shit for the pkk turds
Jeremiah King
she literally looks like an arab.
thats a horrible thing to make a joke of.
Cameron Martin
Me?
Caleb Nguyen
I wouldn't know a way for you to make it here either. As far as i understand it the deal with turkey is still in place (which means if you make it to greece you get shipped back), the balkan route is better guarded than last year, countries are building fences. Dublin II is being put in place again (which means you'd have to stay in the first EU country you entered). There are still people getting through, but it's a lot less than last year.
And if you contact the german embassy for asylum the only answer you're likely to get is a "lolno". Which is a shame since most of the people that made it here seem to be illiterate peasants, having them file for asylum probably would've cut their number in half.
If you're pursuing a higher education you could probably come to germany/a western nation on a student visa. Should you finish that staying here wouldn't be a problem but most people with degrees tend to migrate towards the anglosphere since they pay better.
Gavin Bell
My exams have not started yet. Pretty stressful.
Procrastination is about to bite me in the ass.
Kayden Evans
trump may support kurds a lot though since they are fighting isis.
Nathan Torres
Same bantz, same pic. Come up with something new
Josiah Sanders
>Erdogan will most likely launch a large scale offensive against ypshits after trump gets the white house. Good. Maybe we'll be able to go a few months without terrorism.
Levi Anderson
we got a lot of mediterraneans in the 70s over here as guestworkers. They integrated better than the turks and are nowadays mostly part of the "normal" german population, not forming subcultures. Really, the only difference is often that they got parents that teach their children italian as second language.
Let's say I graduate with a medicine degree from here. How would I proceed ?
Actually I would not want to live in Germany for ever. Russia or the US would be ideal, but germany would be easier to get into and pursue a medical specialty.
Charles Brooks
Trump is pro putin, ypshits are a mid-long term problem for putin, erdogan and assad
Matthew Roberts
Yes
Zachary Miller
Hey how are things going over there? I hear Germany is something of a paradise.
Jeremiah King
This is the second time i see an obvious russian footage which is saying "KURDISTAN INSIDER" in the corner.
First time was on this webm where, bunch of russians in Latakia aiming artillery and speaking russian webmshare.com/play/595oa
What is this "twilight zone"?
Ayden Walker
3 different Syrians on the same thread يا عرصات ما عندكن امتحانات
Connor Nelson
I heard that Germany is tuition free for both Germans and international students.
Eargasm
W-what's wrong?
Gabriel Scott
Trump is not pro-putin
Jaxon Lopez
says who ;)
Lincoln Peterson
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Luke Walker
Don't know if u are him, but there is a Syrian who hates himself here
Ian Turner
Are you homsbro? Or dare I say it. Oatposter studies med too? Or woah oatposter is same as Damascus suburbs bro
Lincoln Parker
Isn't there another med student from damas here?
Colton Myers
good to hear
Chase Lopez
There's so many problems with this, and so many exaggerated mistakes. It's mainly having to do with asserting influence trough subversive actions by causing war; in this case the "west/US" expanding towards the middle east and Russia, something that will eventually lead towards blow-back and we having to fight a war for the "elites"/"jews".
David Hernandez
روح انت دروس. يا عرصات كلكون بتدرسو طب و انا هون متل منتاك ادب خرا
Christopher Flores
I am saddened to admit that I am the oat poster.
Christopher Reed
No idea. The only students from abroad i know are from other EU countries and switching between them is easy since much is standardized.
You generally need to match university entrance qualifications, speak the language the courses will be held in (mostly german, sometimes english), proof that you got enough money to sustain yourself and have health insurance. That's pretty much it.
William Sanders
>I'd be able to pass as a local just like they did. Maybe two years ago. Now everyone with a darker taint is regarded as a "Syrian", which means they have no education, will not learn/speak German, won't have a passport and every girl/woman will feel unsafe in their presence. Just ask the turks living here how the climate changed - they are really pissed as well.
If you'd learn German, you might be able to join social circles quite well, but on the street everyone will look at you and try to avoid you.
Germany changed a lot in the last two years. Mostly due to north african gangsters and afghan illiterates posing as syrian refugees. Quite sad.
Brody Miller
>she literally looks like an arab She looks like also the wife of El Chapo in a way, but the wife of El Chapo did not have a nose job and does not look like as semitic as Dima indeed
Ethan Myers
I am Homsbro, although that's one shitty name you people game me. 4th year med school. عأساس طالعلنا شي من هالفرع الخرا كلو أخرا من بعضو معي 6 مواد أيري بالله
Colton Stewart
haha don't worry, after you get your literature degree you can specialse in feminist theatre.
Landon Ortiz
kys, fag. iˋm on /sg/ for more than a year
are you requesting my oats?
wahabbi goatfucker detected
Wyatt Nguyen
think you got me confused with the other guy, i study med too, fucking sand niggers.
Matthew Rodriguez
have you ever wondered why spics also have arabic features? :^)
Not bad i guess. Just as all your general central european countries.
>I heard that Germany is tuition free for both Germans and international students. Almost. You have to pay about 250€/semester, but thats technically not tuition. Its for the train ticket, library access and other stuff you get.
Jeremiah Parker
germany is a shithole i don't know why would anyone like it here
everyone i have talked to from sons of oil rich millionaire saudis to poor chinese girl studying IT to black UK guy studying law to americans everyone hates germs and germo culture
germs are rude assholes with shitty culture weather is shitty,food is shitty,women are bad
if it weren't for gibsmedat no1 would stay here reggards
Aiden Smith
Damascus suburbs bro, y-you're a shitposter?
Here's my autistic update for Syrians on /sg/
>Me (first to post here with Syrian flag, DamascusBro, Damascus thirsty dude, shitpost a lot) >Damascus suburbsbro (always serious, no shitposts, studies med) >>>Oatposting Syrian (extreme shitposter, whenever I ask him what to call him he replies with "master" so I decided to call him oatposter since that's what he's good at)
>And now there's homsbro (extremely suicidal)
We're back to 3 Syrians lads
Give yourself a nickname lad
Jackson Sanders
My gut feeling tells me I will get rekt in europe.. could they make me study another six years, from scratch ..
Blake Morgan
I don't have a banner faggots.
Aiden Thompson
I don't know what you have so far. If you don't have any internationally recognized coursework for a bachelor degree done you'd probably have to start from scratch, yes.
Chase Bennett
عمرك شي 50 سنة لحتى عم تقلي lad ما هيك؟ قرد هنتو جماعة الاداب ما في عندكن غير الطياز الحلوة
Josiah Lee
The Juden and Saudi has subverted your culture.
Caleb Bennett
I am the oatposter, and I study the Med meme.
Well, I am here to shitpost actually.
I thought I was the first ever to post here.
I started maybe 1.5 years ago.
And no, I am not a homsi. I am from the >master mountains lmao >master
Colton Taylor
3 different Syrians so close to one another :^)
Eli Hughes
I get this joke is for me
I'll have you know that while you study. I-I go out with my lit colleagues to bars an-and have fun. That'll show you
Jace Cook
>Syrian protestors were peaceful but the army killed them and they had to arm themselves >The government committed massacres before people were armed How does /sg/ reply to this with actual sources, the article in pic related is taken down and the video talks about weapons but doesn't say exactly when and could fit the dindus having to resort to arms narrative
Grayson Hughes
most syrian (and other middle eastern) degrees and apprenticeships are more or less worthless in germany (and rest of europe) sorry famflam
Sebastian Reyes
Please go back to Albania, thanks!
Benjamin Morales
He is turkroach, so that applies even more.
Jaxson Reyes
خلينا نتخرج بعدين منفكر كيف بدنا نهرب عأوروبا Master this dick, based homsi here, fucking born in damas, to a lattakian family, what a shitshow my life has been
Dylan Peterson
>>Syrian protestors were peaceful but the army killed them >and they had to arm themselves >killed them >and they had to lolwat
Dominic Peterson
>Bars >Naruto-kun typing with hyphens everywhere >kek
Levi James
قريييد قال يعني طلاب طب ما عندكون طياز شلل
I don't think any Syrians would be accepted tho due to (refugee issues)
Cameron Wood
Question for you all, have was a Syrian childhood like? Birthdays, the Iraq war, growing up in the war on terror - westerners have grown up in it as well, not a time when my nation wasn't directly involved in the Middle East.
Do you guys study/talk about the Sykes-Picot agreement, what was your history courses like? Syria has millenia of history so I'd imagine it would be a lot.
Wyatt Baker
So so much :^)
Jonathan Anderson
صحيح رح يلتغى الاداري ؟
Robert Hall
Oh Swiss overlords, if only I was lucky enough to be born amongst you.