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>"No Hard Brexit for Britain", says Theresa May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/theresa-may-mental-health-nhs-live/

>Jeremy Corbyn's Brexit speech in full
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/10/labour-not-wedded-freedom-movement-jeremy-corbyns-brexit-speech/

>UKIP secure EU funding again after Italian 5-Star Movement fail to divorce
theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/10/five-star-movement-allianceukip-back-on-meps-block-split-nigel-farage-beppe-grillo

>Green Party accuses Corbyn of 'capitulating to the Right'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-immigration-green-party-brexit-caroline-lucas-a7518731.html

>"The NHS will fail within weeks if it's not given a huge amount of money immediately!" say left-wing bullshitters for the millionth time
theguardian.com/society/2017/jan/11/nhs-fail-winter-without-cash-injection-hospital-doctors-tell-theresa-may

>Boris Johnson accused of leading "witch hunt" as he attacks Russia in a desperate bid to save his political career
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/russia-accuse-britain-uk-witch-hunt-boris-johnson-kremlin-dirty-tricks-putin-donald-trump-election-a7520821.html

>Britain will not speak with the Front Nationale, UK-French ambassador claims
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/10/britain-will-not-deal-marine-le-pen-uks-ambassador-france-says/

>"The clock is ticking" - Northern Ireland faces brutal election and a return to Direct Rule
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-faces-brutal-election-and-return-to-direct-rule-warns-arlene-foster-35358295.html

>Crazy Corbynite who blamed his alcohol shoplifting spree on the Tories, Tony Blair and high suicide rates is spared jail
kentonline.co.uk/hythe/news/corbyn-activist-who-blamed-tories-118644/

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Nonce Edition

All ready for the snow lads?

I was born ready

Nathan Barley was the best sitcom of last decade.

youtu.be/IJcInyZbLz0?t=20m43s

Smoking should be banned
Alcohol should be banned
The idea that soldiers would all blindly follow the Queen is laughable

Prove me wrong

Pro tip you can't

I haven't seen snow in three years, so I'm about the only one at home looking forward to it.

Blimey lads,

Hartlepool next Wednesday
Winchester on Thursday
Nodnol on Friday
Tamworth on Saturday
Stoke on Sunday

who else /busyweek/?

prrrrrreachermaaaaaaan

everything should be fucking banned

fuck liberty

Are there a lot of redpilled girls in England?

in`shallah, my fellow islamic compatriot.

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Gloucester on Saturday, Swansea on Monday.

True dat


Fuck this kiddyfiddler edition, I'm off. Night benders.

No, lots of pretty ones though.

Let's face facts, the NHS ran fine in the 70s/80s/90s, not perfect, but far better than today.

In 2000, Harold Shipman was struck of as a doctor, 16 years later, the NHS is on the verge of collapse. Harold would have kept the waiting lists shorter.

Remember, the biggest red pill of all is full of morphine

What's the tldr version of why you fuckers are dragging your feet on that Brexit shit? I cheered for you bongs that night of the voting on the referendum and nothing has happened it seemed.

>The idea that soldiers would all blindly follow the Queen is laughable

I never said that ALL of them would. I know the majority of my unit would, and I certainly would.

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Vast majority would desu, the army isn't for limp-wristed Guardianistas mate

Is that a new, cheap alcoholic drink?

If not then no.

>smoking + alcohol = everything
the funny thing is I can't tell if you're a capitalist or a communist

>Hartlepool
I live 5 minutes from there. It's pretty white, but full of scum. Has a UKIP council if I'm not mistaken.

>teen pussy
yummie

You drift off, I'll have a scoff.

Gloucester is comfy.
Wish I had a reason to go there instead of Cultural Car Crash: South London.

>Let's face facts, the NHS ran fine in the 70s/80s/90s, not perfect, but far better than today.
And what has happened in the time since then?

OH YEAH THATS RIGHT. MASS UNCONTROLLED IMMIGRATION.

Is Britain the most 'gone' nation in the West? I can't think of a single country that is as fucked as us.

Our extremely old and autistic parliamentary system.

inshallah

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I'm dead fucking serious and I am neither capitalist nor communist

everything should be fucking banned and people shouldn't have equal treatment or rights of any kind

Sweden

What you in Swansea for lad? I've lived here for about four years now.

france sweden germany canada.

Trust me, it can be much much fucking worse than it is in the UK rn

>first anti-tobacco movement

Was hitler /our guy/?

The city was a mistake, but Cheltenham is probably one of the best towns in the UK, I`m an expert, I`ve been to two.

>people like Will
That's not really the point. Whether they like him doesn't change the fact the institution will further eroded to the point its no longer going to able to sustain itself in its current form. Can't wait for the Secular and multicultural inauguration that makes it a worthless institution representing a nation of nothing.

My parents are CIVIC guys what should I do?

My brother found herself a redpilled qt gf, but every girl I've met has been hopelessly bluepilled. Chavs can be redpilled though

USA and France

who dis?

Liz Hurley, lads.

He was a tad autistic tbqh

Their PM is following a scheduloe she set up, gon take till may to start if she can get past all the lefty lib cucks, and 2 years to actually leave from negotiations.

Euronymous plsgo or I'll get Varg on you again

Yes

HNNNNNNNNNG

Cat just jumped on my lap for a cuddle lads.

I just wish I had the chance, just one chance, to implement fascism in the UK. It would work so well but nope people will forever be scared of it whilst being apathetic to Communism

The trip to Hartlepool is for a university interview.
If Nottingham or Plymouth fall through, I'll be stuck with Hartlepool for the next 3 years so it's good to hear that.
I like the coast as well so that helps.

Found the shitskin.
Beer and bacon are part of our culture you cunt, fuck off back to pakistan

>Wage stagnation
>NHS bursting at seams
>Housing prices
>Unemployment

Immigration plays no part in any of these issues, you racist islamophobe trollop

Sweden and France are worse, but have better politicians. Germany has worse politicians, and if they carry on the way they do, they will be guilty of genocide (for the first time in their long and noble history) against themselves.

Sing THINGSSS with them like I did with my fourty year old co-worker while drunk off my tits last night.

I slept with this polish girl a few times. Seduced her by making her laugh about being a neo-nazi and wanting to invade polan. Also heiled hitler in front of her and got her to do it too while she was laughing

tru story I'd never lie on the internet

>Alcahol should be banned

There's nothing wrong with a little drink, when people start drinking themselves in piss covered messes and comas there's a problem

s m h t b h f a m

>Hitler on immigration and multiculturalism (Mein Kampf)
youtube.com/watch?v=WsCSAEdxXMc

I'm just warning you that just because you call it a tool doesn't mean the police or judge will see it that way if you get searched for some reason, especially not if you're in the wrong area.

I'm in uni there. Second year.

Nothing wrong with drinking yourself to sleep for an early night, lad.

>not the first time
Gypsies, mongrels and jews are not humans

>I'm asking you what makes the tories so much better that you'll willingly postpone fixing this country's rapid degeneration just to stop those mad commies getting in to power?

>It's already too late because of people like you, easily led right in to their pocket, but I'm curious to better understand why you're like it.

Like I said. Tories will not be getting my vote. I'm just saying it's not that simple for everyone. If you live in a town full of muslims and you know full well that your council is covering up paedo rings, and that a labour government would do the same countrywide, then you would be crazy to vote for UKIP in a seat that tories could beat labour in. Same if you are against this feminism shit. I mean have you seen the way labour is going? They will end up putting ethnic minority quotas on everything if they're given the chance. You would have to be mad not to do everything you possibly could to keep them out, they're fucking nuts. It's not even just corbyn it's the whole party, sadiq khan, diane abbott or jess Phillips wouldn't be any better.

Lad, you want to see Newcastle under-Lyme on market day, we've got three old nazis who always set up stalls but refuse to sell any of their war memorabilia. I half suspect they're just there for an excuse to show it off; it's fantastic.

The phone call that saved the Queen

I unironically pretend to be a racist even though I really am, I operate on several layers of irony for cheap nervous laughter.

Wind street?

>Immigration plays no part in any of these issues

We have a parliament that was 80% in favour of remain, and a new government pretending they supported leave. They are deliberately slowing the process down to make sure we keep some element of the EU. It's sabotage.

Lived in the suburbs there when I was a young boy, occasionally go back to see family.

If you really think the army would oppose public opinion if it were shown to be in favour of disbanding the monarchy and declare martial law to get their way then you're living in dreamland.

>tfw no milf gf

Alcohol*

I'm just not one for liking that, seeing what it does to a family member is depressing

Post cat

I hope you're trolling.

>more people than there are jobs.
>not enough housing to accomodate the rapid influx of people.
>NHS doesn't have the resources to treat Fatima, Mohammed and their entire extended family as well as the natives who lived here for 5+ generations.

This.

I am on so many layers of irony that people can't tell when I mess around saying bad shit about minorities or pretending to be a fascist that I actually am saying those things

/deep/

Decent enough. Used to work there, in Fiction. My god, was it shite.

>I'm just not one for liking that, seeing what it does to a family member is depressing
I`ll see when the alcohol catches up, for now I`m the biggest earner out of my siblings so i`ll float this boat for a bit longer.

>The National Socialist Party has become the board. What you have inherited from your oldfags, you must lurk before you can post. The most precious memes in this board though are its own shitposters. And for these shitposters and for the sake of these memes, we have to struggle and fight. And never tire; and never weaken; and never give up; and never despair. Long live our memes, long live our shitposters, long live our shitposter empire. Praise kek!
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>the system is bad not the people we voted for

Stop abdicating.

I just pulled out the camera and she jumped off my lap. She obviously doesn't want to get doxxed and have her nudes posted on Sup Forums.

>hurr durr Muslim

Is that the best response lads?

Why did you go to university in Swansea?

With the divorce rate the way it is, it's probably much easier bagging a mature lady than it is to court some 18 year old protestant virgin.

At least they have regular nationalist marches and protests and nationalist parties on the right. UKIP was the most right and they were just libertarians who wouldn't mind ethnic genociding the Britains as long as they assimilated.

And all the monitoring, the lack of freedom, the lack of a spine among any Briton. I don't know man.

Which president has ever secured over 51% of the vote in at least 51% of the counties in America?

>Russia
Hahaha, oh you.

Like this?

Sorry bong your girls a shit

I'm off to bed lads. Goodnight.

>be British
>wake up at sunrise to the salat al-fajr blaring through every speaker in London
>wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower
>eat some shakshuka for breakfast because my wife's son says breakfast needs to be more diverse
>there's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my tv license because indoctrination isn't free
>take the underground to work and get blown up by an innocent refugee
>wake up in the hospital getting free health care
>wave to the CCTV camera by my hospital bed
>hospital food is harira and fried grasshoppers since it's halal
>get a notice I have to pay for my email license
>realize I've been circumcised while I was unconscious, Dr. Patel says it's more sanitary this way
>Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my wife's son isn't wearing a head scarf
>try to mansplain that he's a boy
>my wife's son says he doesn't identify that way anymore
>Sharia Police kill everyone in the room
>my beheaded body is paraded through the streets while everyone chants "fuck white people!"
>The Guardian and Telegraph say they're worried about my public execution because it might cause Islamaphobia
>be buried in Highgate cemetery
>my bones are being monitored by CCTV
>have to renew my burial license next month

>Moretz
>anglo

Country girls are the best.

>be American
>be 55% white
>get shot

Some good pubs and clubs on the Marina. You've got comfy Durham and North Yorkshire on your doorstep as well. Avoid Middlesbrough and Stockton at all times. It's basically Islamic State territory.

wtf is that

I'm not interested in this thread, but please post more beautiful, proud white girls. Thank you.

too long; shan't read.

Is there a mental health crisis, lads?

If so, what can be done about it? The most important thing is surely mental illness among males, but men don't seek help for obvious reasons.

So I guess if there's an issue here it needs to be tackled at the source of the depression/apathy, whatever that is.

Certainly going after the "stigma" as May puts it isn't going to work.

Late night Brit/pol/ is always a pleasure

6-10 valued discourse as befitting the board
10-12 heated discussion, still good
12- Autistic cries for help

G'night lads.