Right Wing Death Squad recruitment thread

>Nickname
>Age
>Combat Experience
>Location

>Rusty Shackleford
>These doubles
>over 300 confirmed kills
>Sup Forums street, 4chins

FPBP

Not bad, over 300, very impressive. How soon can you start working?

>Rear Window
>64
>nam
>Underwater bunker off the coast of Cape Cod

>Adolf Hitler
>128
>0 kills
>Argentina

>Niggerdeathmachine-1488
>Assembled 4 years ago in the Fuhrer's personal factory
>Participated in the Great Niggerslaying Crusade & the subsequent Niggercaust; slayed the great Giganiggerdemon (pic related)
>Whitetopia

>Combo
>22
>Quick scope instructor
>Parts unknown.

>Bulldog
>37
>Eight years AFSOC
>FL

>Mordecai LeJowsky
>69
>Great Meme War 2015-2016
>your moms

>Trenchfoot Tommie
>These digits
>CS;GO
>Dust

>Jamal DeNeegreez
>23
>Shootout with cops
>DeetROIT

>Slowplay
>Unknown
>Deep Cover/ Espionage
>At Lands End

Approved
I need four more good men

Tyrone Bixnood
Muh dick
5 bloods
Harlem

SHOUT THE FUCK OUT TO C&C

Big beef
18
No combat but very fit
Innawoods

>Removek Kabibi
>25
>1488 kills
>roachistan

>racewar roger
>37
>seen American History X over 5 times, didn't finish it the last time, shitpost on Sup Forums sometimes, also own numerous white power t-shirts but I wouldn't dare wear them in public
>good ol' USA

Nigel Farage
Immortal
16 million butthurt traitors defeated and an entire continent of Communists btfo
England

>Thedildoser
>69
>survived a standard fuck party
>west hollywood

The green death
32
500+ deer, a few dozen bears, some niggers
Michigan, Upper peninsula innawoods

Anonymoose
35
75000 hours in CSGO
my parent's attic

>zikaKANG
>14
>burn people, professional decapitator, trainee shooter, good orator and articulator just as Obama, redpill hustler, can persuade white girls to do unimaginable things, infiltrated black agent
>favelas and rich parties

>Boris the Bullet Dodger
>27
>Battle of Brit/pol/, British War of Independence, Great Meme War
>England tbqh

Nate Higgers
40
The great meme war of 2016
Mom's basement

>Clint
>Old
>fighting Stagnation
>pokemon showdown

>souldozer
>digits
>former professional paintball player (no rly), meme war vet
>southwest

>Snake Claw
>32
>Black belt BJJ, 12 years Navy Seals, 12 years closet but practicing top.
WV

I once killed a deer and a turkey with a truck

>Professer Dicksnatch Cumbergstein
>35
>Survived following MMFlint on twitter an entire year on twitter
>On porch shitposting

>Trash Bin
>10
>1000s of horrible deaths
>Hillary's Emails

Yurmumlul
6969
3000 confirmed mums
Inurmumlul

> Garbage Man
> 23
> Helped my uncle intimidate some dudes who owed him money
> North Carolina

I also have lots of food supplies and firearms.

>Snow Fight
>last 2 digits
>I once shot at a gun range 5 years ago
>Arizona

Grease Monkey
25
Trained with cop brother on shooting/hand to hand
central Killinois

Kek is among us

>XxXC0ldSt33lXxX
>16
>Fought in the sonic army against eggman
>Greater Mobius

Agent Barkley
48
Federal Agent
Why don't you all take a seat over there

Maybe snow fright would be better

hmm....

>the wizard
>10000
>all of it
>wizard tower

>Carlos "Gringo Griller" Rodriguez
>27
>Ex-Cartel member
>Texas

>Ghetto Blaster
>24
>Modern Warfare 2
>Toronto

Reggie Washington
36
Every achievement in Dark Souls!
My wife's kid's grandmother's basment....ya it is that fucked up.

1 kill, him mistress

>speed typing on a phone this hard

ok looks like we have a solid team now, we're shipping out to Tuvalu in a month I'll keep you posted

Fireteam Alpha
- squad leader
- second in command
- pointman
- rookie
- cannon fodder #1
- cannon fodder #2
- sniper
Fireteam Beta ((Reserves))
- squad leader
- second in command
- logistical support
- lookout
- rifleman
- reserve cannon fodder

more applications welcome

pooface killer
my digits
over 2000
underground bunker in the blackwood forest

>Greentree
>old enough to be here
>habbo raids,meme war 2016, cs 1.6, cs:s, cs:go, war of 1812 bring our boys home
>innawoods

>dick newton
>35
>karate kid 1,2 & 3
>Starbucks (jacking off)

> blackshadow666
> 12 but mature 4 age
> katana, nunchuck, beyblade, rune2hander
> BEHIND YOU!!!

Bobby
47
10 year US army 2 star general
Wendy's

>waffenwaifu
>barely 18
>6 gorrillion
>your hearto senpai

>Ben "KIKE KROWD KRUSHER" Garrison
>???
>Ostfront, Korea, Viet Nam, The Falklands, Grenada, Iraq, Afghanistan, Ferguson MO
>right behind you, Shlomo...

>Meerkat
>35
>Two tours Afghanistan, One Tour Iraq, Contracting in Libya and Sudan
> -41.57667682, 173.73946398

>The Punisher
>71
>Over 6000 kills and counting
>Can you send foreign aid first?

this guy knows

The Eternal Leaf
Dead (in dog years)
2 years law enforcement, 10 years of active duty meme warfare
+50 normie bonus for hiding my power level all these years

>Caesar
>18
>Almost choked another kid to death in the 2nd grade
>NorCal

>Giant Nutsack
>Last 2 digits confirm. Trips or higher count
>Meme war, arma RPing
>up your butt and around the corner

>Schmitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
>1
>Retrieving my sodie pop hat from a band of miscreants, literally unkillable
>Coral Fields Cemetary

>Quintessentially British
>23
>Slaying the kuffars, enforcing Sharia on infidels
>Londonistan

>The Falcon
>35
>That's classified. Over 1,000 confirmed hand-to-hand kills.
>Right behind you.

>niggerkiller1488
>21
>minimal but am willing to learn
>east coast, USA

>Reserve squad leader

Fuck it let's go bois

Hearty chuckle my friend

>Novislav Djajic
>43
>I removed kebab for a living
>Serbia

Canuck McDundie
I prefer 16 year olds
Killed neighbors dog
Wherever 16yr olds are legal

The Negro Neutralizer
Over 40
Operation Desert Storm
Surrounded by coons

>Silver Fox
>57
>Defeated the notorious Tim "Kiddy Fiddler" Kaine with ease
>Can usually be found in The White House's basement, putting his electroshock therapy skills to good use

Korwin
24
korwinrar.tumblr.com
Kentucky

>0 kills
>what is WW1

How could I forget his photo?

>peepoo
>26
>Peeing and Pooing
>poo

Dick Dangerford
12
I've killed millions of my potential children with just my hand
Right behind you!