"Hey, we're all new here! What do you do for fun in this town?"

>"Hey, we're all new here! What do you do for fun in this town?"

dude awesome post ill make sure to upvote

Truck driving is all the rage

It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my boner

inshallah, sisters

allahu akhbar

how could i possibly relate to someone like that (a person who has friends)

For a start, we don't dress desert style in the Wind, Rain, and Snow.

> fucking barbarians

I don't know, our town is pretty small, but downtown has some nice pubs you can visit.

Building diving. It's like cliff diving but without water. Here, let me show you how you get started!

Christianity.
I aint even shitting you.
Pretty much just yell: "SRBIJA! PRAVOSLAVLJE!" and you're good to go

Eat bacon, drink beer, fuck

Getting stoned

Get off my property, shitskin.

you can rape them, because they are whores. you can tell, because they are outside without a man.
yeah, i kinda get these Muselmänner now...

>tell them we're goin snipe hunting
>proceed to rape and kill

everybody wins

>meet the new germans

ollum, i know what i'm doin', i'm still Hans!

Burn copies of the quran.

I hear you guys like to get stoned. Follow me to the quarry.

They don't belong in the Unites States or Europe. They need go home.

Hey there ladies. In this town we usually have fun by trading weed for head.

Like serious talk now guys, Mussie girls love giving head and anal. They reject vagina shit for until marriage. Use to be a mussie girl at our school who would trade blowies for weed. She was actually quite good too. She always made sure to drink water before hand, no dry shit ya know what I mean?

But yea, if you wanna get with a mussie girl then offer her some weed

>MUH DICK ?

Pray to Christ. Protect our families and slay Saracens.

You came to the wrong neighborhood.

Kentucky does not want you.

KARADZICU

VODI

SRBE

SVOJE

>O-Oh hey...
>Uh fun?
>T-t-theres not much to do here heh...
>pretty boring town am i right? heh heh...
>uhhh if you want though I can show you around
>Wait you gotta go? Okay... See you around
Feels bad man

>not just shaking your head and walking away

what a faggot

I'll be a man one day I swear!

We throw bacon at muslims

not be muslim