ITT: write buzzfeeds next article one line at a time

So, there I was

with a cup full of Donald Trump's piss

just walking down the street, singing

when a transgender nigger jumped out and said

"I'm actually greek."

"YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE"

Ay yo, hol up, *smacks lips

BIX MA NOOD White Boii!

wearing this dress is breezy on my vagina

Sup Forums is always right

and why that's a beautiful thing

JUST cuck MY SHIT UP

your boipussy reminds me of Putins waifu

. And i thought to myself,

OOGA BOOGA

drumpfkin, its time for bed sweetie, madame president has to work tommorrow!

was this another manifestation of the patriarchy inherent in modern society

Here's ten ways that Hillary could still blow out the drumpfkins

THE END

Racist white neo nazi supremists

our voices will not be silenced

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

So, there I was with a cup full of Donald Trump's piss just walking down the street, singing when a transgender nigger jumped out and said "I'm actually greek." "YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE" I replied. "Ay yo, hol up" he said as he smacked his lips, "BIX MA NOOD White Boii!". I realised that wearing this dress is breezy on my vagina... Sup Forums is always right... and why that's a beautiful thing. "JUST cuck MY SHIT UP", I said returning my attention to the transgender nigger, "your boipussy reminds me of Putins waifu." And I thought to myself, 'OOGA BOOGA'. I continued, "drumpfkin, its time for bed sweetie, madame president has to work tommorrow! Here's ten ways that Hillary could still blow out the drumpfkins......THE END." To all racist white neo nazi supremists, our voices will not be silenced. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.